🔥loan shark Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomSharkLoanSnitch

address sharing, collateral, debit card, extra hands, family conflict, family drama, financial issues, half across country, late father’s car, legal threats, loan shark, missed payments, MomSharkLoanSnitch, money troubles, overbearing mother, po box, privacy laws, privacy violation, Probate, title loan, Twins

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

BabyBlockParty

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

communication skills, conversation starters, coping strategies, Creepercraft, emotional honesty, emotional intelligence, good response, how are you, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, not good, personal boundaries, polite response, positive thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, small talk, social etiquette, support systems, well-being

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9363
Dragon Eggs Found:	8112	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	82	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Oh, you definitely need to join our Minecraft server if you’re feeling down! Our virtual world is filled with magical unicorns that give out free hugs, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you run out of snacks, of course!

YoungCraft – Try it Before Wrinkles!

wrinkles, YoungCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	234	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks or participate in our annual “Dance-Off with the Ender Dragon” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cyprus, Cyprus-Israel relations, CyprusCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, military intervention, Minecraft, political tension, potential conflict, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, Terrorism, Threats, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Towns Built:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	2271	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!

Hezbollah Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

all-out war, civilian sites, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military confrontation, military sites, Minecraft, national security, political instability, Propaganda, regional crisis, security threat, Surveillance, Tension, video footage, Warning

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crops Grown:	2689
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	204
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got military bases and civilian sites that will blow your mind! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now before things get too real and we all end up in an all-out war in minecraft land! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this chaos! #minecraftwarzone #joinusbeforeitstoolate

TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

celebration, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Eating, feast, FINAL, final layer, Food, holiday, humans, LAYER, layered dish, Meal, meat, multi-layered dish, Poultry, poultry dish, Stuffed, Thanksgiving, tradition, turducken, TurduckenCraft, unique dish

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	87	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

DynastyCraft – 1.12.2 Modded Medieval

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

DynastyCraft - 1.12.2 Modded Medieval Minecraft Server

DynastyCraft – Modded 1:135 Earth Factions set in the Dark Ages

Server Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dynastycraft-official-modpack.1982222/about

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fRKxthEv32

View our Dynasty Tree: https://app.mural.co/t/dynastycraft4614/m/dynastycraft4614/1703342169285/7d3e8296da894640518ff985c62981ae56bd74bb?sender=u4466355caa360503a5113250

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BladeSMP: Where PvP is just a fancy way of saying ‘I just got destroyed by a chicken’

adventuers, Applications, armor rates, battlefield, BladeSMP, capabilities, chicken, Community, Cracked, Destroyed, DOMINATE, Fancy, Forge, Gear, Journey, legend, plug-in, power, PvP, smp, strength, SUPPORTS, Ultimate, Unique, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9177
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

BladeSMP Overview

Welcome to BladeSMP, where your journey to ultimate power begins! In this thrilling SMP, the goal is to craft and wield revamped armor and swords that elevate your combat prowess to new heights. With our unique plug-in, you can forge gear with higher armor rates and unparalleled strength, making every player a force to be reckoned with. Join a community of adventurers who are pushing the limits of their capabilities and dominating the battlefield. Apply now to BladeSMP and become a legend in a world where power knows no bounds!

Join here

https://discord.gg/KpSK9Z64CQ

BladeSMP FAQ

Question	Answer
Is BladeSMP currently accepting applications?	Yes, applications are currently open.
Does BladeSMP support cracked versions of Minecraft?	Yes, BladeSMP supports cracked versions.
What is the main focus of BladeSMP?	The main focus is to craft and wield powerful gear for enhanced combat abilities.
How can I join BladeSMP?	You can join by visiting the Discord server linked above.

Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fighting, anime moves, badass, Baki, Bakis, BELIEVABLE, bio, biology, bullshit, Characters, fighting anime, justification, Magic, Minecraft, real-life biology, relaxing muscles, scientific reasons, Server, special moves, speed of sound, Superhuman, Supernatural Origins

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!

TinyCraft Minecraft Server

Actors, Casting, discrimination, Diversity, Entertainment, equality, film industry, Hollywood, inclusion, little people, marginalized communities, Minecraft, movies, opportunities, Perspectives, representation, Server, short stature, social change, Stereotypes, storytelling, tinycraft, underrepresented

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with tiny villages, miniature mobs, and pint-sized adventures. Why settle for regular-sized creepers when you can have adorable mini creepers that you can punt across the map? And don’t even get us started on the tiny villagers – they’re so cute you’ll want to squish them (but please don’t, they have families to feed).

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground kingdom of gnomes who are always throwing the wildest parties. Want to join in on the fun? Just bring a pickaxe and a sense of humor (gnomes love a good joke). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary leprechaun treasure hidden deep within the mines. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the world of Minecraft in a whole new (and hilariously tiny) way. Just watch out for the tiny dragons – they may be small, but they’re feisty little buggers.