Local News MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

VillagerVoyage

social pressure, embarrassing moments, hometown drama, social ostracism, town rumors

Are you tired of living in a small town where everyone knows your business? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that small town drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where nobody knows your embarrassing secrets.

On our server, we have a special feature called the “Embarrassment Escape Portal” where players can teleport away from any awkward situations they find themselves in. Did you accidentally set fire to your neighbor’s house while trying to cook a chicken in Minecraft? Just hop into the portal and poof, you’re safe from any judgmental stares.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Drama Llama” who roams the land spreading gossip and rumors about players. Will you be able to outsmart the Drama Llama and keep your secrets safe? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your small town woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new embarrassing story to tell your friends back home!

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Pixel News Network

Republican voters, study, Misinformation, Network, democrats

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally immune to partisan attacks? well, look no further, cuz our server is, like, the safest place for all u republican, democrat, and independent players out there! no more getting ur views messed up by fake news and biased reporting, just pure minecraft fun!

join us and u’ll be protected from all those nasty attacks that try to mess with ur head. u can build ur dream world without worrying about someone trying to brainwash u with their propaganda. plus, our server is, like, super cool and full of awesome players who just wanna have a good time.

so come on over and join us for the most epic minecraft experience ever! u won’t regret it, trust me. just leave all that political drama behind and let’s have some fun together!

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Meteorologist Mayhem

broadcasting, staff changes, weather reports, Iowa weather, iowa

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the weather is controlled by a team of highly trained meteorologists from iowa? well, now u can! forget about boring old sunny days or rainy nights, on this server, the weather is always unpredictable and crazy! one time, a tornado picked up a whole village and dropped it in the middle of a desert biome, talk about a wild ride! join now for the chance to experience weather like never before and maybe even get swept away in a hurricane of fun!

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CraftyTown DramaCraft

community drama, local disputes, DramaCraft, Rural life, small town conflicts

Are you tired of the same old small town drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only controversy is whether to build a giant statue of a llama or a chicken! Our community is buzzing with excitement as we debate important issues like which block looks the most like cheese and whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and fun in your boring little town! Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

Community, gossip, internet fame, Identity, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

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Country Happen Minecraft SMP

country current affairs, happen, Minecraft, national news, country events

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

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Block Party Minecraft Server

Party, Server, Calm, seasonal changes, slow board

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

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Crafty Thread Minecraft Server

Reporting, world news, Economy, Crafty, culture

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Edizione tettolone mattudine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Edizione tettolone mattudine and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you may ask? Because on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time, my friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will ensure that your gaming experience is as smooth as butter. So what are you waiting for? Join Edizione tettolone mattudine today and prepare to have your mind blown!

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USA News Minecraft Server

news region, Server, news headlines, google news, News

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

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CraftyLand Minecraft Server

Traditions, national news, happenings in society, Lifestyle, culture

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your country! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and turned them all into chickens! Now, they roam the server clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join forces with him and conquer the realm, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate power. The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

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