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N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Potions Brewed:	188	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Towns Built:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Emeralds Found:	3709	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	289

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SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Items Found:	6839
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Time for a Solar Game!

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VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	4904
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7686	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	987395
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4171
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!