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  • Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

    Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

    But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

    So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

    Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

    CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

    PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

    Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Incursion

    Incursion

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: 135.125.52.181

    135.125.52.181

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SUMMER WIPE COME IN GRIFFER ..-.. COME IN TO US Minecraft server

    SUMMER WIPE COME IN GRIFFER ..-.. COME IN TO US Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    VylcanGrief Best neck project!

    ru7.mineserv.su:28249

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FieryPick

    FieryPick

    New Minecraft Servers

    RPG Box Mining, Mobs, Keep Inv, And a Choose your own path! Always In Development! RPG Box Mining, Mobs, Keep Inv, And a Choose your own path! Always In Development!

    Fierypick.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MMC – Empires

    MMC – Empires

    New Minecraft Servers

    Empires is currently in pre-beta we will add custom enchants, esthetics, pets and much more. A better description is currently being written so I’m sorry for the lacking of a good description at this time.

    empires.mmc.onl

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nuclear war

    Nuclear war

    New Minecraft Servers

    Enjoy a custom 1.12.2 Modpack that contains all sorts of weapons of mass destruction, from standard missiles all the way to enormous nuclear bombs! Contains plenty of custom guns for close encounters too!

    The server combines mods with normal plugins to create a unique experience unlike any other!

    We encourage people to raid and wage war on each other on this server.

    We are planning a huge event soon, so hop on and prepare for war!

    We are also open to any suggestions our community has!

    Join the discord below to find out how to connect!discord.gg/Xh9JGbWJ7M

    play.bruv.network

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Start your journey Mini-Games Update Gifts Minecraft server

    Start your journey Mini-Games Update Gifts Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Greetings to all Minecraft players✋

    I think if you are here, then you are looking for a new server ⚠

    I invite you to the new TenCraft server?

    Will you find Anarchy here at the moment?

    Are there any plans to open a Sky block?

    You can be the first, you are starting a new story, together with us!

    + The administration communicates and accepts the coolest ideas

    +Frequent draws

    +Top Anarchy

    -Are you missing?

    I invite you to our Vk group, Discord and our server

    ✅Vk – https://vk.com/tencrafttop

    ✅Discord – https://discord.gg/kH5vjgbJpK

    ✅IP – game.TenCraft.ru

    ✅Website – tencraft.trademc.org

    game.TenCraft.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP