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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	123
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and basic mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Cute Chilling Lobta Edition, where you can explore a world filled with adorable lobsters chilling on the beach and sipping on coconut drinks.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with the latest patches straight from the Elden Ring universe. You can even access character planners to customize your own lobta character and plan out epic adventures in the lands between.

Join now and use the secret group password “erg” to unlock hidden treasures and unlock special quests. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Previous players have described it as mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, and lobster-tastic. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	283
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Potions Brewed:	156
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5523
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Potions Brewed:	65	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Crafty20XX

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Runes Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Farms Harvested:	548
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7848	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	227	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!