picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
| Server IP | vanilla.kidlesscraft.com |
|---|---|
| Server Website | http://www.kidlesscraft.com |
| Server Location | Central US |
| Game Play Type | Vanilla / Survival / Hard Difficulty |
| Version | 1.21 |
We have an easy whitelist process to get started via discord, just click the link http://www.discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.
To join the server, you can follow the easy whitelist process via our discord server. Click the link provided and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.
The server offers Vanilla gameplay with a focus on Survival mode and Hard Difficulty.
The server is located in Central US.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker where you can plot world domination with your fellow lefty Hitler enthusiasts. Trade rare resources, plan elaborate schemes, and unleash chaos upon unsuspecting players who dare to challenge your reign of terror.
So why join our server? Because where else can you embrace your inner dictator while crafting pixelated swastikas and engaging in epic battles for supremacy? Join us today and let the madness begin!