loban Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchantments Applied:	131	Villages Defended:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	381

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

CreeperCrazeParty!

craziest party, crazy antics, CreeperCrazeParty, memorable party, outrageous party, party adventures, party anecdotes, party chaos, party escapades, party folklore, party hijinks, party legends, party madness, party mayhem, party memories, party reminiscences, party shenanigans, party story, party tales, unforgettable party, wild night

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Potions Brewed:	96	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Votes:	2872
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Towns Built:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mines Excavated:	4951
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.