Join us for a chance to trade virtual vegetables with other players in a bustling marketplace setting. Who knew that carrots and potatoes could be so thrilling? And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous cows and pigs running amok – they’re always up to no good!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato worshippers who believe that potatoes are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Join them in their quest for spud enlightenment and see where it takes you!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just become the potato king of Poland!
Need a break from taking care of your mom, siblings, and baby? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a fearless warrior battling dragons or a peaceful farmer tending to your crops. No responsibilities, just pure Minecraft madness!
Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ll survive the night against a horde of zombies. Leave behind the stress of real life and dive into a realm where the only thing that matters is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds in the depths of a mine.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and escape to a world where the only promises you have to keep are to yourself and your virtual creations. Let’s mine, build, and explore together in a place where the sky’s the limit – literally, because we have flying pigs!
Join us for a cooking extravaganza like no other. Show off your virtual kitchen skills and impress your fellow players with mouth-watering dishes. No more dealing with judgmental in-laws or jealous siblings-in-law – on our server, everyone is a master chef!
But beware, if you insult someone’s cooking, you might just get banned for being a culinary criminal. So come join us and let’s cook up some fun together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the perfect recipe for revenge against that pesky SIL of yours.
But that’s not all – we also have a job where you get paid to ride pigs around the server and deliver messages to other players. It’s like being a medieval mailman, but way more fun (and way more ridiculous).
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can sign up to be a professional chicken wrangler. Your job is to gather up all the chickens on the server and lead them on epic quests to find hidden treasure. Who knew chickens were so good at treasure hunting?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start making a living doing the most outrageous jobs you’ve ever heard of!
plus, our server is so lit that we have special potions that can boost your gaming skills based on your sweat rate. the more you sweat, the stronger you get. it’s like a real-life power-up, but in minecraft form.
and don’t even get me started on the flexible health monitor. you can wear it like a cool accessory while you build your dream castle or whatever. who needs a Fitbit when you can have a health monitor that also helps you conquer the virtual world?
so come join our server, where we take gaming to a whole new level. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and futuristic? it’s like the future is now, man.
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Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.
We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Do you have plans to reset the server? | No, we have no plans to reset the server in the near future. |
| What type of modifications do you use? | We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing addons. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join by joining our Discord and submitting an application. |
| Can I play with friends on the server? | Yes, we encourage community collaboration and forming groups. |
Legend has it that the trans femcel is the most sought after player on the server, with their enchanting beauty and mysterious ways. Join our server and embark on a quest to win their heart, complete with challenges and obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before.
But be warned, the trans femcel is not easily won over. You must prove your worth through epic battles, intricate puzzles, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Are you up for the challenge? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to capture the heart of the trans femcel!
