LockdownLolsMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1796
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	4763
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

Shorin’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

ancient prophecy, Behold, brave heroes, captivating story, dark forces, enchanting world, epic adventure, fantastical creatures, FANTASY, heroic quest, Hidden Secrets, legendary beings, magical creatures, Minecraft, mysterious realms, mystical journey, mythical beings, otherworldly realms, PIXEL, Playground, powerful magic, Server, Shorin Penrosella, Shorins, spellbinding tale., Supernatural powers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience – Shorin Penrosella! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll stumble upon next.

2. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem! On Shorin Penrosella, dragons are not only rideable but also have a knack for telling hilarious jokes. Who knew dragons had such a great sense of humor?

3. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of clucking subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land in the name of poultry supremacy!

4. Looking for a challenge? Try our exclusive parkour course that takes you through a maze of exploding sheep and lava-filled pits. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end – and earn the coveted title of Parkour Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join Shorin Penrosella today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockCam Minecraft Server

BLINDS, BlockCam, Blocking, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, discomfort, Dogs, friendship, house sitting, housesitting, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pet sitting, privacy, resolution, security camera, Server, stay at home mom, Surveillance, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most thrilling experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re a stay at home mom, watching your friend’s dogs while they’re on vacation. But wait, there’s a twist! You discover a sneaky security camera in their house and now you’re caught in a whirlwind of mystery and suspense. Will you unplug the camera and risk the wrath of your friend? Or will you keep it plugged in and live on the edge?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and excitement. And remember, conflict is only fun when it’s in Minecraft!

CraftyConfessions

advice, Anonymity, Community, confession, CraftyConfessions, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, open up, Personal, Private, relationships, Reveal, Secrets, sharing, Support, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Animals Bred:	43	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsessions with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the world has ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who will grant you unlimited llama powers if you prove your loyalty by building the tallest llama tower in the land. So come on, spill your llama secrets and join us on the craziest llama-filled adventure of your life!

DroneCraft Server – £850 Power!

Defense, defense systems, drone attacks, DroneCraft, Drones, FEARS, intelligence, Military, military defense, military technology, national security, nato, power, powerful weapons, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, threat, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have £850 drones flying around ready to take out all the nato weapons!!! you gotta see it to believe it, bro. we got creepers riding on the drones and shooting arrows at the players, it’s insane! join now before nato figures out how to stop us, lolz.

EuroBankExitCraft

banking sector, business impact, diplomatic relations, economic stability, Economy, EuroBankExitCraft, European banks, european economy, european union, finance, financial institutions, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international relations, Kremlin, political tensions, russia, Russian companies, sanctions, Trade, western companies

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Spoiler-Free Ads Server

Ads, caught up, companies, consumer preferences, data collection, data privacy, devices, Digital Marketing, Entertainment, filter, Listening, online tracking, Personalized Content, privacy, relevant ads, Server, Spoilerfree, spoilers, streaming, targeted advertising, Technology, television, watch

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Votes:	5484	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then BAM! You get hit with a spoiler for the latest episode of your favorite show. Like, seriously, not cool.

But fear not, my fellow gamers, for there is a server out there that will protect you from the evil clutches of spoilers! Join our server and never again will you have to worry about someone ruining the ending of your favorite TV show or movie.

Not only that, but our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombies, all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to talking cows, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most spoiler-free adventures of your Minecraft life!

CannabisCraft: Ruminal Remix

animal stomachs, C. indica, C. sativa, Cannabis, CannabisCraft, concentrations, dietary, digestion, effects, findings, greenhouse gas emissions, Livestock, methane production, Microbiome, Modification, remix, research, Ruminal, ruminal fermentation, Specific, study, supplementation, volatile fatty acids

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Magic Items Found:	6996	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

so, like, u know how animals have stomachs? well, some smart peeps did a study and found out that if u play on our server, u can, like, modify ruminal fermentation and make methane production go WILD. yea, u heard me right. join our server and become the ultimate animal stomach modifier. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SHULKER

LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, survival PVP ranks staff friends joy lifesteal community factions minigames economy adventure creative exploration build roleplay fantasy PvP multiplayer competitive

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crops Grown:	2251
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6539	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

WELCOME TO SHULKER.MC. WE ALL ARE FRIENDS SO PLAY IN SERVER WITH JOY. OUR SERVER HAVE MANY STAFFS. OUR SERVER HAVE RANKS. OUR SERVER IS BASED ON LIFESTEAL , SURVIVAL , PVP ETC.

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Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!

3d, better, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Crescenta, Custom World Generation, Discord link, dynamic, Dynmap, Economy Balancing, Expanding World, flavor plugins, ImageFrame, java, Join, madness, meets, Nations/SMP, New Gods, proximity voice chat, Semi-Casual, SemiCrazy, Semivanilla, smp, Spice, Towny, Version, Youre

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	645
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1310	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Resource balancing tweaks!
Community flavor plugins!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crescenta.org
What is the server version?	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

Ahahaha, Apology, comedy, cultural reference, forgive me, forgiveness, funny, humor, humor tags, humor therapy, inside joke, Japanese culture, Laughter, laughter therapy, lol, Minecraft, mistake, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishis, MITSUBISHISAMA, NONONONNO, oh, sama, Server, silly

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!