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Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

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Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

body image, CockComparing, friendship, Gender Roles, group dynamics, healthy relationships, homies, intimate conversations, locker room talk, male bonding, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, open communication, peer pressure, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self esteem, sexual curiosity, sexual exploration, smp, social norms, societal expectations, taboo topics

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

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CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

adolescent behavior, cody, Cool, CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP, jerking off, locker room talk, male bonding, male sexuality, Masturbation, peer pressure, personal habits, privacy, private moments, self pleasure, sexual exploration, social norms, speculation, taboo subjects, teenage boys, teenage curiosity, young adults

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

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New Server IP
PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

alpha male, behind bars, biggest dick, Bragging rights, cellmate, confined space, DOMINANCE, exaggerated claims, hyperbole, incarceration, Inmate, Jail, locker room talk, machismo, Minecraft, penitentiary, Prison, PrisonPeen, Server, size matters, tall tales, tough guy, urban legend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

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PiCraft

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

It’s a multi-team survival server. When joining the server, you are prompted to choose between team yellow, team red, team blue and team green. Choose wisely and help boost your team to be the most powerful in the world!

minecraft.felixband.nl

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Iconicnetwork smp

Economy, smp

This is IconicNetwork SMP, which was originally founded in late 2014. I have decided to revamp the entire community in 2022! We need lots of help and assistance, so please, swing on by 😉

155.94.252.83

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👑MajestyWorld👑 Survival, Duels, 10+ Mini-Games☀️ Minecraft server

Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Weddings

The owner of the “MajestyWorld Survival Duel 10 Mini-Games” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

majestyworld.net

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Desolation Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A 1.16.5 true anarchy server. Anything goes, and there will be no bans ever. No land claim/tp/trade plugins. The server is completely vanilla Minecraft except for the anticheat and optimization plugins.

play.desolationmc.com

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Phantom SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Phantom SMP

Type in MC to join!= phantomSMP.mcserver.ws https://discord.gg/ExWTkDW7Kg

Looking for a friendly dedicated SMP to play with your friends? Look no further! Phantom SMP is what you are looking for! The server is free from toxicity, admin abuse, or restricting rules.

This is a great SMP for people who want to have fun free of admin abuse/strict rules and for content creators looking to grow their channel. We average 12-15 people on a good night and we usually average 5-10 people. We have a discord server where we talk outside the SMP. Heres the link: discord.gg/HpNJRYgmQ3

You can play as a solo player with goals to conquer the ender dragon, you can play with your friends and create a civilization that has never been seen before, or you can build to your hearts desire.

Events (Coming Soon Maybe) will be hosted in the server such as PVP arenas, battles, and so much more!

If you need any further assistance, please feel free to come by the server and ask one of our council members! https://discord.gg/UpvQp9R6Em

66.248.197.172:25616

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Smokeysservers

Skyblock

We Just launched out of BETA

This Skyblock is different than others, To get in the island top you have to do a lot because of the hard economy. Our server will give prizes for the island top whithin the time set in the discord! We hope people enjoy it, if you play on the server and have any tips or bugs, use /report or join the discord!

Play.SmokeysServers.com

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♐ MineBars ♐ WINTER UPDATE ⭐ 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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MineBars server on version 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.19.4

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, AmongUS

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 5 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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mg.mbars.net

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SlimeCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SlimeCraft Skyblock – an exceptional Minecraft experience that breaks boundaries and introduces fresh, exciting gameplay elements.

Our server isn’t just another Skyblock server. At SlimeCraft, we’ve elevated the traditional Skyblock gameplay with the addition of unique pets that accompany you on your journey, powerful skills that give you an edge over other players, and intricate dungeons that test your combat and problem-solving skills.

Delve into the world of custom enchantments, where magic meets creativity. Embark on rewarding quests and missions, discovering special kits that contain treasure beyond your wildest imagination. Do you have what it takes to uncover the rarest of enchantments?

Our in-game action shop is loaded with items, upgrades, and more, catering to your every need. Earn tokens through various activities and redeem them for valuable merchandise.

And, if you’re a fan of PvP, get ready for intense battles. Our PvP arena is the ultimate test of courage and combat mastery. Face off against others in exhilarating fights and prove your worth!

Join SlimeCraft Skyblock today and embark on the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Engage with our welcoming community, make new friends, and become a part of our ever-expanding Minecraft family.

Start your epic journey on SlimeCraft Skyblock, where every day is a new adventure.

SlimeCraft.club

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RuinSpirit

Survival

Hello and welcome to RuinSpirit!

IP: mc.ruinspirit.net

The Minecraft server is my own little project by me (troete) and a few friends of mine. This server is intended to offer Minecraft players a nice home. We offer several worlds: Freebuild, CityBuild, Farm World, Lands, Spawn.

mc.ruinspirit.net

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Tjm battles

PvP

TJM Battles is a fun minigame server where players are put on a randomized team and map to duel it out with another team, In this server you can choose between 3 different characters/classes with there own unique, special perks, the PvP in this minigame is easy to learn but hard to master with crossbows that can be loaded instantly and swords that are always kitted out with knockback, TJM has a variety of leaderboards in its lobby displaying everyone’s stats so if you are up to the challenge you can climb the ranks!

TJM.mcnetwork.me

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