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MomDadBucksCraft

aita, Communication Issues, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, generational wealth, income disparity, medical field, MomDadBucksCraft, mommy and daddies money, polar opposites, psychiatrist, raising children, rich kid mindset, single mom, Surgeon, telling my fiancé, trust fund baby, working mom, working parents

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in building blocks and breaking stereotypes! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and adventure, just like the story of this player’s fiancé and their trust fund baby shenanigans.

Imagine a world where trust fund babies clash with hardworking single moms, where ER visits and pediatrician appointments are just part of the daily grind. Will you be the one to bring balance to this chaotic Minecraft universe?

Come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, financial struggles, and epic battles for survival. Who needs mommy and daddy’s money when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So why wait? Join our server now and show us if you’re the real MVP or just another rich kid with a bad attitude. It’s time to mine, craft, and conquer in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

atypical, distinctive, distinctive traits, eccentric, idiosyncratic, Individuality, Minecraft, non-traditional, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar features, quirky, QuirkyQT, rare, smp, uncommon, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Unique, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3100
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Star Shards Collected:	124
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9023
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	81279	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

CockLovers, cocks, fucking we love cocks, love, love cocks, love cocks we love cocks, love fucking we love cocks, Minecraft, smp, we fucking love cocks cock lovers, we love fucking, we love fucking cock adoration, we love fucking cock enthusiasts, we love fucking cock worship

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Void Armor Forged:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!