The locals are all like, “Whoa, dude, what’s going on?” But you’re just there to mine and craft and save the day. Join this server for the most intense gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Plus, who knows what other wild surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
we have a special feature where you can turn into a zombie after dying, because who wouldn’t want to join the undead army and terrorize the living players?
our server is also home to the legendary cursed diamond sword that has a mind of its own! it will either protect you with its magical powers or turn against you in the heat of battle. it’s like having a moody teenager as your weapon!
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons and creepers let loose and show off their sick dance moves. who knew monsters had such killer rhythm?
so come on down to our server and experience the chaos and madness that awaits you! just remember, suicide doesn’t stop the pain, you’re only moving it to a different dimension of insanity!
| Welcome Message |
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| Hello Crafters! |
| Ordinary SMP is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheatings or mods. We have diverse player base from all around the world & you are welcome to join us! |
| We have Simple Voicechat to communicate in the SMP. You can help us create a better world by giving us feedbacks & suggestions. |
| We also strive to build a community that have fun & work together to create an amazing world. Our SMP is 1 Month old & we are still active with more than 100 members on our discord server. You can join us here on Discord |
| Thank you for reading & we can’t wait to see you there! |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server Vanilla or Modded? | The server is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any mods. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join us by joining our Discord server and following the instructions for whitelist. |
| Is there a voice chat option available? | Yes, we have a Simple Voicechat feature for communication within the SMP. |
| How can I contribute to the community? | You can contribute by giving us feedback and suggestions to help improve the server. |
| How old is the server? | Our SMP is 1 month old and we are still actively growing with over 100 members on Discord. |
Join us and witness the chaos unfold as Trump and Biden battle it out in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the diamonds are plentiful. Will Trump winning mean a surge in crypto prices? Or will Biden’s victory lead to a peak in the usual cycle of epic loot drops?
Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the action-packed adventures and hilarious shenanigans that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
Join us and meet Mila, the Minecraft mastermind with an intestinal disorder (not really, just in the game!). She’s been dominating the virtual world for weeks now and is always looking for new friends to join her on her adventures. And don’t worry, her mom won’t be there to question your presence – she’s too busy dealing with real life drama to bother with Minecraft!
So come on over and play some virtual cards/board games with Mila, run some virtual errands, and just have a virtual blast. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so therapeutic? Plus, with no real predators in sight, you can game in peace without any drama. Join now and leave the real world behind – it’s a lot more fun in our Minecraft universe!
if you join now, you’ll get a special chicken suit that lets you lay golden eggs and fly like a majestic bird. we also have a secret underground chicken cult where we sacrifice cows to the almighty chicken god for good luck in battle.
so what are you waiting for? join our server and become the ultimate chicken overlord. cluck cluck, mothercluckers!
first of all, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of doom. it’s like, hidden in this crazy maze that is filled with traps and monsters. but if u can find it, u will be like, the coolest player ever.
and then, we got this insane mini-game where u gotta ride pigs through a lava-filled obstacle course. it’s like, so intense, u won’t even know what hit u. but if u can make it to the end, u will be like, a pig-riding champion.
also, we got this super rare item called the rainbow sheep. if u can find it and tame it, u will be like, the luckiest player in the whole world. cuz this sheep can like, shoot rainbows out of its butt. it’s totally nuts.
so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server now and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.