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Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

male perspective, Scenes, Understanding, inside jokes, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

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Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

group dynamics, male friendships, Masculinity, locker room talk, healthy relationships

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

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CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

teenage boys, jerking off, speculation, private moments, Masturbation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

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PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

Server, machismo, size matters, biggest dick, tall tales

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

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NoSleep4U

Personal preferences, NoSleep4U, Fragrances, DATING, social etiquette

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted opinions about your cologne choices!

Join us and leave behind the haters who think they can judge your scent preferences. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let’s build a world where everyone smells amazing and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t find any desert-dry comments here, just pure fun and creativity!

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K2 Tank Supply Minecraft Server

Repair, Defense, K2 tank, Infrastructure, construction

Yo, listen up fam! This lit Minecraft server is like South Korea ready to repair Romanian roads to open way for K2 tank supplies – straight up insane, right? We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant tank made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the bravest players can find. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of creepers just waiting to explode with fun. So come join us and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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SerebryanskyCraft: Azov’s Revenge

Revenge, Operation, russia, territorial dispute, Confrontation

lol join our epic minecraft server where we drive out russian forces from the serebryansky forest!!! u can be a warrior and fight off the bad guys with ur diamond sword or u can be a peaceful farmer and grow crops and trade with other players!!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for u!!! come join us and be a hero in the serebryansky forest!!!

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TonsilRegenCraft

Organ, tonsils, Sentient, Body, immune system

Yo, if u wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server, lemme tell u sumthin. Our bodies be like, "Bruh, why u doin dis to us?" But forget dat noise, cuz dis server be off da hook!

Picture dis: u spawn in and bam! U surrounded by llamas wearin top hats and dancin to dubstep. U think dat's wild? Just wait til u see da giant chickens ridin on pigs like they own da place.

But dat ain't even da best part. We got a secret underground city where da villagers throw raves every night. U can trade diamonds for glowstone and party like it's 1999.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server where da only rule is to have a blast. And remember, if ur body starts talkin to u, just tell it to shut up and keep playin.

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GutCraft: High-Fat Adventures

Behavior, Animal Behavior, complex pathway, anxiety, high-fat diet

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like no other, man. like, we got animals on a high-fat diet runnin’ around disruptin’ gut bacteria and alterin’ behavior. but wait, there’s more! through some crazy pathway connectin’ the gut to the brain, we got brain chemicals goin’ wild and fuelin’ anxiety like u never seen before. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man. so come join us on dis wild ride and see what kinda mischief u can get into. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Star Technology Minecraft server

Shop, GregTech, Creatures, Server, Minecraft

? Star Technology is one of the first GregTech modpacks released for Minecraft 1.19.2. This modpack usheres in a new era where every block, every creature, every dimension is bursting with possibilities. Every step you take leads to new discoveries, and every resource could be the key to the next technological breakthrough. ? You will find yourself on an island in an alternate dimension where your journey will begin. Using only a tree and some earth around it, you will begin your journey to discovering new technologies and achieving incredible heights. Don’t let this scare you! After all, this is where your adventure begins. ?️ In this world, every tool, every machine, every element has been reimagined to offer you a unique experience of survival and growth. Your engineering acumen and ingenuity will be constantly tested as you build your way to the stars. ?️ You will become a true explorer, discovering new dimensions that hide both incredible treasures and unprecedented dangers. Your courage and determination will be rewarded with unimaginable technology and knowledge. ? Prepare to meet creatures that will test your combat readiness and strategic thinking. Fight bosses, explore dungeons and protect your achievements from those who want to steal them. ? With Star Technology the possibilities are endless! This modpack offers a unique experience for every player, regardless of their experience in the world of Minecraft mods. It offers you the opportunity to explore, create and excel at your own pace, making every moment of the game memorable. Your journey is just beginning, and incredible adventures await you!

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