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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7787 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 185 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1123 |
Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!