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Burger Link’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, American cuisine, burger, burger joint, Burgerlink, CHEESEBURGER, Combo, Dinner, drive thru, fast food, food delivery, Fries, HAMBURGER, Link, Links, local business, lunch, meal deal, Minecraft, online ordering, Restaurant, smp, Soda, takeout

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	48
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to Burgerlink, the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground burger society where players can only enter if they defeat a giant hamburger boss in a epic battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have a floating island made entirely out of fries, where players can test their parkour skills while dodging ketchup cannons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into crispy bacon strips.

Oh, and did we mention the annual Burgerlink Olympics? Compete in events like Cow Tipping and Potato Sack Races for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So what are you waiting for? Join Burgerlink today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCriminalEmporium

#covert operations, CraftyCriminalEmporium, criminal activity, criminal front, dubious business, front business, hidden agenda., illegal activities, illegal enterprise, illegal front, illicit dealings, local business, questionable practices, shady business, sketchy business, Small Business, suspicious activity, suspicious business, underground operations, unlawful operations, unscrupulous practices

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Emeralds Found:	1060	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	3158	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you conspiracy theorists out there! Join us and uncover the truth behind that shady small business in your neighborhood that you just know is a front for something illegal.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy secrets and adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

NeighborhoodWanderer Minecraft SMP

affordable, best in town, cleaning services, contract signing, DISCOUNT, home services, limited time offer, local business, Minecraft, Neighborhood, NeighborhoodWanderer, PROFESSIONAL, Promotion, residential, savings, smp, special offer, thorough job, window cleaners, window cleaning, window maintenance, window washers, window washing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Potions Brewed:	22	Runes Activated:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of looking through dirty windows in-game? Well, have no fear because our window washing service is here to save the day! Our team of expert window washers will make your virtual windows sparkle like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Today only, we are offering a special discount of 70% off our regular price of 700 diamonds! That’s right, you can get your windows cleaned for just 210 diamonds if you sign a contract right now. Don’t miss out on this amazing deal!

Our window washing team is known for their attention to detail and top-notch cleaning skills. We guarantee that your windows will be so clean, you’ll swear you can see into other dimensions! So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let us wash your windows like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PubCraft: Serving Soldiers & Silliness

ALE, Beer, British Pubs, British Restaurants, cultural influence, Drinking Establishments, Food and drink, general population, History, Hospitality, local business, long tail tags, Military, Occupying British Soldiers, pub culture, PubCraft, Public Houses, serving, silliness, social gathering, soldiers, tourism, Traditional, Western world

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own british pub and serve virtual british soldiers instead of regular players!! imagine the chaos of trying to keep those rowdy soldiers happy with virtual pints of ale and fish n chips!! create the ultimate pub experience and watch as the soldiers get more and more intoxicated, leading to hilarious virtual shenanigans!! join now for a chance to be crowned the ultimate virtual pub owner and ruler of the british army!! it’s gonna be a riot, literally!!

Crafty Metaphor Minecraft Server

Arena, art, Birthday Chart, Crafty, Draw Corner, GoogleDocs, guides, internet archive, Media assets, metaphor, Minecraft, Music, OC, P5B.jp, P5M.jp, P5U.jp, Persona, persona 3, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Server, Spammer Tech, Stage Plays

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful meadow. You’ll never know what crazy events or challenges await you around every corner.

2. We have a secret underground village filled with villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Trust me, you’ve never seen moves like this before.

3. Our server has a special portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. It’s a real blast!

4. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest on our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like an Ender Dragon. Who needs wings when you have that kind of power?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those breakdancing villagers…they’re known to challenge newcomers to dance-offs.

No Kids Allowed Minecraft SMP

Allowed, BDSM, Celibacy, childfree, children, contradiction, Fatherhood, good father, Happiness, Happy, Immodesty, influence, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, modesty, monk, Offspring, Religious, Reproduction, responsive, Smile, smp, WOMAN

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and taming wolves? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible!

Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.

MomCraft Minecraft Server

bad mom, child health, Communication, customer complaints, customer expectations, customer interaction, customer satisfaction, customer service, difficult customer, fast food, food preparation, food service, gluten-free bread, Minecraft, MomCraft, parenting, picky eater, Restaurant, rude customer, sandwich artist, Server, Subway, workplace etiquette

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic sandwich-making adventures! Our “sandwich artist” players work tirelessly to create the perfect gluten-free sandwiches, complete with extra cheese and meat galore. Watch out for the picky customers who demand all the veggies and half-off discounts for the slightest bread touch! Will you be able to satisfy their outrageous requests and keep your cool like a true sandwich artist? Join now for a chance to show off your sandwich-making skills and deal with the most demanding customers in the Minecraft world!

PreggoRoomieDrama

7 months along, affordable housing, aita, apartment rentals, baby daddy, cheap rent, crying, family, Lease, living standards, motherhood experience, move out, Nursery, PreggoRoomieDrama, Pregnant, refusing to move out, Rent, roommate, terrible salary, valid

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ores Mined:	9926	Villages Defended:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Votes:	3732
Dimension Hops:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Hey there, are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than Becca’s baby daddy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual nursery for Becca’s baby, complete with pixelated cribs and baby creepers. Who needs real-life drama when you can experience the chaos of Minecraft instead?

Don’t worry about getting kicked out like poor OP in the story above. On our server, everyone is welcome to stay and build to their heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict “no crying over virtual blocks” policy – unless they’re tears of joy from finding diamonds, of course.

So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own baby daddy (or mommy) in the pixelated world of Minecraft. See you there!

WishMoreKnown – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, WishMoreKnown

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive pink sheep that roams the lands. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the pink sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on their next performance? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle fit for a chicken king!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

CraftyPilotShutdown

Air Canada, Airline (Industry), airline employees, airline shutdown, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), Canadian airlines, contract talks, CraftyPilotShutdown, Deadlock, labor agreement, labor conflict, labor deadlock, labor dispute, labor negotiations, labor relations, labor union, negotiations, pilots union, Shut down, strike

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8856
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

🤣🤣🤣 OMG you guys, forget about Air Canada, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why waste time flying when you can build your own virtual world with us? 🌍✈️

Our server is so lit, even Air Canada pilots are ditching their planes to join us! They’re like, “Forget about flying, I wanna mine diamonds and fight creepers!” 💎💥

We’ve got more excitement than a turbulence-filled flight, with crazy mini-games, epic battles, and secret treasure hunts! 🎮🏰

So come on, leave Air Canada in the dust and join our server for the ultimate gaming adventure! Who needs real life when you’ve got Minecraft, right? 😂🤪🎮 #MinecraftOverAirCanada

Rainy City vs Rural Land

Cities, city, city planning, climate change, climate data, countryside, environmental impact, geographical study, global study, Land, meteorology, precipitation, Rainfall, Rainy, Rural, rural areas, rural communities, urban areas, urban development, urbanization, water management, weather analysis, weather patterns

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1248	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crops Grown:	9333	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the rain can’t stay away? That’s right, our server is so hype that even Mother Nature herself is like, “I gotta shower these players with some extra love!”

We did a global study, y’all, and turns out 60% of cities get more rain than the boring countryside. So why settle for a basic server when you can join us and get all that sweet, sweet rainfall action? Imagine building your epic castle while the rain pours down, making everything all dramatic and epic.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in our city-themed world? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground rain dance party or discover a hidden temple where the rain never stops. The possibilities are endless, my dudes.

So come on, join us and experience the rain-soaked madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s get wet and wild, baby!

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Aphmau is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her work in the gaming and animation communities. She rose to fame for her Minecraft roleplay series and has since amassed millions of followers across various social media platforms. With a focus on family-friendly content and storytelling, Aphmau has established herself as a leading figure in the online entertainment industry.

Which servers are like Noob-Friendly ?

Active Staff, add-ons, Awesome, building, Claims, Community, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, friendly players, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, small server, Survival, Teleportation, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	310
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Some similar Minecraft servers to Noob-Friendly include:

Friendly Vanilla: This server offers a similar semi-vanilla survival experience with claims and teleportation options, perfect for players looking for a relaxed and friendly community.
Beginner’s Haven: Catering to new players, this server provides a supportive environment for those just starting out in the world of Minecraft. With helpful plugins and a welcoming community, it’s a great alternative to Noob-Friendly .
CasualCraft: A casual survival server with a focus on community building and friendly gameplay. With quality of life add-ons and a laid-back atmosphere, it’s a great choice for players who enjoy the social aspect of Minecraft.
ChillCraft: This server offers a chill and relaxed environment for players looking to unwind and enjoy the game at their own pace. With similar features to Noob-Friendly , it’s a great option for those seeking a slower-paced Minecraft experience.

Whether you’re a beginner looking for a supportive community or a seasoned player seeking a laid-back server to enjoy, these Minecraft servers similar to Noob-Friendly have something for everyone. Give them a try and find your new favorite gaming destination today!

noob-friendly.com

Middle School Market

Adventure, alliances, challenge, Combat, Competition, Economy, gameplay, Hardcore, loyalty, MCMMO, MONEY, Progression, PvP, Ranks, REWARD, Risk, Rivalry, strategy, success, Survival, teamwork, Trading, wealth

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Endless Night Skies:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Market SMP! play.marketsmp.com

Here, it’s all about climbing the ranks and amassing wealth! Your rank reflects your success, and the more money you earn, the higher you rise. But beware—this server is not for the faint-hearted!

Survival of the Wealthiest: Earn Your Rank: Accumulate money through gameplay to rise through the ranks. Fight for Wealth: Engage in combat to claim a portion of your opponent’s riches and knock them down a rank. Risk and Reward: If you die, you’ll lose a percentage of your hard-earned money and face demotion.

Every decision matters—will you thrive or fall? Team up, trade, or take down your rivals. Your journey to the top starts now!

Good luck, and may you climb ever higher!

play.marketsmp.com