We got logfag and his gang of retards ready to turn your pic into spam if you post personal photos, so watch out!
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and a whole lot of chaos.
So come on, join us and let’s build some epic stuff together while avoiding the wrath of logfag and his crew. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!
Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.
Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!
But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!
Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.
Ever wondered what it’s like to be the master of spreading lies and photoshopping turds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive the glory days of the infamous Logfag.
Witness the power of posting logs and watch as your reputation crumbles like a house of cards. But don’t worry, we forgive Andy Sixx and all his mental institution visits. It’s time to put an end to the log madness and start building a new community filled with laughter and fun.
So come on, join us on this crazy journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, no more posting logs, okay? It’s time to move on and embrace the joy of Minecraft.
Picture this: you’re a failed rockstar who needs a Blue Yeti Mic but has no money. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so you decide to eat a random log of turd you find in a filthy public toilet. But little did you know, that turd would give you the luck you needed!
Now, every time you burp, it smells like a mix of corn and log turd. But hey, at least you’re lucky now, right? Join our server and experience the crazy adventures that await you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own lucky turd along the way!
Join us and you’ll find the likes of Gunter, Randy Orton, Chad, Oteese, Yeet Man, IYO, Kairi, Liv, Rhea, Big Zesty, the Homosexual Undertaker, Seamous, CM Phill, Drew, Big Sneed, Carlito, Dom, Zelina, JD, Finn, Rey, Odyssey Jones, Miz, R Truth, Dakota Kai, and even some dimeless coconuts who don’t shout yeet (how scandalous)!
It’s a showdown between the good, the bad, and the downright bizarre on our server. Who will come out on top? Join now and find out! Trust us, it’s one-sided in the most desu way possible.
Embark on epic quests to protect your brother’s trust by not snitching on his breakups or his newfound love for drinks with friends. Will you be able to withstand the wrath of your mom, who thinks you’re a terrible sister for not spilling the beans?
But fear not, for in this server, loyalty to your sibling is key. Show your dedication to keeping secrets and maintaining trust, all while building the most epic Minecraft creations imaginable.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures. Who knew keeping secrets could be so exhilarating?
Join us and experience the thrill of over 1,000 deaths per year in Canada’s two largest cities! That’s right, we bring the danger straight to your screen! Who needs boring old mobs when you can have airborne nanoparticles causing chaos and mayhem?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been scientifically proven that airborne nanoparticle concentrations are associated with increased mortality risk in Canada’s two largest cities. That’s right, we’re not just any old Minecraft server, we’re a public health hazard!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime (literally)! Just remember to wear your hazmat suit, because things are about to get wild!
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
| IP | simplyvanilla.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF |
| Website | https://simplyvanilla.net |
| Map size | 10 TB+ |
What escaping spawn looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?
A: No, hacking/duping is not allowed on the server.
Q: What are the server rules?
A: The main rule is no hacking/duping. Other than that, it’s an anarchy server so anything goes.
Q: How big is the map?
A: The map size is 10 TB+.
Q: Can I join the server without escaping spawn?
A: Yes, you can join the server and play within spawn if you choose not to escape.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as our crayon-loving admin? We have regular events like “Crayon Hunt” where you have to scavenge the map for hidden crayons to win epic prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Crayon Eating Contest” and “Crayon Parkour” – guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.
But the real reason to join our server is the sense of camaraderie you’ll feel with your fellow players. We may be a bunch of crayon enthusiasts, but we stick together like a pack of wild wolves (or should I say, wild crayon-eating wolves?). So come join us on /vt/ server for a crayon-filled adventure unlike any other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of players who roam the server at night in their epic bedtime attire, protecting their fellow players from any dangers that may come their way. Rumor has it that they once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their trusty pillows and blankets.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as stylish as it is adventurous, come join us and show off your best bedtime gear. Who knows, you might just become the next member of the Bedtime Bandits and go down in server history as a true hero of the night.
| Server Type | Survival (SMP) & RLCraft |
|---|---|
| Minecraft Version | 1.21 (supports 1.9 to 1.21) |
| Staff Positions | Helper, Moderator, Admin, Builder |
| RLCraft Server IP | rlc.anfmc.com |
| SMP Server IP | anfmc.com |
| Website | anfmc.com |
| Discord | anfmc.com/discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I apply for a staff position? | To apply, contact the owner on Discord or join the server and create a staff application! |
| What versions does the SMP server support? | The SMP server runs on version 1.21 but supports all versions between 1.9 and 1.21. |