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Ex’s Minecraft Server: Blow Your Load
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where you can blow your load to my ex! That’s right, we have a special area where you can pay tribute to my ex-girlfriend and show her how much you miss her. And if that’s not enough, we also have a WWYD (What Would You Do) section where you can act out crazy scenarios with other players. So come join us for a wild and wacky time on our server! -
Draw Thread: Heavy Load Edition Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination…and the heavy load of memes we’ll be throwing at you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only rule is to have fun or get booped by a giant chicken.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, we all gathered around and had a blast…literally! So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is the currency, look no further.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with a diamond-studded collar and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe you’ll be the next dragon whisperer in training!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because on our Minecraft SMP, the only thing heavier than the load is the amount of fun we’re having. Don’t miss out on the memes, the madness, and the mayhem. Join us today and let’s make some pixelated memories together!
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Mom’s Mental Load Mine
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of carrying the “mental load” of housework in real life? Well, have no fear because on this Minecraft server, we flip the script! Join us and experience a world where the moms are the ones in charge of all the cognitive household labor. That’s right, no more stressing about chores and responsibilities, just sit back and relax as the moms handle it all.But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness the chaos of moms trying to juggle everything, but you’ll also see the hilarious consequences that come with it. From burnt down houses because mom forgot to turn off the stove, to epic battles over who gets to do the laundry first, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server out there. Who knew that taking on the mental load could be so much fun? Let’s get ready to rumble, moms style!
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Block and Load: Kid-Safe Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is your boredom! we have more fun than a barrel of creepers at a block party! our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the nether!we got more than 6,700 ways to off yourself in style with our suicide-themed challenges! jump off a cliff, drown in a lake, get blown up by a creeper – the possibilities are endless! but wait, there’s more! we also have over 10,200 murder mysteries for you to solve! who killed steve? was it herobrine? or maybe it was a sneaky enderman!
join now and experience the thrill of child firearm deaths in a safe and virtual environment! who knew gun laws could be so much fun?! don’t miss out on all the action – join our server today and let the chaos begin!
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SpermBankCraft
Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.
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BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin! -
Block & Load: Masturbation Mansion
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate virtual reality adventure! Ever wondered what it would be like to be dropped into a room with everyone who has ever masturbated to you? Well, now you can find out!But wait, there’s more! The occupancy limit is unlimited, so get ready for a wild and crazy party with all your admirers. Who knew Minecraft could bring people together in such a unique way?
Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises and maybe bring a friend or two to help you navigate this hilarious and outrageous situation. See you in the game!
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Chronicles of Fantasy Roleplay
FANTASY, vibrant community engagement”’, Custom Character Development, community-driven narratives, enchanting fantasy environmentsOpen Chronicles Roleplay
Welcome to Open Chronicles Roleplay!
This is a cool spot for folks who love to roleplay. The team here works hard to make sure everyone feels comfy and can tell their own tales. They have spent a year building a fun world just for you.
What We Offer
- Minecraft Fun: A great way to play and explore.
- Rich Lore: A world full of stories waiting for you.
- Custom Plugins: Unique stuff that makes the game fresh.
- Active Dev Team: Always working on new things to keep it fun.
The World of Inora
Inora is a land with a long past. Wars and peace have shaped it. Now, old tensions are rising again. Here are the main groups:
- Elves: Split by old beliefs.
- Humans: Still uneasy after a civil war.
- Scyrtans: Love water and its spirit.
- Thrumdier: Crafty clans in the mountains.
- Orcs: Divided after a chief’s death.
- Lizardfolk: United in a hidden land.
New Land: Nassare
A new place called Nassare is found. Many are leaving their homes for this fresh start. Your character is one of these brave souls, ready to explore.
Choose Your Path:
- Be a hunter in the wild.
- Be a smith with new metals.
- Help as a doctor.
- Protect as a guard.
The choice is yours!
Getting Started
- Join our Discord: Meet the team and share your ideas!
- Read the Rules: Check out our rules and wiki. New to roleplay? No worries! We have guides to help you.
- Create Your Character: Our Narrator team is here to help you with your ideas.
- Play and Enjoy!
Join us and make your mark in this new world!
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Your Crafts SMP: Build & Play!
sustainable farming practices, Engaging Community Events, Play, BUILD, collaborative building projectsπ§± Your Crafts SMP
Looking for a fresh world to shape? Your Crafts SMP is here! It’s a new server with a few pals and big dreams. They want active and fun players to help build a great place.
π Whatβs in Store?
- Cool world: Colorful land, unique biomes, and tall trees.
- Big builds: More height for your epic creations.
- Real economy: Trade with gold & iron. Prices change with supply and demand.
- Jobs & shops: Make cash and trade with others.
- Nations & lore: Player-run stories and governments.
- Fishing & farming: Fun ways to grow and earn.
- No pay-to-win: Everyone is equal; earn your stuff.
- Discord: Chat and plan events with the crew.
π Who to Join?
They are a small group now, looking for friendly and creative folks. Want to start a nation, open a shop, or build your dream base? They want you!
No whitelist: Anyone can join anytime.
π’ IP:
mc.yourcrafts.us
π¬ Discord: Join here!Come join Your Crafts SMP and help shape the world while it’s fresh!