Locker Room Talk MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

smp, understand, Scenes, testosterone humor, inside jokes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

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Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

smp, group dynamics, social norms, peer pressure, personal boundaries

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

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CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

teenage curiosity, locker room talk, male bonding, Cool, speculation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

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PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

biggest dick, alpha male, urban legend, Minecraft, DOMINANCE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

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IceCreamGriefer420

legend, DINNERTIME, DELICIOUS, Mall, Chocolate

Are you tired of being mocked for your glasses and accessories? Join our Minecraft server and show off your unique style without fear of judgment! We welcome all players, no matter how stylish or nerdy they may be.

Need a break from the real world drama? Join our server and witness epic showdowns like the one between me and the ice cream kid at the mall. Who knew a simple ice cream cone could cause so much chaos?

Embark on wild adventures and create your own legends on our server. Maybe you’ll even become the next infamous ice cream kid, crying for eternity over a missed treat. The possibilities are endless in our crazy Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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UserFate24Hrs

fortune, destiny, UserFate24Hrs, dictates, Twist of fate

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, your username dictates what happens to you for the next 24 hours.

Imagine logging in as “ChickenNuggetLover69” and suddenly you’re transformed into a giant chicken nugget, running around the server being chased by hungry players. Or maybe you log in as “RainbowUnicornQueen” and find yourself riding a majestic rainbow unicorn through fields of glitter and rainbows.

But beware, if you log in as “CreeperSlayer666”, you might just find yourself constantly being hunted by a never-ending horde of creepers determined to blow you up at every turn.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where your username is your destiny and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

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Terra Nova SMP

Minecraft, Terra Nova SMP, March 1st, Earth-inspired, Custom terrain generation

The Terra Nova SMP is an Earth-inspired server that utilizes the Towny plugin. Similar to Earth servers, Towny enables players to establish and govern their own towns and nations. While we don’t use an Earth map, we offer a custom terrain generation and new biomes that create a beautiful and one-of-a-kind world for players to build their towns and nations in.

Server will officially open on March 1st, join our Discord for more information.

104.243.32.73:27238

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Eternal Love Realms 1.20.2

advice, Wife, 1.20.2, Thread, love

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like frickin’ ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen.

I’m talkin’ about a place where you can build a freakin’ castle made out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

And don’t even get me started on the community, man. It’s like a bunch of deranged unicorns having a dance party with a pack of wild wolves.

So, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity in the best way possible, then come join us. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked like a fish on a rainbow-colored fishing rod.

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BusBucksNoBucks

awkward, cultural sensitivity, not paying, public transportation, judgment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the bus lady thinks you’re special! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and hilarious misunderstandings.

Imagine swiping your card to board the bus, only to have the bus lady mistake you for one of the passengers with Down syndrome. Talk about a plot twist! But hey, why ruin the fun by clarifying the misunderstanding? Embrace the chaos and hop on board for a journey like no other.

With a community as diverse as ours, you never know what kind of wacky situations you’ll find yourself in. From accidental identity swaps to heartwarming moments of mistaken charity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, grab your basketball shorts and high white socks, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just discover that being mistaken for someone else can lead to some unforgettable memories. See you in the game!

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Lustful Love Land

relationships, sexual activity, libidinous, 10 times per week, romantic lovers

come join our minecraft server where love is in the air and romance is blooming like a field of daisies on a sunny day! we have 4 clusters of romantic lovers: mild, moderate, libidinous, and intense. but let me tell you about the libidinous lovers, they are the wildest of the wild, getting it on an average of 10 times per week! if you want to experience a love like no other, join our server and get ready to get down and dirty with your virtual boo. who needs real life romance when you can have pixelated passion on our server? join now and get ready to fall in love…minecraft style!

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