Loathe MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Anti Love Zone 1.20.2

Resentment, bitter, February 14th, hate, celebration

Yo, forget about Valentine’s Day, that’s so last week! Join our Minecraft server and escape the lovey-dovey crap with us! We don’t need hearts and flowers, we need diamonds and creepers!

On our server, you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some virtual love with a fellow player who also hates Valentine’s Day! Who needs romance when you have a diamond sword, amirite?

So come join us and let’s celebrate Anti-Valentine’s Day in style! Who needs love when you have a blocky world to conquer? Let’s show Cupid who’s boss!

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HatePineapplePizza – Minecraft SMP

cuisine, hate, abhor, revulsion, Popular

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and diamond trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves. And get this, the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding! It’s like a never-ending party up in here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco room where the villagers breakdance and the zombies do the electric slide. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to anyone who can catch it. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride it around like a boss.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz, come join us on this wild and wacky SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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NoH8JustM8Craft

pet peeve, despise, can’t stand, irksome sayings, Cliches

Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” all the time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of boring catchphrases! On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who have banned the use of any overused expressions. They communicate solely through interpretive dance and elaborate hand gestures. Join us and never hear those dreaded words again!

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HateWatchinSMP

Screen, film, Character, dislike, detest

OMG, like, have you ever been watching a movie and then this one actor or actress comes on screen and you’re just like NOPE, I can’t deal with this person? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have this one player who is like the equivalent of that annoying actor/actress. But, like, in a good way, you know? Like, they’re so bad at building stuff that it’s actually hilarious to watch. It’s like a trainwreck, you can’t look away!

So, if you’re into watching someone fail miserably at Minecraft but still somehow manage to make you laugh, then you HAVE to join our server. Plus, we have this crazy story about how this player once accidentally blew up their entire base with TNT because they thought it was a firework show. It was epic, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to tame a wild wolf and ended up getting chased around the map for hours. Good times, good times.

So, yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP with a cast of characters that will make you question your sanity, then come join us! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, I promise you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious facepalming moments.

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HateNormalityCraft

everyday, irritate, hate, irksome, loathe

Are you tired of “normal” Minecraft servers that bore you to tears? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us if you despise the mundane and crave the outrageous!

On our server, you’ll find pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and cows that tell jokes (trust us, they’re udderly hilarious). Our friendly community of players will welcome you with open arms and maybe even a virtual hug or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a fiery feline with a taste for adventure.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and have a dance party with a creeper? Don’t settle for normal, come join us and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

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NoBandSMPHate

revolting, grating, Music, loathe, Band

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

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NoMoreMinecraftAdvice

detest, unhelpful, bothersome, unheeded, unwanted advice

Are you tired of people telling you to “git gud” when all you want is to have a good time in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict no “git gud” policy, so you can relax and play at your own pace without any judgment.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Pig whisperer!

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NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, DISLIKES, detest, Absolutely, Refuse

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

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Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

ignorant, Failures, Region, disgraceful, frustrating

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

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Hate Her Minecraft Server

detest, Repulsion, Rivalry, feud, Resentment

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity! Join us and witness the epic battle between a llama and a chicken for the title of server king. Watch as players ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but pumpkin helmets. Explore our custom-built world where every tree is secretly a disguised creeper waiting to explode. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato! So why does she hate her it so much bro? Because she hasn’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for herself!

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