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GraveyardRivals

Business, Competition, competitors, death, funeral arrangements, funeral director business, funeral director competition, funeral director industry, funeral director services, funeral directors, funeral homes, funeral industry, funeral industry challenges, funeral planning, funeral services, GraveyardRivals, local competition, local services, small business competition, Small Businesses, small-time

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server where small-time funeral directors are forced to give their competitors business when they die! it’s a cutthroat world out there, but on our server, you can build your own funeral home empire and take out the competition in hilarious ways.

imagine luring your rival into a pit of creepers or setting up elaborate traps to sabotage their funeral processions. the possibilities are endless on our server, where the funeral industry is the ultimate battleground.

so come on down and join us for some coffin-dodging fun! who knew death could be so entertaining?

PixelPeepersMC

BDSM, Boundaries, CNC porn, Communication, consensual non-consent, consent, dangerous entertainment, discomfort, hardcore porn, hentai, inadequate sex life, Intimacy, LLI, Open-mindedness, PixelPeepersMC, porn consumption, rape fantasy, relationship dynamics, Roleplaying, sexual preferences, trying new things

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are into some interesting things, just like the OP’s girlfriend who watches CNC porn. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your preferences, whether it’s building pixel art or watching questionable content.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even roleplay as a Minecraft character who is into some wild and crazy stuff. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed! So come on in and join us for a fun and unforgettable experience. Just remember, in this world of blocks and pixels, anything is possible – even finding love in the most unexpected places. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich

designer labels, DreamCraft, elite social circles, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, extravagant parties, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end art collection, high-end fashion, high-priced experiences, luxury cars, luxury lifestyle, luxury real estate, Luxury Vacations, luxury yachts, personal chefs, private drivers, private islands, private jets, smp, ultra-wealthy, UltraRich

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4124
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Have you ever wanted to live like a Minecraft king? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Join us and you’ll be able to do things that the average player couldn’t even dream of, like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks or having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!

NoMoreBoozeCashCow

addiction, alcohol, Decision making, discipline, financial freedom, financial incentive, habits, health, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, long term benefits, MONEY, motivation, NoMoreBoozeCashCow, personal challenge, Rewards, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, temptation, wellness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Magic Items Found:	8883
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	254	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	80

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	215	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6499
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7051	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!