loaner – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BBQBroJokeExplainerAITA

#announcement, announcement ruined, BBQBroJokeExplainerAITA, Behavior, Blame, brother-in-law, CAR, family bbq, family gathering, gesticulating, Grandparents, immature, JOKE, loaner, manly, Nurse, Party, Trans, Transmission, Upset, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother-in-law Dave? Look no further! Join our server for a party that’s crazier than a family gathering with Dave in the mix.

We’ve got food, decorations, and drama galore just like at Dave’s house. But here, you can actually have fun without worrying about Dave’s antics. And if you’re looking for a server where blowing a tranny is a compliment, this is the place for you!

Join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than watching Dave act out inappropriate gestures in front of his pregnant wife announcement. Trust us, the chaos here is next level.

So come on over and join the madness. Just make sure to leave your brother-in-law Dave at home – we’ve got enough craziness here already!

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BoneCraft: Tougher Concrete Server

BoneCraft, building design, building materials, Concrete, concrete innovation, construction, construction industry, damage resistance, Durability, Engineering, Engineers, Hollow concrete, human bones, innovative design, innovative materials, materials science, Server, strength, structural engineering, structure, sustainable materials, Technology, Tougher, toughness

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of your weak, pathetic Minecraft buildings getting wrecked by creepers and zombies? Well, have no fear because our server has the solution for you! We got that hollow concrete that’s as tough as human bones, baby! That’s right, we’re talking 5x better toughness than regular old boring concrete. How do we do it, you ask? By poking holes in that bad boy’s structure, that’s how! It’s like Swiss cheese, but way more badass.

Join our server and build the most indestructible fortresses you’ve ever seen. Creepers will try to blow it up, but they’ll just bounce right off that tough hollow concrete. Zombies will try to break in, but they’ll be crying in frustration when they realize they can’t even scratch the surface. And don’t even get me started on those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at your precious creations. They’ll be shooting blanks, baby!

So come on down to our server and experience the power of hollow concrete for yourself. Your buildings will thank you, your friends will envy you, and the mobs will fear you. Plus, we’ve got mini-games, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. What more could you possibly want? Join us now and start building like a boss!

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Valeo MC

Adventure, Builds, Community, Discord, Economy, Factions, free to play, Minigames, multiplayer, No Donations, Plugins, PvP, restarts, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Survival, Vanilla

If you want vanilla Minecraft experience, you can join the server: valeo-mc.org.

For playing on this server you need to link you discord account.

Currently we’re testing plugins, so expect irregular restarts. Although there will be no wipes, so feel free to build something.

The server is completely free to play and has no donations!

mss.valeo-mc.org

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Adventures Skyblock

Adventures, Community, Discord, long-term players, newly opened, PvE, PvP, questions, Roleplay, Server Status, Skyblock, Updates

Server Newly Opened, and looking for long term players to join our amazing community. Join our Discord to be informed on updates and server status, we also answer any questions you may

AdventuresSmp.xyz:25663

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Jujutsu Society’s Savior Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, brotherhood, Chapter 270, Chapter 271, Cliffhanger, COMEBACK, countdown, EXCITEMENT, friendship, Jujutsu, Jujutsu Society, Manga, Minecraft, plot twist, Powers, Reveal, SAVIOR, Saviour, Server, Societys, Supernatural, the one

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is THE ONE! Forget about chapter 270271, because on our server, you’ll be embarking on epic quests to find THE ONE diamond block that will bring you ultimate power and riches!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe! Who needs chapter 270271 when you can create your own crazy adventures on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust us, THE ONE will be back in one week bros, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

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The Terumi Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, terumi, Terumi Female vocalist, Terumi J-pop artist, Terumi Japanese singer

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Terumi for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join Terumi, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be a great idea. Let’s just say, it didn’t end well. But hey, that’s the kind of shenanigans you can expect on Terumi!

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride. And don’t even get me started on the legendary llama races that happen every Friday night. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So come join us on Terumi for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you on the server, and may the lolz be ever in your favor!

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PawsOffMyCouchMC

emotional support animal, friendship boundaries, furniture damage, Home decor, mental health support, PawsOffMyCouchMC, pet behavior, pet behavior consequences, pet care, pet damage prevention, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet owner boundaries, pet owner communication, pet owner compromise, pet owner expectations, pet owner responsibility, pet owner rights, pet training, pet-friendly gatherings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of emotional support animals…but also the importance of protecting your virtual furniture!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your emotional support animal (or pixelated pet) without worrying about them destroying our virtual couch cushions. Our server is a safe space for all creatures, whether they’re real or blocky.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting their dog chew up your pixelated coffee table. Stand your ground and protect your Minecraft home from any potential damage.

So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without the fear of your virtual furniture getting destroyed. And remember, it’s not insensitive to prioritize your own virtual space!

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MineMotivation

AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, Focus, goals, hard work pays off, inspiration, MineMotivation, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, self improvement, Self Motivation, success, work ethic, work hard play hard

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with talking cows, and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, then come join us on our server! Who needs motivation to work hard when you can have this much fun?

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YazidiWarCrimes Minecraft Server

Accountability, charges, children, Conflict, extremism, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, prosecution, Server, Sweden, Syria, Terrorism, Torturing, violence, War Crimes, WOMAN, Women, Yazidi, YazidiWarCrimes

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a woman who charges with war crimes for torturing yazidi women and children in syria! but don’t worry, she’s just here to build epic bases and slay dragons with us! who knew war criminals could be so good at minecraft?? join now for a chance to team up with our resident war criminal and dominate the virtual world together! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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RussianCraft: BannedFromCERN

academic collaboration, academic freedom, BannedFromCERN, cern, collaboration, European Organization for Nuclear Research, expulsion, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, Laboratories, Nuclear Research, PHYSICS., Politics, research, Russian scientists, RussianCraft, sanctions, Scientific community, scientific research

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A SCIENTIFIC LABORATORY EXPLOSION! WE GOT RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS GETTING KICKED OUT LEFT AND RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE JUST HERE TO BUILD EPIC REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. WATCH OUT FOR FLYING TNT AND CREEPERS IN LAB COATS! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE LAB COAT SKIN AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS!

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Zero Indexing Century Wars

1900s, 19th century, 20th Century, calendar system, Centuries, Century, chronological order, Civilization, counting system, cultural norms, historical perspective, human history, indexing, innovation, mathematical concepts, numerical conventions, progress, societal impact, time perception, timekeeping, tradition, Wars, zero-indexing

so, like, imagine if humans were, like, super dumb and decided to count from zero instead of one for, like, forever. that would mean the 1900s would be the 19th century instead of the 20th century. like, mind blown, right? well, if you wanna experience more mind-blowing stuff, come join our minecraft server! we have pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers from their eyes. our diamonds are made of cheese and our creepers do the macarena before exploding. join us for a wild ride of craziness and confusion. who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity? join now and prepare to have your mind melted into a puddle of pure confusion!

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