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WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).
But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

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SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).
Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

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BroWeddingDrama

AITAH, brandy, Bridesmaid, brother’s wedding, BroWeddingDrama, dropping out, family dynamics, MOH, sibling relationships, wedding attire, wedding ceremony, wedding conflicts, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding rehearsal, wedding traditions, white dress

Are you tired of boring weddings where the MOH thinks she’s the bride? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can be the star of the show, just like Brandy!
Experience the thrill of walking down the aisle in a white dress, demanding your own individual song, and insisting that only the bride, groom, and yourself are the important ones at the ceremony. Who needs traditional weddings when you can have a Brandy-style extravaganza?

Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your MOH skills and steal the spotlight from the actual bride and groom. Join our server now and let the wedding drama unfold in the most outrageous way possible!

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NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

areas for improvement, Challenges, deficiencies, Failures, faults, flaws, imperfections, inabilities, inadequacies, incapability, Incompetence, ineptitude, Lacking, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, NoobMaster69, poor performance, Shortcomings, Skills, smp, Struggles, Terrible, weaknesses

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Are creepers constantly blowing up your builds because you can’t aim a bow to save your life? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we embrace the terrible! In fact, we have a special award for the player who dies the most in a single day – the “Oops, I Did It Again” trophy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and you too could become a poultry overlord, clucking your way to victory!

So come on down to our server, where being terrible is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.

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BlockyBootyCraft

Abilities, Adult, BlockyBootyCraft, carnal, Expertise, explicit, Forbidden, Forbidden knowledge, INTIMATE, knowledge, Mature, NSFW, proficiency, Sensual, sexual, Skills, Techniques, Tips, Tricks, useful, x rated

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re crafting is friendship? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!
Join us for a chance to learn some NSFW skills that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. From building giant phallic structures to mastering the art of pixelated twerking, there’s no limit to the NSFW fun you’ll have on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots with his bare pixelated butt. So if you’re looking for a thrill, come join us and see if you can catch a glimpse of this mischievous specter.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most NSFW Minecraft server out there. Join us now and let the blocky debauchery begin!

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AlienCraft: InvasionInProgress!

alien abductions, alien encounters, alien sightings, alien technology, AlienCraft, aliens, Close Encounters, Conspiracy, extraterrestrial beings, government cover-up, intergalactic beings, Invasion, InvasionInProgress, mysterious happenings, otherworldly events, outer space, paranormal activity, science fiction, space exploration, ufos, unexplained phenomena, unidentified flying objects

so, like, imagine this: aliens are, like, totally doing something at this exact moment, right? and, like, you can be a part of it on this epic minecraft server! like, they’re building a secret base or maybe they’re just having a dance party, who knows? but, like, you gotta join this server to find out! plus, there’s, like, a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that only the most skilled players can find. and, like, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. how crazy is that?! so, like, come join us and be a part of this out-of-this-world adventure!

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RayzRealms

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Community Multiplayer Adventure Survival Creative Exploration Building PVP Economy Events Minigames Mods Redstone Dungeons Fantasy Sandbox Roleplaying Resource Pack, Survival

Rayz Realms is a Minecraft server that’s all about enhancing your gaming experience with some amazing features and a super friendly community. Picture this: a custom texture pack that transforms the game’s visuals into something fresh and exciting, making every block and item feel brand new. Plus, there are tons of cosmetic options so you can really express yourself with unique skins and decorations.

What sets Rayz Realms apart is its commitment to safety and respect. It’s a place where you can connect with other players in a secure environment, without worrying about negative interactions. Everyone here is friendly and welcoming, making it a great place to make new friends and collaborate on epic projects.

But it’s not just about the community. Rayz Realms offers a variety of engaging activities, challenges, and events that keep the gameplay fun and exciting. Whether you’re into building, exploring, or taking part in server-wide events, there’s always something interesting to do.

Come join Rayz Realms today and dive into a Minecraft server where every moment is designed to be rewarding. It’s a place where your time is truly valued, and you can enjoy every second of your adventure.

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HunterCraft: Where the mobs are custom and the weapons are wacky! Java 1.20.4 fun times ahead! 🦄🗡️⚔️

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	HunterCraft
Description	A recreation of the world of HunterxHunter where players can take the hunter test, fight bosses, and explore the map.
Features	Killing mobs and players (in designated pvp zones) drops jenny which can be traded in at shops. New items, mobs, quests, and events constantly being added.
Server IP	mc.huntercraft.co

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I become a beta tester for HunterCraft?

To become a beta tester for HunterCraft, you can join the server at mc.huntercraft.co and start exploring and testing the new features.

2. What is the hunter test in HunterCraft?

The hunter test is a challenge within the server where players can demonstrate their skills and abilities to become official hunters.

3. How do I earn jenny in HunterCraft?

Jenny can be earned by killing mobs and players in designated pvp zones. It can be traded in at shops for various items.

GOPCraft Minecraft Server

American politics, CONSERVATIVE, conservative ideology, conservative values, gop, GOPCRAFT, Minecraft, party affiliation, party identification, party loyalty, party membership, political affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political registration, Politics, registered republican, republican party, Republican voter, right leaning, right wing, Server, Voting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a registered Republican! That’s right, you never know what crazy laws or policies he’ll try to enforce next. Will he ban all players who build with cobblestone? Will he declare war on the neighboring server? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden lair, they’ll trade you rare items for emeralds. Just watch out for their llama spit attacks!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world!

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GoldAndSilverSMPMoneyMakers

Buying, commodities, Demand, economics, exchangers, Financial, GOLD, GoldAndSilverSMPMoneyMakers, high price, Investment, market, market conditions, money making, precious metal exchange, precious metals, profit, SELLING, silver, strategy, Supply, Trading

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of the gold and silver exchangers who somehow manage to make bank even when the prices are through the roof and nobody is buying but everyone is selling!
Picture this: a group of daring exchangers who have mastered the art of wheeling and dealing in precious metals, making crazy profits while the rest of the server scratches their heads in confusion. How do they do it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a rollercoaster ride of ups and downs that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your own financial decisions.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and see for yourself the madness that unfolds when gold and silver are involved. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about economics… or maybe you’ll just end up trading all your diamonds for a stack of emeralds. Either way, it’s sure to be a blast!

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ZooHRPrimatesLOL

animal care, animal welfare, HR director, HR duties, HR management, HR responsibilities, primate behavior, primate care, primate enrichment, primate habitats, primate species, PRIMATES, wildlife management, Zoo, zoo administration, zoo employees, zoo operations, zoo organization, zoo staffing, ZooHRPrimatesLOL

so, like, imagine this, right? the director of HR at a zoo, like, has this secret life where he’s, like, in charge of a bunch of primates on this, like, totally insane Minecraft server!
you gotta join this server, man, because these primates are, like, super smart and they’ve built this whole crazy world with, like, banana trees and vine swings and stuff.

and get this, the director of HR is actually a monkey himself, but, like, he wears a suit and tie and pretends to be all professional and stuff. it’s, like, bananas, man!

so, if you wanna hang out with some cool primates and, like, swing from vines and stuff, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s, like, a jungle out there, but in Minecraft form!

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ADHDsocialDysfunCraft

academic performance, adhd, ADHDsocialDysfunCraft, adolescents, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral issues, children, cognitive deficits, cognitive development., developmental disabilities, emotional regulation, executive functioning, impairments, learning difficulties, mental health, meta analysis, neurodevelopmental disorder, peer relationships, social cognition, social functioning, Social Skills

so like, u know how u always feel like ur brain is on fire when u play minecraft? well, this server is like that but on steroids. imagine building ur dream castle while riding a unicorn and fighting off zombie llamas.
u know how sometimes u feel like ur social skills are a bit wonky? well, on this server, we embrace that. we have a whole village dedicated to awkward interactions and weird conversations. u can practice ur social cognition skills while also battling creepers and saving the world.

join us if u want to level up ur minecraft game while also leveling up ur brain. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. who can say no to that?

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