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FigurineFortress Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Christmas visit, Collectibles, collectors, discipline, Disney infinity, display case, family visit, Figures, FigurineFortress, Gamers, Gaming, gaming room, glass case, locking up, Minecraft, nephew, parenting, respecting belongings, Server, sibling conflict, skylanders, Toys

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of pesky family members ruining your precious Minecraft figures collection? Look no further! Join our server where you can safely display your virtual treasures in a locked glass case, away from the reach of mischievous nephews named Tommy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your family drama. Explore hidden dungeons, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic virtual empire you’ve ever seen!

And for a limited time only, join now and receive a free virtual Violet from “The Incredibles” figure to replace the one that Tommy broke. Don’t let your family drama get you down, join our server and game on in peace!

SMP_KoreanMenGoneWild – Minecraft SMP

controversy, crime, criminal behavior, Cultural differences, discrimination, Dungeon, Indian men, Justice, korean men, law enforcement, locking up, media coverage, Minecraft, punishment, racial profiling, sex crime, smp, SMP_KoreanMenGoneWild, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, suggestion, violence

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the wildest drama unfold! We’ve got Korean men committing sex crimes, but don’t worry, our Indian men are innocent angels in this chaos. Someone even suggested locking them all up in a dungeon together – because why not add some spice to the mix? If you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, then this is the place for you!

Yunoland: Where Creepers and LOLs Collide! Join now to defeat the Enderdragon and dance with llamas!

BRAINDEAD.., collide, COMEBACK, CREEPERS, Dance, Defeat, Desires, Emotional support, Enderdragon, feeling better, Join, Llamas, lols, longing, longing for connection, longing for the past, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, regret, seeking comfort, seeking validation, self esteem, self worth, Threads, whore, wishing, Yuno, Yunoland

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dimension Hops:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about yourself? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner Yuno and create some truly braindead threads. Join us and let’s whore ourselves out to the world of Minecraft together! Who knows, maybe Yuno will even make a comeback just for you. Join now and let’s make some hilariously ridiculous memories together!

GorillaCraft: Where apes rule and players drool! Join the mayhem now!

Apes, Conspiracy Theory, Drool, GorillaCraft, gorillaman, government secrets, hidden messages, interesting theory, Join, MAYHEM, mind control, Mysterious, Mystery, obama, Players, political events, prediction, predictions, predictive programming, Presidential election, Prophecy, psychic powers, rule, speculation, Symbolism

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mines Excavated:	3265	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so ahead of its time, they predicted Obama becoming president before it even happened? That’s right, our server is so magically predictive that we knew Obama was destined for greatness before anyone else did. Join us and unlock your own future-predicting powers while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even predict the next world leader while you’re at it! Join now and become part of our mystical community.

SteamyCraft: Mr. Log-in-Minute – Trendy Minecraft server for steamy gamers who can log in as quick as Mr. Steam!

bathroom, clog, clogs, Doors, everyone, Floors, Gamers, grindy, halls, House, kitchen, log, LoginMinute, logs, Minecraft, minute, Mr steam, Quick, Server, Steam, Steamy, SteamyCraft, tiles, TOUGH, tough on stuff, trendy, Tubs, walls, whole house

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1502	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, join our Minecraft server where Mr. Steam is on a mission to clog everything in sight! Watch as he clogs your house, your friends’ houses, and even the local village square. With floors, doors, walls, and halls all getting clogged, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Mr. Steam isn’t just limited to indoor clogging – he’ll clog grindy tubs, tiles, and even entire kitchens in just a minute. Your bathroom will be clogged as new, and your friends will be amazed at the chaos Mr. Steam creates.

If you’re looking for a server that’s truly one-of-a-kind and filled with outrageous fun, then join us and experience the madness of Mr. Steam for yourself. Just be prepared for non-stop clogging hilarity and chaos around every corner!

BlockBaddies MC

Anime, BlockBaddies, Colorful, Dance, digital celebrities, Entertainment, idol group, Internet Sensation, it happened again, jpop, Kawaii, Music, Niji sisters, Nijisisters, ONLINE, Performance, talent, viral, virtual idols, virtual world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of basic Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further than our server, where the Nijisisters wreak havoc and hilarity in equal measure!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a dance battle with a creeper, who is surprisingly good at the moonwalk. Or how about the time our resident llama decided to start a roller derby league and challenged all players to a race around the server? And let’s not forget the time the Nijisisters accidentally turned the ocean into a giant pool of strawberry jelly – talk about a sticky situation!

Join us for non-stop laughs, wacky adventures, and unforgettable moments on our server. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have the Nijisisters to keep things interesting? So come on in and join the madness – just watch out for flying sheep and exploding cows along the way!

MinecraftShoppe: LOLZ vidya vibes ✨ #gamergirls #trendytunes #blockparty

blockparty, business simulation, Characters, customer service, game development, gamergirls, Gaming, indie games, inventory management, lolz, Management, marketplace, MinecraftShoppe, Npcs, player interaction, retro games, role playing, shop management, shopkeeps, simulation, storytelling, trendytunes, VIBES, video games, vidya, virtual store

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got a server for you!

Picture this: you’re strolling through our virtual village, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a shopkeeper selling enchanted diamond pickaxes that also double as hair straighteners! That’s right, you can mine AND look fabulous at the same time.

But wait, there’s more! Our resident potion seller has a special concoction that turns your character into a floating block of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to be a cheesy block in the world of Minecraft?

And don’t even get us started on the blacksmith who crafts armor out of hardened lava. Your enemies won’t stand a chance against you when you’re wearing literal fireproof gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

BloodCraft: Gettin’ YouTube Ads for Donations!

#youtube, Ads, awareness campaign, blood banks, blood donation, Bloodcraft, community service, covid, donate blood, Donation drive, Donations, emergency response, Gettin, Healthcare, jewtube, medical emergency, Outreach, pandemic, pandemic response, plasma donation, public health, social media, Vaccinated, viral outbreak

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Animals Bred:	181	Emeralds Found:	5085
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where things are always wild and wacky! We’ve got players donating blood to get ads on Jewtube – that’s right, Jewtube! And watch out for the pandemic of the vaccinated, they’re coming in hot and ready to take over the world – all in the virtual land of Minecraft, of course. So come on, join us for crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in a Minecraft server before!

CraftyQueens – MineVibe Server

Anime, CraftyQueens, gacha, Idol, idolmaster, idolmaster-archive, idolmaster-character-birthdays, idolmaster-china, idolmaster-events, idolmaster-faq, idolmaster-gacha-dates, idolmaster-general, idolmaster-hatsuboshi-gakuen, idolmaster-material-translations, idolmaster-music-downloads, idolmaster-news, idolmaster-thread, idolmaster-twitter, IDOLMSTER, imas, MineVibe, Music, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	671
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Towns Built:	10

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to catch a laser pointer? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

🥳 Get in on the action and join our server where the only limit is your imagination – well, that and the laws of physics but who needs those anyway?

🤪 Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park! Join now and you’ll have so much fun, you’ll swear you’re mining for diamonds IRL.

🤩 Don’t miss out on the chance to play with characters as iconic as those MC blockheads – like China voiced by Mao Itou, who will totally call you Sensei.

🤯 With events and gachas that will have you hooked like a fishing rod in a pond, our server is the place to be for all your iDOLM@STER needs!

🤭 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience more drama and excitement than a creeper at a TNT convention! It’s gonna be more fun than stacking blocks in creative mode, we promise. 😉

WormCraft – dig, build, & fight creepers in the ultimate underground adventure! Join now for epic lolz!

Adventure, Biodiversity, biodiversity preservation, Brazil, BUILD, composting, CREEPERS, Dig, earthworms, eco-friendly practices, environmental conservation, Epic, Fight, gardening, habitable for worms, habitat improvement, Join, lolz, MAXXING, organic gardening, soil enrichment, soil health, sustainable living, Ultimate, Underground, vermiculture, worm maxxing, WormCraft, worming, worms

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build houses and fight zombies? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you worm maxxing enthusiasts out there!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where the main objective is to make yourself more habitable for worms. Dive into the world of worming and get creative with ways to attract these slimy creatures to your virtual abode.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a special Brazil themed event coming up in a few months where you can load up on all the worms your heart desires. That’s right, pack your virtual bags and get ready for a worm-filled vacation like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let’s get worming!

LOL LAGOON CRAFT

accion, Anime, Asesinos, Aventura, bajo mundo, Black lagoon, CAOS, cazarrecompensas, Craft, criminales, desechos, era piratería, espías, habitantes, lagoon, lol, lugar, Manga, MUNDO, nuevo mundo, piratería, reunido, terroristas, Violencia

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

¡Prepárate para zarpar hacia la era dorada de la piratería en nuestro servidor de Minecraft! Aquí, te encontrarás con asesinos que son tan sigilosos que podrían hacer desaparecer a un Creeper con un solo golpe, espías que pueden descifrar tus contraseñas en un abrir y cerrar de ojos, terroristas que explotarán tus construcciones solo por diversión, cazarrecompensas que te perseguirán hasta el fin del mundo por una simple pepita de oro y los desechos del bajo mundo que se reúnen para planear el próximo saqueo. ¡Únete a nosotros si te atreves a desafiar a los más temidos y despiadados jugadores de Minecraft! ¡Pero cuidado, porque en este servidor, la traición y el caos son moneda corriente! ¡Arr! 🏴‍☠️⚔️🦜🏝️

CraftyBlocks: Iraq Edition – where every block is a surprise like a 9/11 conspiracy theory!

9/11, Afghanistan, al-qaeda, BLOCK, Conflict, Conspiracy, CraftyBlocks, documentary, Edition, film, Forgotten, global impact, History, Invasion, iraq, Memory, MIDDLE EAST, Military, September 11th, Setting, Surprise, Taliban, Terrorism, theory, Tragedy, war movie

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Forget about boring old war movies, on our server you can experience the thrill of building and surviving in a post-apocalyptic world where Afghanistan is the main setting for all your adventures!

Join us for insane battles against zombie terrorists, build your own secret underground bunker to hide from creepers disguised as CIA agents, and uncover hidden treasures in ancient Afghan temples guarded by skeleton warriors!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, survival, and hilarity in a world where Afghanistan is the true battleground for your Minecraft dreams!