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KivistoCraft

Anarchy, Anticheat, banned, BUILD, Community, destroy, Economy, Events, FINNISH, Friends, hacked clients, Kivistö, KivistoCraft, local humor, Minecraft, nearby, PvP, Residents, Server, Survival, texture pack

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Gods Slained:	1

Kivistöcraft is a Finnish survival Minecraft server designed mainly for the residents of Kivistö. Here you can play with people nearby and find new friends. Kivistöcraft also works partially like the Anarchy servers, that is, anyone can build anything, anywhere. Or destroy anything, anywhere, i.e. the community is free to influence the events of the server.

We also have our own texture pack with a bit of local humor, and a high-quality anticheat to prevent excessive damage. In other words, all external hacked clients are banned on the server for the sake of playing as evenly as possible.

188.42.41.94

BrainyCraft

anatomy, Awareness, biology, brain awareness, brain function, brain knowledge, brain research, brain structure, BrainyCraft, cognition, Consciousness, Earth, Human brains, human cognition, human evolution, intelligence, neuroscience, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	252
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

LoliCraft Server

4chan, Anime, Community, controversial, cute, FANTASY, Fiction, green text, greentext, internet, Loli, Lolicon, LoliCraft, Manga, Nostalgia, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Stories, storytelling, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of loli madness! Join us for epic quests, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans with our adorable loli NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous loli ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks and earn her respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted loli pets in all of Minecraft. From tiny fairy loli to fierce dragon loli, you’ll never run out of adorable companions to accompany you on your adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most loli-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for flying cupcakes and rainbow explosions along the way.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult audio, asmr, Azura Dulait, Boobs, Current Streams, fansly, FAQ, gen 1, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, NSFW, Patreon, relationship, Schedule, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Talents, thumbnail, tos, Ultimate, Upcoming Streams, VAllure, VAllure Agency, VAllure General, VAllure Official, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Items Found:	1451
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	587
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a thumbnail with boobs in it, need I say more? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Our Gen 1 lineup includes Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, who is just happy to be back.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our official links for even more madness and mayhem. And don’t forget to ask our FAQ for tourists, where you can learn all about VAllure, the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

OrphanGF Misery Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, broken up, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, emotional well being, family responsibilities, Fights, financial burden, harsh life, insecure, Minecraft, miserable life, Misery, orphan girlfriend, OrphanGF, Peace, possessive, reconciliation, Self Respect, Server, Sympathy, toxic behavior

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	2970
Runes Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	87
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outbursts, just like the rollercoaster relationship described above.

Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a virtual partner who randomly starts crying, all while juggling the pressure of supporting her five teenage siblings financially. Will you be able to resist the temptation to give her virtual money and maintain her virtual self-respect?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for possessiveness and insecurity on a whole new level. Meet your virtual partner daily, talk for hours on end, and say goodbye to your virtual friends and family because she demands all your time. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of a toxic relationship in the virtual world?

Join us now and see if you can survive the endless fights over trivial matters, where every glance at your virtual partner might result in a new argument. Will you break free from the cycle of drama and find peace, or will you be sucked back into the chaos of a love-hate relationship?

Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience, where love, tears, and tantrums await you at every turn. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

MIL-less Mother’s Day Madness

Communication Issues, cultural expectations, Day, emotional labor, family dynamics, family gatherings, father in-law, holiday stress, Hosting, household responsibilities, husband-wife dynamics, in-laws, madness, meal planning, MILless, misunderstandings, mother-in-law, mother’s day, MOTHERS, parenting, relationship boundaries, Resentment, social etiquette, traditional celebrations

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies.

Our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map that will make you feel like a true treasure hunter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even your in-game parents will want to join in on the fun. Imagine celebrating in-game Mother’s Day and Father’s Day with your pixelated family, complete with virtual presents and flowers. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a Minecraft party instead?

So come on, join our server and show off your building skills while dodging virtual in-laws. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

BlockbusterBinge

addiction, all-time favorite, Binge, BlockbusterBinge, cant get enough, Cinema, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, film, love, Marathon, Movie, must see, never gets old, Obsession, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, watch

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a live reenactment of your favorite movie every day! That’s right, we have a team of dedicated players who will act out scenes from any movie you choose, from Titanic to The Avengers. Join our server and experience the magic of cinema like never before!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defense, Antiaircraft systems, Armed Forces, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, military equipment, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, security forces, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got Ukrainian Military up in here destroying Russian antiaircraft systems in Crimea like it’s nobody’s business!

Imagine the chaos, the explosions, the drama! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

You don’t wanna miss out on all the insanity happening on this server. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

WarCraftRusAfricana

African migrants, Africans, Conflict, discrimination, eastern europe, Exploitation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, human rights violations, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, racism, russia, ukraine war, War Crimes, WarCraftRusAfricana

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Farms Harvested:	319
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Items Found:	4551	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Potions Brewed:	64
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? Well, let me tell you about this one server where Russia is sending Africans to die in the Ukraine war… in Minecraft! Yeah, you heard me right. We got a whole storyline going on where Putin is recruiting players from all over the world to fight in this epic battle. And guess what? The loot is INSANE! You can get your hands on some rare weapons and armor that will make you the most OP player on the server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft war hero!

CraftyConspiracies

bizarre ideas, bonkers, bonkers conspiracy, bonkers theory, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, Conspiracy Theory, Correct, correct belief, correct conspiracy, correct theory, CraftyConspiracies, one theory, outlandish beliefs, proven theories, statistical accuracy, statistical probability, statistically, statistically proven, truth behind theories, wild theories

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Towns Built:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36

so why not join our minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the craziest conspiracy theories in the blocky world? ever heard of herobrine secretly controlling all the mobs? or maybe steve being a secret alien sent to mine diamonds for his intergalactic overlords? on our server, you can dig deep into these wild theories and maybe even prove them right! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing tinfoil hats. join now and let the madness begin!

FoXPlanet Minecraft server

Achievements, ADMIN, animation, BUILD, develop, donation, Equal, EXCITEMENT, Join, Minecraft, Players, Realism, Server, Settlements, strategies, Vanilla, voice chat, wipes, Wonderful world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Welcome to our vanilla Minecraft server, where the admin team always listens to the wishes of the players and constantly introduces something new to improve the gaming experience. There is no donation on our server – all players are equal, and everyone can enjoy the game without any advantages.

We have a voice chat where you can chat with your friends and create new strategies in the game. We also have an animation plugin installed, which adds more realism and excitement to the game world.

And most importantly, there are no wipes on our server – you can build and develop your settlements without fear of losing all your achievements. Join us and plunge into the wonderful world of Minecraft with us!

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