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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3499 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Ores Mined: | 2649 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and insane encounters, just like the one where a couple with a “dangerous” dog tried to bully someone off a bridge. But don’t worry, our protection dogs are all trained to only attack creepers, not players.
So if you’re ready to experience the unexpected and laugh until your sides hurt, join our server today. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have next! Just remember, always yield to the protection dogs or risk getting bit – it’s common knowledge here.