New Minecraft Server
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Lockdown Effects

  • BlockyBrainAgeGap

    BlockyBrainAgeGap
    so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, the lockdowns made girls’ brains age super fast, but like, not in a bad way. their brains are like, 4.2 years older now, which is like, totally wild. but boys’ brains only aged 1.4 years, so like, girls are way ahead now.

    join this server and watch your brain age like, crazy fast. you’ll be like a genius in no time, dude. plus, the girls on this server are like, super smart now, so you’ll totally be impressed. come join us and see your brain explode with knowledge. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • Lockdown Brain Boost

    Lockdown Brain Boost
    so like, u know how we all stuck at home cuz of covid, right? well turns out, that mess is makin us age faster in our teeny tiny brains! like, we gonna be wrinkly old folks before we even hit 20, yo! but don’t worry, cuz we got the perfect escape from all that craziness – our minecraft server! come join us and let your brain cells relax and unwind in our pixelated paradise. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and diamonds for days! plus, rumor has it, if u play long enough, u might just reverse the effects of covid aging and become a baby genius again. so what u waitin for? hop on our server and let’s defy the laws of science together!

    New Minecraft Server
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