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ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the media into hating China? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all things Chinese! Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with pandas, dragons, and delicious dumplings.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, China is actually ruled by a secret society of ninja pandas who fight against evil capitalist overlords? It’s true! Join us and help the pandas defeat the evil capitalists by building epic structures and battling fierce mobs.

So why wait? Join our server today and discover the true magic of China, where communism and capitalism collide in a whirlwind of adventure and intrigue. Plus, we have free dumplings for all new players!

LicenseToMine Minecraft SMP

attribution, Code, code sharing, contribution recognition, Copyright, derivative works, developer credit, Fork, intellectual property, License, LicenseToMine, Minecraft, name recognition, open collaboration, open innovation, open source, open source community, project credit, project management, project ownership, smp, Software Development, software licensing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crops Grown:	7675	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Votes:	8820

Are you tired of your hard work being stolen and not getting the credit you deserve? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your name not being plastered all over the server. Even if someone forks your project and turns it into a giant toilet, your name will still be front and center! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who are obsessed with giving credit where credit is due. So come join us and bask in the glory of having your name immortalized in the annals of Minecraft history!

ReverseParkAdvantage – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Backing into a parking space in our SMP gives you a special power-up that allows you to fly like a majestic eagle through the skies of Minecraft. Who needs elytra when you can just park your virtual car like a boss?

2. Rumor has it that if you back into a parking space three times in a row, a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers will open up. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that party!

3. Our SMP is home to the legendary Parking Lot of Doom, where only the bravest and most skilled players dare to park their virtual cars. Can you navigate through the treacherous obstacles and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of backing into a parking space like never before!

Ad-FreeCraft: Back in the Day!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Remember when creepers didn’t blow up your house in Minecraft? What else did we take for granted back then? Well, on our server, we guarantee that creepers will only give you hugs and flowers instead of exploding. Plus, our diamond ore is actually made of real diamonds – so you can become a Minecraft millionaire in no time! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MCSnips2: Modding Our Way Through Minecraft 1.18.2!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview:

🚨 **Attention, Inmates! Your Shot at Freedom Starts Now!** 🚨

Messed up? Don’t worry—you’ve got one last chance to set things right. Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 is offering a golden opportunity to commute your sentence. All you have to do is dive into a dimension that looks familiar but holds some seriously weird secrets, and find that precious Warp Stone. Think you’ve got what it takes?

🌟 **Your Mission: Freedom Is Just a Quest Away**:

🏡 **Builder’s Dream**: Use **MrCrayfish’s Furniture, Roofs, Windows, and Doors** to create the perfect hideout. If you’re going to be stuck here, you might as well live in style.
🌳 **Dynamic Trees with Pam’s Fruits**: Wander through ever-changing forests where the trees grow, evolve, and drop all kinds of tasty treats. Nature’s on your side—don’t mess it up.
🚂 **Create**: Build insane contraptions and mechanical wonders. Whether it’s trains or automated factories, if you can dream it, you can build it.
🛒 **CustomNPCs**: The Spawn Town market is open. Trade, barter, and take on quests from NPCs who might just be crazier than you.
🏰 **Better Dungeons**: Adventure through dungeons that promise treasure—or an untimely demise. The first one’s already open, so sharpen your sword and get ready for a fight.

🔍 **Uncover the (Definitely Not Cursed) Story**:

The worldborder’s expanding, revealing clues and dungeons that no sane person would explore. But hey, you’re not here because you’re sane, are you? The first dungeon’s waiting, so grab your gear and face whatever horrors—or treasures—lie within.

**Quests are live**, the market’s thriving, and somehow you’re still alive. Jump in, prove your mettle, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll walk away a free person.

**Message me anywhere and request an invite** and join the madness in Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2.

Adventure, redemption, and plenty of questionable decisions await. Accept the challenge, uncover the Warp Stone, and earn your freedom—if you make it out alive! 💀🚀

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question:	Answer:
How can I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?	Message the server admin anywhere to request an invite.
What is the main objective in this Minecraft server?	Your main objective is to find the Warp Stone and earn your freedom.
Are there any special features in this server?	Yes, there are custom NPCs, dynamic trees, better dungeons, and more.
Can I build my own structures in this server?	Yes, you can use various building tools and mods to create your hideout.
Is there a market in the server for trading?	Yes, the Spawn Town market is open for trading, bartering, and taking on quests.

Gura’s Singing Beggar Management Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

🦄 Ready to join a Minecraft server where beggar management is so strict that they forced Gura, the famous Vtuber, to sing an anti-unicorn song? 🎤 And get this, she actually exposed their crazy antics live on stream! 👀 Who knew managing beggars could be so intense? 🤯 So come join us and see what other wild shenanigans await you in this server where even the most bizarre things can happen. Remember, heavy is the head that wears the crown, so get ready for a wild ride! 🤪👑 #MinecraftMadness #AntiUnicornAnthem #GuraExposed

BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6988	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power (and a delicious snack). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crops Grown:	1187

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.

Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

ExParentalAdvisory

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Emeralds Found:	1703
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Towns Built:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5571
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!