locker room talk – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

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Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

body image, CockComparing, friendship, Gender Roles, group dynamics, healthy relationships, homies, intimate conversations, locker room talk, male bonding, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, open communication, peer pressure, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self esteem, sexual curiosity, sexual exploration, smp, social norms, societal expectations, taboo topics

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

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CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

adolescent behavior, cody, Cool, CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP, jerking off, locker room talk, male bonding, male sexuality, Masturbation, peer pressure, personal habits, privacy, private moments, self pleasure, sexual exploration, social norms, speculation, taboo subjects, teenage boys, teenage curiosity, young adults

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

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New Server IP
PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

alpha male, behind bars, biggest dick, Bragging rights, cellmate, confined space, DOMINANCE, exaggerated claims, hyperbole, incarceration, Inmate, Jail, locker room talk, machismo, Minecraft, penitentiary, Prison, PrisonPeen, Server, size matters, tall tales, tough guy, urban legend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

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New Server IP
Lusitania MC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Complete Portuguese server for original and pirated Minecraft (Java) with several game modes so you never get bored! There’s skyblock, survival, factions, creative, arenas, murder mystery and more modes are coming!

play.lusitanianetwork.com

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New Server IP
Timecraft 3.0 Minecraft server

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Timecraft – Creative server

☑ Lots of functionality to make construction easier!

☑ Lots of decorations for your buildings!

☑ Custom plugins for your convenience

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Come join our server!

★ Version: 1.17.1

★ IP: 87.225.77.162:25565

★ Our server in Discord: https://discord.gg/qfqRVkY55W

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87.225.77.162

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New Server IP
Krackers Gate

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Towny

Come join us at Krackers Gate. We are a Towny server with a twist and have more gamemodes to come. Come have fun!

krackersgate.com

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New heaven

Economy, Jobs, Quests, Towny, Townywars, Vampire, werewolf

New HeavenVampires & Werewolves Returned!

After a long hiatus, we have returned with nostalgic feelings but also new mechanics than before.

Our Supernatural Survival server focuses on group gameplay, PVP, and letting the players make their own lore. We use a private custom plugin custom-coded for this server for our supernatural server including a leveling system for all races. We feature Vampires, Werewolves, Hunters, Towny, EventWars, Jobs, Quests, PyroFishing, PyroMining, Economy, and Player Economy. If you’re looking for a place to make friends, wage war, create a following, and become the strongest, this is the place for you!

Our PVP server focuses on classes/kits with unique playstyles and spells that give PVP a twist. If you’re into ability-based games, magic, or team-based strategy in your PVP, come check it out! The server will transition into focusing on team-based PVP games like KOTH, CTF, TDM, and Payload. This is done using a fully custom-coded plugin specifically made for this server.

play.new-heaven.us

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New Server IP
Blue Ocean Village

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Blue Ocean Village a server for 1.16 Only and fun we have survival, kit pvp, bedwars, skywars. and much more.

51.81.62.214

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🔥EMPIRESMP🔥❌NO DONATION WIP❌ Minecraft server

Clans, Duels, Economy, Events, Large Online, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡

⭐ Come in and explore the world empire with your friends!

❤️ Unique server

✨EmpireSMP – Plunge into an incomparable world where creativity meets adventure!✨

❤️Donations

Forget about having to buy. There is no donation here, just enjoy the game.

❤️Buyer

Sell all your accumulated junk!

❤️Events

We offer various events for everyone.

❤️Clan Wars

Create your own city and challenge everyone!

❤️On the Player’s Side

Our administration is always ready to help.

❤️PvP Battles

Excluding privates, show off your fighting skills!

❗❗❗Server features:

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20

Come in with some potatoes – we will accept you

✅ Exclusive plugins

A bunch of new homemade open source plugins for a quality atmosphere

✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!

Come to our telegram and discord to make sure of this

✅ Daily and monthly challenges: show your strength!

This of course has never happened, but someday….

✅ Modern anti-cheat system: honesty above all!

Even a schoolboy can bypass our anti-cheat, so feel free to download them and come in!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⚡️ Performance without lags: stability guaranteed!

Discover a new world of possibilities with EmpireSMP!✨

m5.mrt.esmp.empireprojekt.ru

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New Server IP
Asperien

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

IP: Asperien.join-mc.com We are a new Towny – Community based server with lots of features that add on to the original feel of minecraft! We aim to provide a fun and relaxed place that focuses on community events, player driven shops / trading and economy that rewards effort. With ranks, jobs, shops, player warps, pvp arenas, disguises and more, theres something for everyone here at Asperien!

Please follow our in game rules by using /rules

Join our Discord for updates and to be part of our community!

Asperien.join-mc.com

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New Server IP
Unitedmc

Balanced Economy, Brewery, city, City Rpg, Drugs, Economy, Guns, Roleplay, Vehicles

Join Andolon today! Become Prime Minister and lead the government, Start a business and become a rich tycoon, or you can join the criminal underworld of drugs and gunrunning. The possibilities are endless in UnitedMC!

Play.united-mc.co

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New Server IP
Irezia

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Iresia?

OPENING February 27, 2022!

A vanilla Farm2Win oriented Semi-RP server with an elaborate RPG system. New quests with ranks accessible to all, accompanied by a system of collections and skills! But also new objects, monsters and enchantments as well as the basics of a Semi-RP: rental plots, professions, towns, market, auction house, etc.

Irezia is a server in constant evolution with an active team that listens to the community. Come relax with us at the Semi-RP and have fun during regular innovative events!

Join us quickly: play.irezia.fr

play.irezia.fr

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New Server IP
Cookie Build Transf server Minecraft

The owner of the Cookie Build Transf server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Play.cookie-build.com:19132

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