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CaffeineCraft: Waste to Water

Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, clean water, eco-friendly, Effective removal, environmental impact, Environmental Science, food waste, green technology, innovative technology, painkillers, pharmaceuticals, pollution control, scientists, Sustainable development, sustainable solutions, Waste, waste management, waste recycling, Water, water cleaners, water pollution, water treatment

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we turn food waste into water cleaners, because why not? who needs caffeine and painkillers when you can have clean water in minecraft, amirite? our scientists are like wizards, but cooler. come join us and be part of the most insane water cleaning adventure in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena. what more could you possibly want in a minecraft server? come join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OppositionCraft Minecraft Server

activism, alternative media, Censorship, conspiracy theories, controlled opposition, deep state, Disinformation, government manipulation, independent journalism, information warfare, James Corbett, julian assange, Minecraft, OppositionCraft, political agendas, political dissent, Propaganda, Server, Surveillance, truth movement, truth seekers, Whistleblowers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Zombie Dances:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5324	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	503144	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test to see if you’re a true gamer or just a poser! Join us and uncover the truth about who’s really pulling the strings in the Minecraft world. And hey, if you support Julian Assange, you might just find yourself in a whole new level of gameplay. But beware, not everyone is who they seem…except for James Corbett, that guy is legit. So come on, join us and let the games begin!

AustinSMPTheory – The Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Austin Theory, AustinSMPTheory, growth, Identity, introspection, mastermind, Minecraft, PERSONAL LIFE, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-exploration, self-identity, self-journey, self-perception, self-realization, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6109	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like the Austin Theory of your personal life – completely unpredictable and always keeping you on your toes!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to mine diamonds, or if you’re up for the challenge of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So come on, don’t be a square like a block of dirt – join our server and let the craziness begin!

NoBedSharingAllowed

ah, bed situation, childish behavior, comfort, crying, December trip, decision, friend group, Friends, Group Discussion, group trip, NoBedSharingAllowed, prioritize, queen bed, refusing to share a bed, Rock Paper Scissors, roommates, travel, twin bed, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Towns Built:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with rock paper scissors! Join us for epic battles of RPS to determine who gets the best loot, the coolest skins, and even the comfiest beds in our virtual world.

Just like in the real world, sometimes things get heated over who gets the twin bed or the queen bed. But fear not, on our server, we have a fair and fun way to decide – rock paper scissors! No more arguments or tears, just good old-fashioned hand games to determine your fate.

Join us and witness the drama unfold as players battle it out for the best spots in our virtual realm. Will you be the champion of RPS and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left crying to your friends about how unfair it all is? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – where rock paper scissors reigns supreme!

CraftyBrits vs RussianMods

Allies, ARMS, British weapons, Conflict, CraftyBrits, Defense, Diplomacy, Equipment, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military technology, Ministry of Defense, russia, RussianMods, sanctions, SECURITY, strategy, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are using british weapons to battle it out in russia! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! watch as the ukrainian soldiers ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, while the russians try to defend themselves with exploding potatoes! it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

amazing book, Armed Highmates Edition, Book, catalogue, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Tynan, Workshop, yayo modlist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Runes Activated:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	112
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!