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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 240 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 87 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
join us and you can ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join the party!
we have more secret underground bases than a government conspiracy theory and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! plus, our players are so cool, they make the ender dragon look like a scaredy cat!
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!