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FrozenAssetCraft

Agreement, Assistance, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic aid, emergency funding, financial support, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, Leaders, loan, political decision, russia, sanctions, summit, Ukraine

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7510	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got G7 leaders agreeing on US$50B loan for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets, like, what even is that? but like, it’s all happening on our server, so you gotta join to see the craziness unfold.

we got Putin trying to hack into the server to stop the loan, but our admins are like, nah, bro, you ain’t gonna mess with our Ukraine loan party. it’s like a virtual battle of epic proportions, and you gotta be there to witness it all.

plus, we got like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Putin’s hackers and plan your next move. it’s like a virtual game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less cheese.

so, yeah, join our server for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.

Debt-Free Uncle Minecraft Server

Communication, DEBT, debtfree, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, financial assistance, financial burden, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial support, Generosity, Grandma, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, loan, Minecraft, payment plan, Repayment, Server, uncle

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and unexpected twists just like the story of OP’s uncle and grandma!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where your virtual family members take out loans in each other’s names, refuse to pay them back, and then blame you for trying to help out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama while also building your dream Minecraft world. Will you be the hero who saves the day like OP, or will you be the villain who causes chaos and mayhem? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a little bit of inheritance drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

NoHouseForInLaws Minecraft Server

Communication, designer clothes, family, finances, fiscally responsible, future plans, Gadgets, House, housing market, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, NoHouseForInLaws, only child, parents, Priorities, relationship, Retirement, Sacrifices, savings, Server, young couples

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	190	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values…but not at the expense of your own future! Join us for some blocky fun and crazy adventures as we build our dream homes and start our virtual families.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your partner spending all their savings on their parents’ bakery. Instead, you can focus on building your own empire and becoming the ultimate Minecraft power couple.

Don’t be the only child stuck in a sticky situation like our friend here. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any guilt trips from family members asking for loans.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only gadgets we need are diamond swords and the only designer clothes we wear are enchanted armor. It’s time to prioritize your own dreams and have some laughs along the way. See you in the game!

Uncle Bucks Minecraft

begging, Bucks, Desperation, emotional, family, financial aid, financial assistance, financial burden, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial hardship, financial help, financial strain, financial struggle, financial support, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, pleading, RELATIVES, sobs, uncle

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of begging your uncle for money in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and you can earn virtual money by slaying dragons and selling their scales! No more tears, just cold hard cash (well, virtual cash, but still)! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs like to bust a move when they think no one is watching. Join now for a chance to party with zombies and skeletons!

Loan Shark Craft: Where you mine diamonds to pay off your debt and avoid getting finned!

AVOID, budgeting, Commitment, Craft, DEBT, Dedication, diamonds, finance, Financial, financial freedom, Financial goals, Financial Stability, finned, hard work, loan, loan forgiveness, loan repayment, loans, MONEY, Pay, Payoff, perseverance, reimbursement, Repayment, RESPONSIBILITY, shark, work

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Emeralds Found:	7495
Votes:	7087	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mines Excavated:	2258
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of working to pay off loans in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only do you not have to worry about loans, but we will actually PAY YOU to play! That’s right, forget about adulting and come join us where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Who needs financial stability when you can have virtual riches instead? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

BankruptCraft: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

BankruptCraft, BANKRUPTCY, Borrowing, budgeting, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, debt consolidation, debt relief, emergency fund, Financial Advice, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial literacy, financial management, Financial Planning, financial recovery, Financial Stability, liquidation, loan, money problems, personal finance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchantments Applied:	63
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether. And if you ever find yourself in a hole, just remember our motto: “When in a hole, quit digging… and start tunneling to the center of the earth for hidden treasure!”

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Note Blocks. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a House Upside Down” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon to guard their base!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, TNT it out!

Crafty Millennials – Taking Your Money and Building Blocks!

blocks, budgeting, building, Crafty, DEBT, Degree, education, entitled millennials, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement culture, entitlement issues, entitlement mentality, finances, financial independence, financial management, financial responsibility, loan, Millennials, MONEY, personal finance, saving money, student loans, work

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1225
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Tired of entitled millennials taking your hard-earned cash? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and take revenge on those lazy degree-holding scammers by building giant statues of student loan debt monsters and unleashing them on unsuspecting players. Show those entitled brats that hard work and creativity always triumph over entitlement! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly Karen who demands to speak to the manager of every pixelated shop. Join us now for a wild ride of revenge and ridiculousness!

BrazilCraft: Where the blocks are as spicy as the samba!

arrested, Bank, BIZARRE, blocks, Brazil, BrazilCraft, cadaver, crime, different, humor, loan, MafinhaBarba, News, SAMBA, Shocking.., social media, spicy, strange, twitter, uncle, UNUSUAL, viral, wheelchair, WOMAN

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	149	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a woman decided to take a cadaver in a wheelchair to the bank to get a loan. But here’s the kicker – she referred to it as her uncle! Can you believe that? Needless to say, she was later arrested for her wild antics.

If you want to experience insane adventures like this and more, then this is the Minecraft server for you! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

cute, cute Flip, cute Flip Loli, cute Flip Loli wife, cute Flip wife, cute loli, cute Loli wife, cute wife, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Flip wife, Loli, loli wife, Minecraft, my cute Flip wife, my cute wife, my Flip wife, my Loli wife, my wife, smp, Wife

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	236
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to meet adorable Flip Loli wives! These rare and elusive creatures are known for their impeccable fashion sense and love for building extravagant treehouses. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by such fashionable and creative companions? Plus, rumor has it that they make the best pumpkin pie in all of Minecraftia. So come join us and maybe you’ll find your own Flip Loli wife to call your own!

Anime Avoiders Minecraft Server

2d animation, Aesthetics, Aldnoah.Zero, Anime, anime 2D animation, anime aesthetics, anime CGI, Anime design, anime mechas, anime music, anime songs, anime visuals, Avoiders, CGI, cool mechas, design, favorite anime, Mechas, Minecraft, never going to watch, Server, songs, Visuals

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old mechas that look like they were designed by a blind monkey? Do you want to experience a world where mechas actually look cool and don’t turn into a pixelated mess when they start moving? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a mecha-tastic adventure inspired by the epic visuals and designs of Aldnoah Zero. Our mechas are so sleek and stylish, you’ll be turning heads wherever you go in the game. And don’t even get us started on the music – it’s so good, you’ll be grooving to it while you mine for diamonds.

So why waste your time on other servers with subpar mechas and boring landscapes? Come join us for the ultimate mecha experience that will have you saying “CGI who?” in no time. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game!

The Sign Tapping Crew Minecraft SMP

alienation, banned, buckbroken, clown world, CREW, grill hamburgers, hippies, malaise, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Oppression, PARASITE, propagate ideas, race mixing, reagan, rejection, sign, sign tapping, smp, social cachet, taboo, tapping, thatcher, weakened host, Zeitgeist, ZOG

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with sign tapping shenanigans, social cachet battles, and a whole lot of clown world Reagan/Thatcher energy.

Our server is like no other, where you can thrive like a parasite in a weakened host, spreading your taboo ideas and facing the malaise of the post-60’s hippies. We promise you’ll never be bored with our outrageous community and insane stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate playground for those who just want to grill hamburgers and embrace the chaos of the Minecraft universe. Good riddance to boring servers, it’s time to shake things up and have some fun!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	824	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, bbw, Bitches, blocky, cougar, fantasies, fat, fetish, fucked, granny, Kinky, Mature, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, Old, over 5/10, Roleplay, seduction, Server, taboo, Thirsty Thursday, Ugly, wank

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2662
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3329

2nd anniversary, Android, Ark Mage, Beat the Gun, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, December 5, Developer’s Note, Electric nikkes, Entertainment, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, guillotine, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Kolsalamin, ludmilla, maiden, maintenance, mica, Minecraft, Missilis, Modernia, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke origin, nikkeonsatellite, Nikkes, PC, Salamin, September 2024, smp, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

🤪 Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🤩

Join us for a wild ride filled with hot electric nikkes that will blow your mind! 🔥⚡️ Don’t miss out on the action-packed gameplay and crazy events that will leave you laughing till your stomach hurts. 😂

Download the game now on Android/iOS/PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other! 🌟 But beware, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back! 🚀

From Ice Dragon Sagas to Co-op missions and Solo Raids, there’s never a dull moment on our server. 🐉💥 And with special recruits like Maiden: Ice Rose and Ludmilla: Winter Owner, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for glory! 💪

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Costume Passes that will make you stand out from the crowd and codes that will unlock exclusive rewards! 🎉

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there! 🤪✨ Remember, on our server, the fun never stops! 🎮💥 #StayTactical #NikkeOnSatellite #Unbreakable 😜🚀

Forever Alone Minecraft Server

Forever Alone, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, Loneliness, longing, longing for a partner, longing for love, love, Minecraft, missing someone, relationships, Romantic, searching for love, Server, Single forever, Single life, unattainable, unattainable love, unfulfilled, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of spending your days alone in Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this! Why settle for a real-life relationship when you can have a virtual one with a pixelated princess who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?

Join our server and experience the love and companionship of your very own Minecraft girlfriend who will follow you around, shower you with gifts, and even fight off creepers to protect you. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a blocky babe who will never ask you to take out the trash or remember your anniversary?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life relationships forever! Because let’s face it, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this in the real world.

No spaces: Oniichandontcomeinside!dameeeoniichanpleasenooo… With spaces: Onii chan don’t come inside! dameee onii chan please nooo… Minecraft SMP

BRAAAAAPPPP, BRAP, BRRRREAAAAAPP, Chan, dameee, don’t come inside, dont, dont look at me, FRRPTTHHHPPP, FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH, Minecraft, Nooo, Onii, onii-chan, Oniichandontcomeinsidedameeeoniichanpleasenooo…With, please no, plip plip ploppopoppp, plop, pppllpslsh, PRRFFFFTTTT, Put that camera away, smp, Spaces, SPALUNK, Splunk, sqrel

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Zombie Dances:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

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Foxy Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Enchantments Applied:	111
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	40

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Incelmobile Minecraft SMP

CAR, DATING, Gender norms, Ick.., incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, Incelmobile, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in cars, Purchase, relationships, self worth, smp, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Vehicle, Women

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	196698
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

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Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

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