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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3830 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 58 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
imagine riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of diamonds, only to land in a pool of jello that bounces you back up to the top of the cliff for round two! that’s the kind of insanity you can expect on our server.
we’ve got unicorns that fart rainbows, zombies that breakdance instead of attack, and villagers that speak in nothing but dad jokes. who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?
so come on down to our server and let your inner moth be drawn to the brightest, most entertaining flame you’ll ever experience in minecraft!