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Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

Legioncraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

A server based on ancient Rome. Fight in the Colosseum to win awards and money and battle other players to claim their heads as your own. Sell the heads of slain monsters for profit.

108.60.193.205

BorderCraft PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Votes:	4023
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	554068	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

This is a brand new pvp server! BorderCraft PvP features:

No Lag Uptime = 24/7 Xp farms Parkour 2 pvp arenas! Factions Plot World Hunger Games Auctions And much more!!!

Hope to see you on!!!

bordercraft.mcserver.ws

MCLoaded

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ores Mined:	3190	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Votes:	2672	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Factions, Hunger Games, Mob Arena, Player Heads, Economy and more!

mcloaded.co.uk

Nameless PvP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to Nameless PvP! This server is a pvp based factions server. There is also raiding, so make your base/house hard to find and hard to access! Rules: [1] No Hacking [2] Don’t Be Rude [3] Don’t spam staff, they will help when they have time [4] Donators or VIP’s can’t be scammed! [5] Do not ask for op or staff positions. [6] Do not Ignore Staff [7] No Advertising other servers or webpages! [8] Staff can play, raid and pvp! As long as they don’t spawn in items or pvp when they do /tp! If they do this, report them with /ticket. Website: http://namelesspvp.enjin.com Right now the website is a work in progress and more will be added when the server gets more donations! We hope you enjoy your time on the server!

198.154.120.44

vSprawl

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10

vSprawl.co.uk is a small London Server. We have been running a while but have very few players at the mo. Come and help us make it bigger! We have survival and creative maps and a few useful plugins.

vSprawl.co.uk

downundercraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

198.154.104.216

Mienenkraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

We are a fairly new server, so there is still a lot of landscape to explore and a lot to build. We have a city as a starting area where you can first look around without monsters. But to really get started you have to get out of the city and settle wherever you want.

80.86.186.222

InstaCube | Leben Server

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

1.13 | Special attention to detail. Normal world with properties. Freebuild. Stores. Own warps. Rentable marketplaces. “No delete” policy. This is InstaCube. This is your life server.

TeamSpeak: ts.instacube.at Discord: https://discord.gg/pzB9sPG E-Mail: [email protected]

play.instacube.at

MinecraftYouPlay

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

We are a freebuild/survival/PVP server on a self-assembled server for perfect performance. We offer a nice community, a nice gaming atmosphere and hope that you will follow this effort.

We offer the principles of Survival, GS, Anarchy, separated by worlds, as well as hunger games, vanilla PVP and interestingly designed events. For more information you can simply visit our website.

TS3: 194.97.114.3:9056

s.mcyp.de

Celebration

Creative, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Come celebrate holidays from around the world. Exploring the international Holiday Plaza displaying holidays recreated Minecraft style. Check out the holiday themed quests areas like Halloween Town, Easter Valley, and North Pole. Settle into a town or start your own. Feel the need to build? Design whatever you wish in the Creative World. Explore the Carnival event area and compete against other players. Then head to the PVP world to try to steal your opponent’s head. There is something for everyone at Celebration.

192.227.132.212