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Blocky Bargains: Minecraft Real Estate – Buy a flat in Warsaw for $130k!

130k, affordable, Architecture, bargains, blocky, Buy, City Living, Cozy, Estate, European, Flat, high ceilings, interior design, Investment, Loft, Minecraft, MODERN, opportunity, Poland, Property, real, real estate, residential, SOLD OUT, unique design, Urban, Warsaw

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	146
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	979

Are you tired of missing out on amazing opportunities like buying a flat in Warsaw for only $130,000? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own virtual flat for free! And guess what? No one can swoop in and buy it before you because you’re the master of your own virtual universe!

Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, ANONYMOUS, artist, Audience, BLOCK, Entertainment, internet, Minecraft, Music, No. 88910059, ONLINE, Party, Performance, Popular, reaction, RICA, Server, social media, song, streaming, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	21292	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a bumpy ride, but totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random items that make absolutely no sense. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Blazing Mozambique Minecraft SMP

African politics, Blazing, commie party, Corruption, deaths, Democracy, Dictatorship, Fire, Government, Lula, Minecraft, Mozambicans, Mozambique, Nyusi, opposition party, Political unrest, power struggle, power transition, PROTESTS, revolution, Riots, ruling party, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Votes:	3395

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is peaceful and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the commie party has lost power but refuses to give it up, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn.

But that’s not all – the Mozambicans are rioting because they’ve had enough of being ruled by the same party for 50 years. There have been several deaths in protests confirmed, but don’t worry, our fearless leader Nyusi has asked Lula for help. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will ensue on this server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Oh Yeah, That Happened – Minecraft Server

Happened, Minecraft, Server, yeah

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Emeralds Found:	841	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a llama in a telenovela! Join us for epic battles between players, crazy treasure hunts for rare items, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the sheep in the world into disco-loving party animals. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself – because on our server, oh yeah, that happened.

Cover Stomper Minecraft SMP

aggressive tactics, Business, Competition, corporate warfare, cover, cutthroat, Defeat, ELIMINATION, hostile takeover, Industry, market domination, Minecraft, negotiations, nijiniggery, play nice, Rivalry, ruthless, smp, stomped, stomper, strategy, UNOFFICIALLY, Victory

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	9927	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of playing nice with your enemies in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve stomped out all the nijiniggery for good (whatever that means) and now we’re ready to cutthroat our way to the top of the server! Join us for insane battles, epic loot, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diplomacy when you’ve got diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show those nijiniggery who’s boss!

Kamala Bros Minecraft Server

back, back in action, Besties, bros, catching up, Excited, Friends, friendship, good times, Happy, kamala, Kamalabros, Long time no see, Memories, Minecraft, missed you, Nostalgia, old friends, reconnecting, Reminiscing, reunion, Server, squad goals, together again

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Kamalabros is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.

Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!

He Wasn’t Wrong Minecraft SMP

Accuracy, Correct, error, Fallacy, false, Fault, Flawed, he wasn’t wrong, Inaccuracy, Incorrect, long tail tags, Minecraft, Misconception, misinterpretation, misjudgment, mistake, misunderstanding, misunderstood, not right, right, smp, Truth, WASNT, wrong

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crops Grown:	3914	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and start collecting those precious diamond eggs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party the night away. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and become the life of the party?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, Gaming Community, Garlean Election Watching Meet, Get out, Hypnosis Meetup, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, online events, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spooky Club, Sweet Honey Edition, Twin Peaks, virtual meetups

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Votes:	3190
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5664
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s sweeter than honey? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Join us for our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can dig up some epic loot, or celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us before it ends today! And mark your calendars for our Fall Guys event coming up soon – it’s going to be a blast!

And if you’re looking to meet up with other players, we’ve got you covered. From Femlala-only hypnosis meetups to Garlean election watching parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss our Spooky Club meetup featuring X-files and Army of Darkness – it’s sure to be a scream!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself at a shared FATE meetup watching Twin Peaks or discussing character creation at a roleplaying meetup. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the madness!

Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog

CATALOG, catalog spam, Digital Marketing, internet trolling, jpeg folders, meme backlash, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme fatigue, meme marketing, meme recycling, meme saturation, meme spam, meme trends, memes, Minecraft, online advertising, outdated content, paid shills, post-2016 memes, smp, social media manipulation, stale, stale memes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	4371
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Lost No Nut November Minecraft Server

challenge, Defeat, desire, Disappointment, discipline, Failure, Lost, Lust, Minecraft, no nut november, November, nut, regret, self-control, Server, shame, Struggle, Submission, Surrender, temptation, Weakness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll never be as lit as our community! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.

But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!