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KidCraftin’ Moms: No Playdates Promised

avoidance, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coward, daycare moms, friendship, Introvert, KidCraftin, Kids, making excuses, mom guilt, moms, Neighborhood, parenting, parenting struggles, peer pressure, Playdate, playdates, promised, social anxiety, Social Skills, socializing

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9593	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Votes:	4155	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of being harassed by overly friendly moms at pick up time? Do you dread the idea of forced playdates with toddlers running around like tiny drunkards? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life social awkwardness!

Join us and avoid awkward small talk with neighbors who want to exchange numbers and knock on your door unannounced. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine without the fear of being trapped in a playdate with people you barely know.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft! Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have a blast in our virtual world? Join us today and never look back!

HappiCraft SMP: Secret to Joy

acceptance, balance, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, HappiCraft, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, perspective, positivity, purpose, relationships, resilience, secret, self-care, smp, well-being

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a giant chicken statue with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. Trust us, the secret to happiness is definitely found in our wacky world of pixelated madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us today, because who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours!

ToxicCraft: InstaSnapFaceGram

cyberbullying, Digital culture, digital platforms, Harassment, Hate Speech, InstaSnapFaceGram, internet culture, mental health, Negativity, online behavior, Online Community, online safety, opinion, Platform, social media, social media impact, social media usage, social-networking, TOXIC, ToxicCraft, trolling

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Towns Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Void Gems Collected:	31
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4560
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Emeralds Found:	3204	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of dealing with toxic social media platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the antidote to all that negativity! Join us and escape the drama of Twitter, the fake perfection of Instagram, and the endless arguments on Facebook.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about trolls or haters. Need a break from the chaos of the internet? Come chill with us and mine some diamonds instead. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into.

So why waste your time on toxic social media when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with a community of awesome players? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, EcoCraft, economic impact, Environment, environmental impact, financial support, Fossil Fuels, global economy, global spending, government spending, green energy, harmful subsidies, Minecraft, Natural resources, policy reform, Pollution, renewable energy, Report, Server, Subsidies

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, so like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out. We got more subsidies than you can shake a stick at, like $2.6tn worth. We’re all about that environment-harming life, cause who needs clean air and water anyways, amirite? Join us and help us reach our goal of destroying the planet, one block at a time. Plus, we have the best parties in town, with creeper-shaped pinatas and diamond-encrusted cake. Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the chaos!

LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

Conflict, Crisis, disappearing, eastern europe, foreign mercenaries, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, Luhansk region, LuhanskLooters, MercMunchers, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, Refugees, russia, russians, Syria, Syrians, violence, War

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	253
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mines Excavated:	1385

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

blood sugar control, cardiovascular risk, chronic condition, Defender, diabetes management, Diabetic, disease management, health benefits, heart health, individualized care, Insulin sensitivity, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle choices, long-term diet, long-term health outcomes, low carb diet, medical advancements, Medical research, metabolic health, personalized nutrition, preventative healthcare., Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Votes:	3765	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dimension Hops:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	7334	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magic Items Found:	1134	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”