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MinecraftAfterDark

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Potions Brewed:	187	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragons Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

Baltic states, current events, Democracy, democracy in action, eastern europe, election results, electoral system, general election, Government, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, News, political change, political leadership, political parties, Political process, Politics, progressive, Social Democrats, SocialDemSlay90, voter turnout, Voting

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

BLOCK, blood pressure, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, dementia, Edition, environmental impact, hazard, health, health implications, health risks, heart attacks, Party, Plastic, plastic bottle dangers, plastic bottle health risks, plastic bottle usage, plastic bottles, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, plastic toxins, plastic waste, public health concerns, research findings, single-use plastics, strokes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

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ElysianCraft

50M, Anarchy, ElysianCraft, Minecraft, Neverending, New server, new world, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldborder

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Love Letters Sent:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Items Found:	3464	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6700	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

NoobMaster69Craft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6481
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Enchantments Applied:	240

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	209
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!