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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3394 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Join us and become part of a community where moving to America and becoming a redneck husband or dad is a totally normal aspiration. We welcome players from all over the world, especially if you speak three languages fluently like our Argentinian friend here.
On our server, you can practice your English skills and aim for that coveted C2 level while building insane structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a redneck lady who will make you her husband!
So come on, join us and celebrate the 4th of July in style. God bless America, and God bless our crazy Minecraft server!