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Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Pixels: ‘N64 Games Edition’

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4124
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Animals Bred:	187
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as finding a shiny Pokemon in the wild? Look no further, because our server is like the hidden gem of N64 games – except it’s in Minecraft form! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that are more legendary than finding Mew under a truck!

AnonCraft420: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5779	Void Gems Collected:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against an army of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best moves and win epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Survival Donations PVP Set V Moder for donation check server Minecraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Emperor (99 RUR), Deluxe (139 RUR) You will receive a Moderator after purchasing a helper (169 RUR), owner (199 RUR) Chief Moder This gives us faith so that we believe you that you are a worthy moderator, read more in the server!!!!

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Cubed Chaos: Where Minecraft meets midlife crisis. Join our questionable decisions today!

anti endermen grief, anti ghast grief, Armour Statues, Armoured Elytra, blackstone cobblestone crafting, Chaos, Community, coordinates hud, coral blocks, craftable blackstone, Crisis, Cubed, Datapacks, Decisions, Diamond Economy, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, durability ping, equestrian crafting, flint to gravel, Golden Rules, hermitcraft, individual bases, Join, Kill Empty Boats, larger phantoms, market at spawn, meets, Midlife, Minecraft, mini map, more mob heads, more stairs, no asking for admin, no exploitation, No Griefing, no thieving, player head drops, Powder to Glass, probation period., Public Discord, Questionable, redstone rotation wrench, renewable gilded blackstone, rotten flesh to leather, sandstone dyeing, slabs stairs to blocks, smp, Straight to Shapeless, terracotta rotation wrench, Today, uncraftable ice, uncraftable nether wart blocks, Universal Dyeing, wool to string, x-ray, YouTube SMPs, Youtubers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	133
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Cubed Chaos Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	b1.2
World File Size	50 GB
Highlights	A friendly community-focused server inspired by YouTube SMPs like Hermitcraft, with a diamond economy and individual player bases.

FAQ

What datapacks are installed on the server?

anti endermen grief
anti ghast grief
armour statues
Armoured Elytra
coordinates hud
double shulker shells
dragon drops
durability ping
kill empty boats
larger phantoms
more mob heads
player head drops
redstone rotation wrench
terracotta rotation wrench

What are the crafting enhancements available?

coral blocks
craftable blackstone
blackstone cobblestone crafting
equestrian crafting
flint to gravel
straight to shapeless
more stairs
powder to glass
renewable gilded blackstone
rotten flesh to leather
sandstone dyeing
slabs stairs to blocks
uncraftable ice
uncraftable nether wart blocks
universal dyeing
wool to string

What are the server rules?

Don’t be a prick.
No Griefing.
No Thieving.
No exploitation of game glitches.
No use of abusing packs such as X-Ray.
No Asking for Admin or Mod Permission.
Respect the shop system and prices set by shop owners.

Do I need to be a YouTuber to join the server?

YouTubers are welcome, but not required.

How can I apply to join the server?

Join the Public Discord and undergo a 30-day probation period.

Minions Network VS Hypixel

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Ores Mined:	637	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Hypixel vs Minions Network

Comparison Table

Server	Pros	Cons
Hypixel	High player population Wide range of game modes Regular updates and events	Can be overwhelming for new players Some game modes may have long wait times
Minions Network	Focused on community and creativity Strict rules against harassment and inappropriate language Safe space for sharing art and creative content	Smaller player population Limited game modes compared to Hypixel

FAQ

Is Hypixel better for competitive gameplay?

Yes, Hypixel offers a wide range of competitive game modes and a high player population, making it a great choice for those looking for intense gameplay.

Is Minions Network better for a more relaxed and creative experience?

Yes, Minions Network focuses on community and creativity, with strict rules against inappropriate behavior. It provides a safe space for sharing art and creative content.

CraftyPOTUS – Minecraft Server for Political Shenanigans

CHANGE, Communication, CraftyPOTUS, Democracy, end of an era, finish his term, good run, Government, independent media, influence, leadership, Media, Minecraft, opposition, Political, Politics, power, Presidency, public opinion, real polls, Server, Shenanigans, state television, TRANSITION

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	122	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	236

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is there are no rules! Our server has been running for 14 years, but don’t worry, we still haven’t figured out how to tame those pesky wolves.

Join us and witness the end of an era as our fearless leader finally allows the opposition to take over the state television. The real polls must be devastating, but who cares when you can build giant statues of your favorite Minecraft mobs instead?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including a pig riding a minecart straight into your house.

CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ores Mined:	8361	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the adventures of Lia, the diamond mining diva, Utatane Nasa, the sleepiest builder in all the land, and Hakushika Iori, who can tame even the wildest of wolves with her enchanting melodies.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Fujikura Uruka, the redstone wizard who can create contraptions that will blow your mind, and Shisui Michiru, the potion master who can brew up potions that will make you see things you never thought possible.

And don’t forget about Tenma Maemi, the parkour princess who can leap from tree to tree like a ninja, and Pipkin Pippa, the farming queen who can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But that’s not all! Join in on the madness with Kaneko Lumi, the builder extraordinaire who can create structures that will make your jaw drop, and Remilia Nephys, the explorer who has discovered hidden treasures that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to watch out for Dizzy Dokuro, the prankster who loves to set traps that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Bloodbash – Where fighting is a bloody good time! Version 1.20.1+! Beware the Eldritch Horrors!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mines Excavated:	4080	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

BLOODBASH
Overview	Explore a mysterious world full of secrets and dangers. Bloodbash is a PvP server with PvE aspects.
Features	Killstreaks Events Different perks Ingame item shop An interactable map with secrets Several unique and interesting items Player trading Weapon enchanting (custom enchantments) PvE boss encounters
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/uFGU9EtK
SERVER IP	bloodbash.se

FAQ

Q: Can I play solo on the server?: A: Yes, you can play solo or team up with other players.
Q: How do I get killstreaks?: A: Killstreaks are earned by defeating consecutive opponents without dying.
Q: Are there regular events on the server?: A: Yes, events are held periodically with unique challenges and rewards.
Q: Can I trade items with other players?: A: Yes, there is a player trading system in place for exchanging items.
Q: How do I enchant weapons with custom enchantments?: A: You can enchant weapons at the weapon enchanting station using custom enchantment scrolls.
Q: Are there PvE boss encounters on the server?: A: Yes, you can engage in PvE boss battles for special rewards.

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	4430	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From battling dragons with tortoises to joint firing drills that will test your shooting skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special limited banners featuring characters like Misaka Mikoto and Shokuhou Misaki, who will join you on your epic quests. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault: Chesed event – it’s a field battle with heavy armor that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SwitchCraft: Where the only crafting we do is in Minecraft!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3660	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of waiting for the Switch 2 to release? Well, fret not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that elusive console.

With our server, you’ll embark on quests so thrilling, you’ll swear you’re actually in a video game. Build your own virtual empire and defend it against hordes of pixelated monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Switch 2 hidden somewhere in our virtual world.

So why waste time waiting for a console when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never look back.