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JavaJunkie Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1763
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of choosing between a regular flat white and a skinny flat white.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate coffee bean in the land of Minecraft. Will you choose the regular flat white and face the judgment of others, or will you stick to your guns and go for the skinny option?

But beware, there are baristas lurking around every corner, ready to test your coffee order decision-making skills. Will you stand your ground like a true coffee connoisseur, or will you cave under the pressure?

Join our server now and prove to the world that you are not afraid to say no to a regular flat white, no matter how much peer pressure you face. And remember, in the world of Minecraft coffee shops, the skinny flat white drinkers always come out on top.

Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

action, Anime, best girl, blocky, character analysis, comedy, Connection, creeper, date, Date a Live, dating sim, Edition, fan theories, FANTASY, harem, light novel, love, Manga, Mukuro, Otaku, romance, school life, SHONEN, Supernatural, Tomboy, waifu

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Crew Corner

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3530
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of choosing between left or right. Will you choose wisely and find the hidden treasure, or will you fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? The choice is yours, but be warned, the consequences are hilarious!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet pig that can fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always choose left. Or is it right? Oh, who cares, just come join the fun!

ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crops Grown:	5673
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a potato? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aryan goddesses who will make you question your own existence! Join us and witness the beauty that will make you want to throw away your diamond armor in shame. Plus, our players are so obsessed with themselves that they spend hours perfecting their pixelated looks just to impress you. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Crafty Kings: Because who needs a crown when you have diamonds?

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!

Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!

Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5698
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	511567	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crops Grown:	6996
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the reactors were never blown up – that’s right, no explosions, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!

RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	238
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of boring, straight-laced Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where we embrace our inner fabulousness and weakness! Our country may be small, but our hearts are big and our builds are even bigger!

Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.

We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.

So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Buddies: Where We Go Wider and Dig Deeper

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is so wide, you’ll feel like you’re playing in an infinite universe! Want to build a giant roller coaster that stretches across multiple biomes? Go for it! Want to create a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only pink wool? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server because we can go wider than any other server out there.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wide world of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Crafty Anonymous 916

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Animals Bred:	189	Enchantments Applied:	197
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server, “mogged,” is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and battle evil unicorns for magical loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be living it up on “mogged”? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.

Rustic Rest Stop – Where R&R meets Minecraft fun!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!