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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2392 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who fell down a bottomless pit on our server. And guess what? They didn’t die from fall damage, oh no. They died of dehydration over the course of DAYS! Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond ore that sings you lullabies as you mine it, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!