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Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

AMA, Phillipines, CC info, REFUNDED, robbed

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

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Ceremonial Minecraft SMP Offerings – Chapter 6: Ingoshima

chapter 4, Shipwreck, Minecraft, rough seas, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure like no other! Imagine being a high school student on a field trip that goes horribly wrong – shipwrecked on a mysterious island with unfriendly locals! Will you survive and escape, or will you become a permanent resident of this crazy island?

Chapter 1: The students realize they are stranded and must work together to survive. Chapter 2: They discover strange creatures and hidden secrets on the island. Chapter 3: A group of students go on a daring mission to find food and supplies. Chapter 4: The students encounter a rival group of survivors who will stop at nothing to take control of the island. Chapter 5: The ultimate battle for survival begins as alliances are tested and friendships are broken.

Join now for a thrilling and hilarious Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat! Who knew a school trip could turn into such a crazy adventure? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

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The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

historical destruction, blocky, ancient civilizations, former rulers, Minecraft

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got ancient cities and artifacts just waiting to be destroyed by players with a thirst for revenge or just some random dipshit looking for a good time. Who knows, maybe those rulers were just trying to cover up their deep, dark secrets of atrocities with some good old-fashioned destruction. Join now and be a part of the madness! Just watch out for those pesky locals seeking revenge, they might just blow up your base for fun!

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Creeper Missiles: Jordan Street Chaos

Attack, Crisis, Incident, Jordan, international relations

Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have missiles flying around like fireworks! We promise you won’t get hit, but if you do, it’s just part of the fun, right? Imagine the chaos of a missile crashing on your street in Jordan while you’re just trying to build your dream castle in the game. It’s like real life meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less consequences. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while mining for diamonds! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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Galaxy Gals Minecraft Server

judgement, Adventure, empowerment, discretion, sex tourism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can travel to faraway lands and let yourself get “fucked” by the locals or other players! It’s like sex tourism, but with blocks and creepers instead of STDs.

Imagine being a giga slut in the virtual world, building relationships with holiday lovers and moving on to the next place for a new lover. No judgment from relatives or friends, just pure Minecraft romance.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated passion and scandalous escapades. Who needs real life when you can have virtual love affairs in our Minecraft world? Get ready to craft, mine, and get freaky with us!

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SereneFields

Fun, SereneFields, crops, Alpha, locals

Looking for a chill and fun Minecraft experience? Check out SereneFields! It’s a farming simulator within Minecraft, inspired by Stardew Valley. – Grow Your Farm: Plant, grow, and harvest a variety of crops. – Fishing Fun: Catch unique fish in our scenic waters. – Meet the Townsfolk: Make friends with the locals and enjoy community life. We’re in alpha and would love your feedback to make SereneFields even better. Join our Discord to share your thoughts and be part of our community. Invite link: https://discord.gg/44cc8ary4x Make sure to check out our website too: https://serenefields.com Ready to relax and farm? Join our Discord and start your adventure today!

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Turkey2Greece

neighboring, turkey, Customers, recession, Turkey2Greece

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s so lit, it’s like the Turkey of servers, except the inflation is like 91% of fun! Restaurants be half-empty cuz everyone be too busy mining and building on this server.

But don’t worry, we got you covered with some epic Greek vibes too. Join us and escape the madness of real life by diving into this virtual world where the only thing inflating is the fun! Plus, who needs real food when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels all day long?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will make even the craziest Greek myths jealous. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

island life, QUIT, life change, Escape, stress free

Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

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MineCrafty Break Time Server

minecrafty, Retirement, wanting to retire, work exhaustion, Working

Tired of the daily grind? Ready to retire to a life of leisure and creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you can lift virtual weights, cook pixelated meals for your blocky family, and paint masterpieces on the side of a mountain (or a sheep, if you’re feeling wild). Who needs real life when you can have all this fun in the virtual world? Join us now and start living your retirement dreams!

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MarriedMinecraftCrushCraft

Confrontation, personal space, apologies, friendship, testing boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships, relationships, and betrayal – all within the confines of a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here?

Our server is the perfect place to test your boundaries and see just how far you’re willing to go for a friend – or an enemy. With unexpected plot twists and jaw-dropping moments, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come on and join us, where the drama never ends and the stakes are always high. Who needs regular gameplay when you can have a server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera?

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