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Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6819
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crops Grown:	6203
Love Letters Sent:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crops Grown:	3863	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Star Shards Collected:	222
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Emeralds Found:	4176
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud

Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Votes:	7762
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Runes Activated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!