once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cheese! they built a castle out of cheddar and lived happily ever after, until the evil broccoli monsters attacked!
if you join our server, you’ll get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes! you can also ride on the back of a giant chicken and explore the mystical lands of pixelated wonder!
so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible! who needs subtitles on netflix when you can have a magical minecraft adventure instead?