Minecraft SMP: ITT movie scenes only men will understand

Movie, movie scenes, Masculinity, humor, Cinema

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the manliest of men can survive! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But fear not, because you’re a man and you know how to handle yourself in a sticky situation. You whip out your trusty diamond sword and take that creeper down like a boss.

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?

So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!

Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

group dynamics, body image, Minecraft, friendship, locker room talk

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

peer pressure, private moments, speculation, male bonding, self pleasure

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

Minecraft, exaggerated claims, Inmate, confined space, incarceration

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

TheMinoers Fun Survival Hub

Exploration, multiplayer experience, crafting-adventures, instant restock, server launch

TheMinoers

Just a normal survival server with some fun plugins! Like, instant restock, villager pickup, TPA, betterteams, etc… We just started! Join the fun!

theminoers.my.pebble.host

Clash of Crowns: Faction Fight

Donator Kits, Custom Enchants, Crossplay Compatibility, Stable Economy, player-engagement

Clash of Crowns

Welcome to the server!

Game Type: Factions based – Kit-pvp

What We Offer:

Stable economy
Donator kits
Skills
Crates
Custom enchants

Why Join Us? We are a new and growing server with full crossplay! Come and check it out today!

Join the fun!

63.135.164.27

StarFall Network: Play Among Stars

star-themed server, Creative mode, Active players, Custom Plugins, minecraft community

StarFall Network

Welcome to StarFall Network!

This is a chill and fun Minecraft place. They got a bit of everything:

Survival: Build and fight to stay alive.
Creative: Let your mind run wild and build cool stuff.
PvP: Battle with your pals.
Minigames: Play fun games with others.

What Makes Us Special?

Custom Plugins: Unique stuff to make your game fun.
Friendly Staff: Helpful folks ready to assist.
Events & Giveaways: Join fun events and win cool prizes.
Frequent Updates: New stuff to keep it fresh.

Join Us!

Server IP: star-fall.online
Discord: Join our Discord

Come hang out and start your next fun time among the stars!

star-fall.online

MineNation SMP: Play, Build, Fight!

unique game modes, Exciting PvP, Griefing allowed, Economy System, Combat Zones

MineNation SMP

Welcome to MineNation SMP! A cool Minecraft server that has more game modes every month!

Server Info

IP: mc.minenation.fun

What Makes Us Fun?

PvP-Free Survival: Chill in peace! No PvP in your builds or zones.
PvP Areas: Want to fight? Jump into our PvP zones and show your skills!
Economy: Trade, sell, and make money in-game.
Community: Build, explore, and have fun with other players.
Parkour & Events: Join parkour races, treasure hunts, and more fun events!
Griefing Allowed: Be ready! Griefing is part of the game, so guard your builds!

Join Now: Jump into a world of fun, chaos, and creative survival!

mc.minenation.fun

ManiaCraft: Pure Fun Awaits!

Community Focused, Initial kits, Direct Fun, classic minecraft, simple-gameplay

ManiaCraft

Welcome to ManiaCraft!

ManiaCraft takes you back to the good old days of Classic Minecraft!

What to Expect:

Nostalgia Alert: Remember the thrill of mining and building? This is where it all started!
Inspired by Legends: Think Minecraft Mania and Craftland vibes.
Your Journey Awaits:
- Survival Raiz: Explore, build, and stay alive in your world.
- Classic Economy: Set up your chest store, use /pay, and start your biz.
- Protect Your Space: Use the gold shovel to keep your stuff safe!
- Full Control: Commands like /Trust and /ClaimSlist are here for you.
- Easy Life: Use /Sethome, /Home, and /TPA to make life simple.
- Starter Kits: Grab your gear with /kit to kick things off.

No more tricky servers! In ManiaCraft, fun is easy and all about the community.

Ready to Make New Memories?

Join now and let the good times roll!

maniacraft.nuxa.io

Vista Cortex Chill Zone

friendly community, gaming together, survival gameplay, Minecraft, Adventure Awaits

Welcome to Vista Cortex!

This server is a chill spot for all. Join a kind group where you can:

Explore: Roam the lands and find cool stuff.
Create: Build your dream world, brick by brick.
Survive: Face the wild and test your skills.
Relax: Kick back after a long day and enjoy the vibe.

Play with pals or go solo. The choice is yours. Come have fun!!!

vistacortex.pineserver.xyz

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