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SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crops Grown:	6949
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	4150	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8893
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	1162
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2593	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7797
Dimension Hops:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	223081	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Brain Face Recognition Fun

Awareness, Brain, brain function, cognition, Cognitive science, face, faces, facial recognition, Fun, Human Behavior, Memory, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, recognition, research, study, subconscious, suppressed, uncanny ability, Unconscious, visual processing

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!

Edenor – Private server Minecraft server

atmosphere, Audience, banner, Buildings, DISCOUNT, Events, free pass, group, image, Join, Minecraft, No Private, Pirate, Play, pleasant sides, private server, promotional code, Relax, Roleplay, rp, Survival, Telegram, Two Years, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Emeralds Found:	4757	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Void Armor Forged:	16
Star Shards Collected:	272	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

We are a private project, with a pretty good audience, no privates and no signature.

On the server you will find many beautiful and interesting buildings, RP situations and just a good, quiet atmosphere in which you can calmly play and relax.

We have been working for more than two years and show only the pleasant sides of Minecraft!

Do you want to join us?

Subscribe to our group: https://vk.com/edenorrp

To our telegram: https://t.me/edenorrp

Buy a passage on the website: https://edenor.fun/ use the promotional code for a discount “edenormc”!

Or apply for a free pass: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-asUYQunGAYl0pGbM2gNyCkJQI1SwG6b7huKl5qyf5sFXfg/viewform

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