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Freaks and Retards Minecraft Server

acceptance, autistic kids, Curiosity, deformed, Disabilities, Diversity, Empathy, fascination, Freaks, inclusion, midgets, Minecraft, Public, retards, school memories, Server, social norms, spazzing out, special needs, spectacle, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Farms Harvested:	249	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the freaks and retards roam free! We have a special section just for autistic kids spazzing out, it’s like a virtual classroom flashback. And don’t even get me started on the midgets and deformed players, they are a sight to behold! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Just remember, the crazier, the better!

The Palomino Box Minecraft SMP

Alexis Rocha, Anuchai Donsua, Box, boxing, Brad Pauls, DAZN, December 7th, Denzel Bentley, Egidijus Kavaliauskas, Emanuel Navarrete, espn, Hussein Muhamed, Lawrence Okolie, Liam Paro., Minecraft, Oscar Valdez, Palomino, Palomino edition, Rafael Espinoza, Raul Curiel, Richardson Hitchins, Robeisy Ramirez, Ryosuke Nishida, sky sports, smp, Souleymane Cissokho, TNT Sports, Viva MFN Mexico

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	283
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Votes:	3381	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a TNT explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles that make Brad Pauls vs. Denzel Bentley look like a friendly game of tag. Dive into the action with Lawrence Okolie vs. Hussein Muhamed, where the only thing heavier than their punches is the weight of their beef.

But wait, there’s more! Witness Emanuel Navarrete take on Oscar Valdez in a showdown that’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark. And don’t miss Rafael Espinoza vs. Robeisy Ramirez, where the only thing flying faster than their fists are the arrows in a skeleton’s bow.

Join us for Liam Paro vs. Richardson Hitchins, a match-up so wild it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or watching a boxing match. And let’s not forget about Souleymane Cissokho vs. Egidijus Kavaliauskas, where the only thing getting knocked out faster than a zombie in the sunlight is your opponent.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Get ready for Alexis Rocha vs. Raul Curiel, a battle so epic it’ll make you want to build a ring in the middle of your base and challenge your friends to a duel. And mark your calendars for Ryosuke Nishida vs. Anuchai Donsua, a fight so intense it’ll make you want to grab your diamond sword and join in on the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just remember to bring your A-game, because on our server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a player with something to prove.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

character banner, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls, Maps, Minecraft, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Votes:	4192
Villages Defended:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Void Gems Collected:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Chasca’s feather-fletched peace? Well, look no further! Our server is so elusive and unfathomable, it’ll make Ororon jealous. Join us for insane events like the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” where you can uncover hidden treasures until December 16th. And don’t miss out on the “Claw Convoy” event happening until December 2nd – it’s crazier than trying to tame a wild Lyney!

Our current character banner features Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – a lineup so epic, it’ll make you want to dance like Chasca spreading love and peace. And our weapon banner includes the Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage and The First Great Magic – perfect for slaying mobs with style.

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards that are better than finding diamonds in a mineshaft. And don’t forget to redeem our codes for Primogems – because who needs diamonds when you have Primogems?

Join our server today and experience a world crazier than a Creeper on a sugar rush! And remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

It’s Over, Isn’t It? Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Isnt, letting go, Loneliness, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Reflection, relationships, Sadness, saying goodbye, smp, sorrow, starting over

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. It’s over, isn’t it? No way, the fun is just getting started!

Rent-Free Minecraft Server

afford rent, American society, capitalism, Cultural differences, demoralized, Despair, Dystopia, economic hardship, homelessness, hopelessness, immigration, income inequality, job market, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, opt out, POVERTY, quality of life, RentFree, Server, social isolation, societal issues

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us if you’re tired of being a NEET with zero privacy and facing the threat of homelessness. On our server, you can build your dream home and own it without worrying about rent or mortgage payments.

Are you sick of not being able to afford food or a job that pays well? Well, on our server, you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players to make a fortune!

Forget about not being able to immigrate to another country, on our server, everyone is welcome regardless of where they’re from.

And don’t worry about being an “ugly sub 5 male”, on our server, looks don’t matter, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game.

So come join us and escape the real world for a while, because life may be rigged, but Minecraft is always a blast!

Problematic Minecraft SMP Player

aggressive behavior, anger, annoyance, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, exasperation, Frustration, heated argument, hostility, Irritation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Outburst, player, Problem, Problematic, smp, Tension

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	131222
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts spitting at you. What the actual fudge, right? But that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP, where llamas are the ultimate pranksters and creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Mafia that rules the server with an iron beak. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been chased by a gang of poultry thugs demanding protection money in seeds.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, then look no further. Join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (along with a few unfortunate blocks in your builds). Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they’re real jerks.

Beehive Buzz Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, anime culture, anime fans, anime industry, Anime news, beehive, Buzz, Community, Confirmed, discussion, Fandom, Jjk, Kagurabachi, KGB, long tail, Minecraft, normies, Opinions, Otaku, ruin, Server, speculation, tags

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6750
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of normies ruining your favorite anime servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have confirmed that Kagurabachi anime is the next big thing! Join us and escape the normie invasion before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that the KGB (Kawaii Girls Brigade) is recruiting for their elite squad, so don’t miss out on your chance to join the cutest and deadliest team in Minecraft history! Come for the anime, stay for the chaos – join us now!

Me? For Minecraft SMP

2000s aesthetic, 2000s nostalgia, animation, Anime, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fandom, Anime Series, comic books, fan culture, Japanese culture, Manga, manga art, manga artists, manga series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, painfully 2000s, retro anime, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is painfully 2000’s anime and manga! Join us if you want to trade your rare Naruto headband for a stack of Sailor Moon posters. Our spawn town is a giant Pikachu made entirely out of pixel art, and our nether hub is a replica of the Death Note notebook.

But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players duel each other with giant cardboard Gundam suits. And every full moon, a giant Digimon boss spawns in the world, challenging players to defeat it for a chance to win a limited edition Dragon Ball Z action figure.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to immerse yourself in a world of retro anime nostalgia, come join us! Just remember to bring your best Yu-Gi-Oh deck and your most kawaii skin.

Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server

AMOUNT, bill, blocky, Bucks, CHECK, cost, Currency, Dining, dining out, Dinner, eating out, gratuity, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, MONEY, payment, Receipt, Restaurant, Server, service, tip, TOTAL

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

“Join our Minecraft server and never worry about tipping again! Our virtual waiters will never ask for a tip, because they’re actually zombies who just want to eat your brains! Pay $11.99 to enter our world where the only currency is rotten flesh and the only tip you’ll need is how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Join now for a dining experience you’ll never forget…if you survive!”

Age Appropriate Boob Quest Minecraft SMP

Adult Dating, age, age preference, body image, body type, boob, dating criteria, dating preferences, large breasts, man seeking woman, MANLET, mature dating, mature women, Minecraft, partner search, Personal preferences, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical features, Quest, relationship goals, saggy boobs, smp, specific desires

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Zombie Dances:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8451
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and noobs? Are you looking for a place where you can find someone your age with huge saggy boobs? Look no further, because on our server, we cater to all kinds of players, including manlets like yourself!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet fellow gamers who share your interests and maybe even meet that special someone with the saggiest of boobs. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our server today and let the adventure begin. Who knows what kind of crazy and hilarious stories you’ll be able to tell your friends about your time on our server. It’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!