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PresidentialCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, borders, Burn, controversy, CONVICTED, criminal charges, Interpretation, Justice, law and order, lock her up, Meaning, Minecraft, niggers, overwhelmed, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, rape, rhetoric, sanctuary cities, Server, Statement, Usa

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	272	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2495
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play by the rules? Come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We don’t lock up our players, we let them roam free like wild animals. Build your own borders and watch as they get overwhelmed by crazy mobs and players. Need a sanctuary? We’ve got cities just for that! And don’t even get us started on the nether regions of our server, where nether creatures run wild and anything goes. Plus, our admin once got convicted of 34 counts of rape in-game…but hey, who hasn’t, amirite? Join us for a wild ride like no other!

FantasyFootyKing Minecraft SMP

best player, draft pick, fantasy draft, Fantasy Football, fantasy football advice, fantasy football analysis, fantasy football expert, fantasy football projections, fantasy football rankings, fantasy football sleepers, fantasy football tips, Fantasy League, fantasy lineup, fantasy points, fantasy roster, fantasy sports, fantasy strategy, fantasy team, FantasyFootyKing, football, Minecraft, player signing, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old fantasy football leagues where all you do is pick players and hope for the best? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the most epic fantasy football player signings you’ve ever seen. Imagine Messi and Ronaldo teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon – now that’s a match made in Minecraft heaven!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen dressed in tuxedos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest fantasy football player signings and adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

FamilyCraftGossip

controversial revelations, dark family secrets, dirty laundry, family controversy, family disgrace, family drama, family gossip, Family secrets, family shame, family skeletons, FamilyCraftGossip, forbidden affairs, hidden scandals, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate relationships, NSFW scandal, private affairs, secrets exposed, shocking revelations, taboo topics, unspeakable acts

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of NSFW scandals – Minecraft style!

Picture this: your uncle Steve accidentally built a giant phallic-shaped tower in the middle of town square. Or maybe your cousin Becky got caught using inappropriate language in the chat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow. Just watch out for the creeper bouncers, they can be a bit touchy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous family drama and outrageous antics. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

KolkataCraft: Teargas & Protests

brutality, crime, demonstration, Doctor, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian, Justice, Kolkata, KolkataCraft, law enforcement, murder, Police, protest, PROTESTS, public outrage, rape, Safety, Social Issues, Teargas, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Villages Defended:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Ores Mined:	9902
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

lol this server is so lit, it’s like the Indian police firing teargas at hundreds protesting over Kolkata doctor’s rape, murder but in Minecraft form. join us for some wild adventures and crazy battles, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of misfit gamers ready to take on the world. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic memories together!

LeftistLamentations

acutely felt, coping mechanisms, Covid-19, health behaviors, LeftistLamentations, mask wearing, mental health, pandemic, pandemic-related stress, political beliefs, political left, political spectrum, public health measures, republicans, resistance, Sleep, stress, stress levels, study, vaccination, well-being

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got all the vibes and none of the stress like those lefties during covid. we got republicans running around with no masks, living their best lives and getting that beauty sleep. join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter, where the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

BoxArtCraft Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, art, boxart, BoxArtCraft, collector’s item, cover art, Creative, design, Detailed, Gaming, graphics, high quality, illustration, ITT, limited edition, Minecraft, packaging, rare, Server, top tier, Unique, video game, Visuals

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the top tier boxart of Minecraft servers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic, Notch himself asked to join but we had to turn him down because he couldn’t handle our level of awesomeness.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and rare mobs that drop enchanted gear just by looking at them.

3. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

4. We have a mini-game where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot fireballs at your enemies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with pigs!

5. Our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play and tries to challenge our players to PvP battles. But don’t worry, our players always come out on top because they’re just that good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Minecraft SMP: V2Xcraft – The Ultimate Vehicle-to-Everything Adventure!

Adventure, automotive technology, autonomous vehicles, connected vehicles, future of transportation, Internet of Things, IoT, Minecraft, smart transportation, smp, traffic management, Ultimate, V2X, V2Xcraft, vehicle communication, vehicle connectivity, vehicle data, vehicle efficiency, vehicle infrastructure, vehicle innovation, vehicle safety, vehicle security, vehicle technology, Vehicle-to-everything, VehicletoEverything, wireless communication

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take vehicle-to-everything communication to a whole new level! Why do we need this, you ask? Well, picture this: you’re cruising in your minecart when suddenly a chicken crosses the track. With V2X technology, your minecart can communicate with the chicken and politely ask it to move out of the way. No more crashes or delays caused by pesky poultry!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and compete in exhilarating races through the End dimension. Will you be the next champion, or will you end up as dragon chow? Only one way to find out!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy contraptions, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Don’t miss out – join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Son Swap Minecraft Server

child behavior, child favoritism, Communication Issues, emotional dynamics, emotional neglect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, favoritism, Jealousy, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parenting challenges, Server, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sils, Son, Swap

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Votes:	9363	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of being the neglected Theo in a world full of Christophers? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to give equal attention to all players, even the Theos of the world!

Join us for a wild ride where Christopher doesn’t get all the glory. We don’t play favorites here, unless your name is Theo, then you’re our favorite!

Experience the thrill of being the underdog and watch as your accomplishments are celebrated just as much as Christopher’s (maybe even more, we’ll see how it goes)!

So come on down to our server where Theo reigns supreme and Christopher can take a backseat for once. Don’t let Christina’s favoritism get you down, join us and be appreciated for who you are, not just your achievements!

DadCrazyStepChefMC

blended families, blood siblings, Boundaries, Communication, Cooking, custody, DadCrazyStepChefMC, Divorce, Expectations, family, favoritism, judge, Kids, Marriage, parenting, parents, relationships, Siblings, step siblings, stepkids, teenagers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
New Chunks Explored:	225700	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the craziness of divorced parents and step-siblings who expect you to cook for them.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family where you don’t have to make food for anyone unless you want to. No judgment here for showing favoritism towards your blood siblings – in fact, we encourage it!

So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the form of blocky creations. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

BlockParty SMP: Just Craft It!

advice, blockparty, Craft, daily habits, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, positive thinking, positivity, productivity, self help, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, wellness

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	4783	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take a diamond, a chicken would pop out and start doing the Macarena! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in a top hat and monocle, offering players quests in exchange for exploding their bases. It’s a risky business, but the rewards are worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Who knows, you might just find yourself dancing with chickens and making deals with a dapper Creeper.

HeartbreakCraft

Breakup, Choices, consequences, Decision making, emotions, Experience, Exploring, growth, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, high school sweetheart, hindsight, long term relationship, love, moving on, personal development, Reflection, regrets, relationships, Self Discovery, sexual partners

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of making questionable life decisions and need a distraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world filled with pixelated sheep and blocky trees. Who needs a long-term high school sweetheart when you can have a virtual pet pig named Sir Oinksalot? Trust us, the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! So come on down and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!