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Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

American nuts, AMERICANS, Craft, crazy, insane asylums, LionhartMedia, lock up, MAGA, mental disorders, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, mental health reform, Mental Health Treatment, mental healthcare, mental illness, Minecraft, Politics, psychiatric hospitals, reagan, Server, stigma, Usa

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Emeralds Found:	1260
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of all the crazies running around in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for you! We’ve locked up all the American nuts in our very own Minecraft Insane Asylum, thanks to Reagan’s brilliant idea.

Join our server and witness the madness firsthand as you navigate through insane challenges and crazy obstacles. Want to MAGA? Well, all you have to do is lock up the American nuts on our server!

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again by locking up all the crazies! #MAGA #LUTAN (Lock Up The American Nuts)

Log Maxx 2025 1.21.2

1.21.2, 2025, achievement, AMBITION, challenge, Commitment, Dedication, determination, Development, DRIVE, Excellence, goals, Improvement, log, LOGMAXXING, maxx, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, progress, self improvement, Sliding, success

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff.

We got cows that can do the cha-cha slide better than your grandma at a wedding.

And the creepers? They’re like the ultimate pranksters, always sneaking up on you when you least expect it.

Plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll feel like a rich Kardashian digging for treasure.

So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. Just watch out for those dancing cows, they might steal the show.

GrannyCarWars

aita, Boundaries, Buying, car borrowing, car deal, car ownership, car ownership dispute, car purchase, Communication, cousin, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family expectations, family relationships, grandma’s car, GrannyCarWars, misunderstanding, ownership rights, personal property

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4493
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

So, picture this: you’re cruising around in your grandma’s car, feeling like a total boss. But wait, plot twist – your cousin is fuming because they thought they were gonna get the car for free! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family car disputes. We promise no one will fight over pixelated vehicles here, just good ol’ blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret car dealership in the virtual world where you can buy all the cars you want without any cousin drama. So hop on board and leave the family feuds behind!

Putin’sCraftyPrank

Assad, authoritarianism, BETRAYAL, Corruption, Deception, deposed, Dictatorship, foreign influence, former aide, government overthrow, international relations, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, power struggle, putin, PutinsCraftyPrank, regime change, Syrian president, Tricked, War Crimes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have crazier plots than assad getting tricked by putin! u can build ur own empire and overthrow ur enemies with epic battles and alliances. our community is wilder than a pack of llamas on a rampage. u never know what kind of shenanigans u’ll get into on this server. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun!

EcoCraft – Terra Nexus 1.20.4

1.20.4, Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina Twitch, Amanogawa Shiina YouTube, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな Channels, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな Twitter, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu Twitch, Ayase Yuu YouTube, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ Channels, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ Twitter, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi Twitch, Chisaka Airi YouTube, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ Channels, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ Twitter, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro Twitch, Dizzy Dokuro YouTube, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー Channels, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー Twitter, EcoCraft, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami Twitch, Eimi Isami YouTube, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ Channels, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ Twitter, Ember Amane, Ember Amane Twitch, Ember Amane YouTube, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Ember Amane 天音エンバー Channels, Ember Amane 天音エンバー Twitter, Erina Makina, Erina Makina Twitch, Erina Makina YouTube, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ Channels, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ Twitter, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka Twitch, Fujikura Uruka YouTube, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ Channels, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ Twitter, Gram Pico, Gram Pico Twitch, Gram Pico YouTube, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ Channels, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ Twitter, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori Twitch, Hakushika Iori YouTube, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり Channels, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり Twitter, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina Twitch, Hikanari Hina YouTube, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな Channels, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな Twitter, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie Twitch, Himemiya Rie YouTube, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ Channels, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ Twitter, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi Twitch, Jelly Hoshiumi YouTube, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー Channels, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー Twitter, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara Twitch, Kaminari Clara YouTube, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ Channels, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ Twitter, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi Twitch, Kaneko Lumi YouTube, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 Channels, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 Twitter, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki Twitch, Kannagi Loki YouTube, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ Channels, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ Twitter, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory Twitch, Kokoromo Memory YouTube, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり Channels, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり Twitter, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko Twitch, Komachi Panko YouTube, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ Channels, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ Twitter, Lia Ashelia, Lia Ashelia Twitch, Lia Ashelia YouTube, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Lia 鈴香アシェリア Channels, Lia 鈴香アシェリア Twitter, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu Twitch, Muu Muyu YouTube, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Muu Muyu むうむゆ Channels, Muu Muyu むうむゆ Twitter, Nexus, phase connect, Phase Connect Archives, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect General Links, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Character References, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Unofficial Archives, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa Twitch, Pipkin Pippa YouTube, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ Channels, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ Twitter, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys Twitch, Remilia Nephys YouTube, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス Channels, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス Twitter, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse Twitch, Runie Ruse YouTube, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ Channels, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ Twitter, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs Twitch, Saya Sairroxs YouTube, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス Channels, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス Twitter, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru Twitch, Shisui Michiru YouTube, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる Channels, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる Twitter, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi Twitch, Tenma Maemi YouTube, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ Channels, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ Twitter, terra, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa Twitch, Utatane Nasa YouTube, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ Channels, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ Twitter

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of epicness. Like, they got all these crazy characters like Lia, Nasa, Iori, Uruka, Michiru, Maemi, Pippa, Lumi, and more! They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but even cooler.

And get this, they have their own Twitter accounts, YouTube channels, and Twitch streams. It’s like a virtual party up in here, man. Plus, they got this dude Loki and Memory from Japan, like, what even is reality anymore?

Join this server and you’ll be part of the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft community ever. It’s like stepping into a meme-filled wonderland where anything is possible. Don’t miss out, bro, this server is the stuff of legends.

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, Development, Economy, flourishing, growth, impressive economy, Impressive.., Positive, progress, prosperity, prosperous nation, Stability, stable nation, STRONG, success, Successful, successful nation, THRIVING, thriving country, well-being

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Crops Grown:	9267
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Looking for a place where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond sword just lying on the ground. But that’s not all – the sword was enchanted with the power to make all mobs break out into a synchronized dance whenever you swung it! Imagine taking down a horde of zombies while they bust a move to “Thriller” – now that’s entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, instead of breathing fire, spits out rainbow-colored cupcakes that give you super speed for 10 minutes. And if you manage to defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that farts out glitter and rainbows wherever it goes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Who needs real countries when you can be a citizen of our crazy Minecraft world?

NaziCraft: Dutch Edition

collaboration, collaborators, Dutch, Dutch archives, Dutch collaboration, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, Dutch society, Edition, historical research, History, Holocaust, Holocaust victims, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, NaziCraft, Nazis, Netherlands, resistance, war atrocities, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3310	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u should join our server cuz we got half a million names of peeps who collaborated with nazis in dutchland. like, how crazy is that? u can build ur own nazi bunker or reenact historical battles. plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery. join now and uncover the dark secrets of the past, all while block building and crafting ur way to victory!

AlzCraft: Brain Injuries & Herpes

Ad, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, associated, Brain, brain injuries, Development, herpes, HSV-1, HSV-1 reactivation, human brain, human brain tissue model, induced, Injuries, mechanical injuries, phenotypes, reactivating, reactivation, related diseases, Repetitive, Repetitive injury, tissue model

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and mind-blowing shenanigans? well do we have the server for u!

picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!

we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!

so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, Community Events, Conquest, Conquest SMP, Custom Enchants, Discord, friendly environment, join us today, Magic, Magic Meets Technology, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, pvp tournament, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Ores Mined:	3963
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Server Name:	Conquest SMP
Version:	1.20
Features:	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord:	Join our Discord Server

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a unique Minecraft experience with a blend of technology, magic, and adventure. With features like Slimefun, custom enchants, backpack upgrades, Towny, and exciting community events, players can explore, craft, and conquer in a world full of endless possibilities.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	What is Slimefun?
Answer:	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, unique crafting systems, and magical artifacts.
Question:	What can players do with Towny?
Answer:	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, establish automated defenses, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Question:	Are there custom enchantments on the server?
Answer:	Yes, players can enhance their gear with custom enchantments that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla experience.
Question:	How can players participate in community events?
Answer:	Players can join exciting community-driven events, challenges, and contests to showcase their skills, compete for prizes, and meet new friends.

Friendship Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, building relationships, Companionship, Degenerates, finding friends, forming friendships, friendship, hang out, how to make new friends, Loneliness, making connections, making plans, male bonding, male friendships, male socialization, man, meeting new people, overcoming shyness, Quest, Social Skills, socializing, spending time together

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	9971	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make friends by building giant phallic structures together! Who needs real-life friends when you can bond over pixelated genitalia? Plus, our community is full of fellow degenerates so you’ll fit right in! Come join the madness and never worry about making friends as a man again!

EmergencyCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, EmergencyCraft, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Empathy, Expectations, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gay friends, Minecraft, personal space, phone calls, self-care, Selfishness, Server, setting limits, Social Interaction, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Animals Bred:	104
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of friends who demand constant attention and drain your energy like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from needy friends like that! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can set the boundaries on who you interact with and when.

Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for introverts who just want to mine in peace without constant interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no drama llama” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without getting dragged into unnecessary friend drama.

So come join us and escape the real world where you can be the master of your own domain. Who needs needy friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and say goodbye to friend drama forever!