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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2248 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.
But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!
Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮
