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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2911 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and that creeper sneaking up behind you.
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your family look like the Brady Bunch. With insane stories like players building giant statues of Kamala Harris and Chinese dragons to show their support for diversity and inclusion, you’ll never know what to expect next.
Join now and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the chat. Who knows, you might even run into a player who claims to be 2% “n word” and 98% “c-slur” – just make sure to keep it lighthearted and fun, like a game of Minecraft should be.
