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CraftyChug – Ukraine LOLz

ABRAMS, Battlegroup North, blackrock, Chug, Comfy Happening, Council of Europe, CraftyChug, debt interest payments, Estonia, French Jets, Globohomo, Israel, Kharkov Region, kyiv, Lithuania, lolz, military age Ukrainian men., NATO Council, nuspeak, Poland, putin, shoigu, soldiers, Talmud, Ukraine, Ukraine General, Ukrainian military, UKROP, US support, Zelensky

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Estonian soldiers show up to help you out! And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, Putin himself pops in to offer you a new shovel!

But wait, there’s more! French jets flying in Russian tricolour formation, Blackrock pushing Ukraine to pay its debts, and Zelensky negotiating with the US for support for the next 10 years. Who knows what will happen next on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that the Talmud has been denounced and Israel controls the NATO Council. Let the madness begin!

ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, christmas, ChunkyCraft, Conte style rant, epl, Fat Ange edition, Land, lard, manchester united, newcastle united, spuds, terminal losers, Wednesday 15th May

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LimbusCraft – Where Chaos Reigns

Chaos, Clock Orange Road, Dawn Office Fixer, download links, e.g.o, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Pointillist Student, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, REIGNS, Ryoshu, Sanguine Desire Rodion, tutorial, Walpurgis Night, Wingbeat Ishmael

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you can battle fierce creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad and experience a journey like no other. And don’t miss out on The 3rd Walpurgis Night – Into A Certain Library’s Book event, where you can dive into a magical world filled with mystery and excitement.

Join us now and participate in the upcoming extractions, including the Ring Pointillist Student Yi Sang and the Ring Pointillist Student Outis. And if that’s not enough, gear up for the Target Extraction: [Ryoshu] ID & E.G.O, where you can test your skills and prove your worth.

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Expect spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, as this game is directly tied to their settings. So grab your sword, download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

“Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

coping strategies, Disappointed, Disappointment, emotional resilience., emotional well being, managing expectations, mental health, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, noob, perpetually, personal growth, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	4373	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of, you guessed it, tacos!

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Only, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.gtne.vanillaboxmc.ru

UnfairCraft

fair, good people, good things happen to good people, Life, life isn’t fair, normies, normies like this, perfectly fair, SSRIs, stop whining, suck it up, trying hard enough, two minutes later, UnfairCraft, Weed, Whining, Xanax

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	582950
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

Pixel Pupper Party

animal, Clever, cute, dog, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, meme, NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO, Party, pet, PIXEL, playful, Popular, pupper, sarcasm, satire, silly, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Yowa Yowa LOLz

Anime, charming, comedy, endearing, Entertaining, Heartwarming, humor, japanese, light-hearted, Like it, lolz, Manga, ongoing series, pick it up, relatable, school life, slice of life, STUDENT, Teacher, weekly dump, Yowa, Yowa Yowa Sensei

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

Before and after, CHANGE, Characters, comparison, Cool, Daring, derpy, DerpyCraft, Development, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Journey, Memories, Metamorphosis, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, progress, Reflection, Shift, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	234	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, alliances, Alternative, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colesium, creativity, Discord, Environment, freedom, gamemode, Hacks, imagination, Inevitable, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Queue, Raiding, recommended…but, Server, Survival, swearing, Vanilla, Version, world

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to colesium.org

The ultimate anarchy Minecraft server with no rules. Experience a world where chaos reigns and the freedom to play is unrivaled. Our server aims to provide a rule-free PvP environment with minimal changes to the Vanilla Survival Gamemode. With a fresh world and no tedious queue like 2b2t, colesium.org offers a thrilling alternative.

Visit Us At:	https://discord.gg/FGBuXfpHzk
IP:	colesium.org
Version:	1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy, please come 😀

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
Is swearing permitted?	Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
Do you give out OP?	No, we do not give out OP on the server to maintain a fair playing field for all players.