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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 322 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1508 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
so, like, imagine you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, the supreme leader of Iran pops up and is like “nah bro, no negotiations with the US, they tore up the agreement, man.”
like, what even is happening in this server, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find here. we’ve got mobs that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they’re a thing here. you’ll be flying through the sky on a pig, shooting arrows at creepers and laughing your head off the whole time.
so come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get on the bad side of those dancing mobs, then you might regret it a little.
