lmms Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Linux SMP

1337 h4x0r, ASCII text, AV work, Avidemux, black terminal, compile, CPU usage, Crafty, FOSS alternatives, graphics tasks, iMovie, integrated graphics, linux, lmms, MIDI sequencing, netbook, nvidia gpu, professional software, programming, Retina Macbook Pro, run programs, smp, ssh, text file input, Video editing, video editing software

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of crippling your computer with Linux and feeling like you’re stuck in the 1970s? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to watching videos with your CPU shooting up to 100% – unless you’re watching our hilarious in-game machinima, of course. And forget about struggling to edit videos or make music, because on our server, you can do it all with ease using our custom plugins and mods.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can unleash your inner h4x0r and show off your programming skills without being limited to entering ASCII text into a text file. We’ve got all the tools and resources you need to take your coding game to the next level.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave Linux in the dust where it belongs. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a die-hard terminal cuckbox enthusiast, in which case, maybe stick to Linux.

ParentTrapCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, divorced parents, family dynamics, Family Events, Father Figures, front row seats, parental expectations, parental relationships, ParentTrapCraft, personal boundaries, seating arrangements, step parents, Stepdads, summer program, teenage perspective, theatre performance, ticket distribution

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Void Armor Forged:	20
Potions Brewed:	121	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family with two dads who may or may not argue about seating arrangements at your virtual theater performance.

Experience the thrill of giving out free tickets to your virtual dad 1 and dad 2, only to have them fight over who gets to sit next to each other. Will they make up in time for the show, or will they end up purchasing new tickets just to avoid each other?

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about choosing between family members for prime seating – because in Minecraft, everyone can sit together in harmony (or not, depending on how the game goes).

So join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only conflict you’ll face is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

SubtlePrankster Minecraft SMP

Gaslighting, Manipulation, messing with someone’s head, mind control, mind games, Minecraft, playing tricks, psychological tricks, smp, subtle gaslighting, subtle manipulation, subtle mind control, subtle mind games, subtle mind tricks, subtle pranks, subtle revenge, subtle sabotage, subtle tricks, subtle trolling, SubtlePrankster, trolling

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	415
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the main goal is to subtly mess with other players in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine building a secret trapdoor in someone’s base that leads to a room filled with nothing but chickens. Or replacing all of someone’s diamond blocks with blocks of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like “Troll Wars” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and laughter that ensues.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and trolling is not only allowed but encouraged, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you.

PowerCraft: Fly, Teleport, Build!

Ability, BUILD, Choice, control, dream, FANTASY, Fly, flying, healing, imagination, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mindreading, power, PowerCraft, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, telekinesis, Teleport, Teleportation, time travel, transformation, wish

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crops Grown:	2218
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose any superpower you want! Want to fly like Superman and build your house in the clouds? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and burn down your friend’s house? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come join us and unleash your inner superhero in the world of Minecraft!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGENerated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, kid butt, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, PixelPleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Server, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kid butt Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic block merging feature that will blow your mind. Imagine merging blocks together to create crazy structures that defy the laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers a unique animation system that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. Watch as your character busts out some sick dance moves or flies through the air like a superhero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a Controlnet system that allows you to control every aspect of the game with just a few clicks? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless possibilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: Apologize for My Diamond Sword

apologize now, Apologize.., Apology, Blame, brexit, cultural integration, current state, Diamond, Diversity, Fault, immigration, Invasion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Muslims invade UK, nationalism, Political Correctness, regret, remorse, smp, societal issues, sword, uk, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	122	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	251	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any unexpected invasions from Muslims or any other group for that matter! Our server is a safe haven for all players who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any political drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own empire, fight off zombie hordes with your trusty diamond sword, and even ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if anyone tries to invade your virtual kingdom, don’t worry – we’ve got your back with our team of expert moderators who will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come on, apologize for all the chaos in the UK and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knew that virtual block-building could be so thrilling and politically charged?

30AgainMinecraftSMP

30AgainMinecraftSMP, 40, advice, aging, career choices, Experience, financial decisions, goal-setting, health, hindsight, lessons learned, Life Changes, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, regrets, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
New Chunks Explored:	135453	Animals Bred:	51
Gods Slained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!

In our world, the trees are made of cotton candy and the creepers explode into confetti. You can even tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to travel around the server in style.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our SMP today and unleash your inner chaos! Who needs to be 30 again when you can be a kid at heart in our crazy world of blocky madness?

BlockyButtBusters

beauty standards, BlockyButtBusters, body autonomy, body image, consent, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender stereotypes, Harassment, media representation, Misogyny, objectification, rape culture, self worth, sexism, slut shaming, social media, tired of being sexualized, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of being sexualized in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space where your pixels will never be objectified! Join us and experience a world where your blocky avatar can roam free without fear of inappropriate comments or gestures. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual villagers throw the most epic block parties where the only thing getting smashed is the cobblestone! So come join us and let your pixelated hair down in a world where consent is always respected, even in the virtual realm!

52ShadesOfLife

52ShadesOfLife, education level, ethnicity, frequency of sex, health benefits, health disparities, health outcomes, life expectancy, lifestyle factors, Longevity, longevity benefits, mortality rate, mortality risk, preventative health, public health, research study, sexual activity, socioeconomic factors, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality, women’s wellness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Animals Bred:	191
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA LIVE FOREVER? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY AND IT’S CALLED REGULAR SEX! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR PLAYERS WHO GET IT ON AT LEAST 52 TIMES A YEAR ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE!

IMAGINE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS WHILE ALSO EXTENDING YOUR LIFESPAN! IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, FOLKS! SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME IMMORTAL THROUGH THE POWER OF BLOCKS AND BEDROOM ANTICS! JOIN NOW AND START LIVING FOREVER!

Kronicle: where mining, crafting, and procrastinating come together for maximum productivity (SMP)

1.21, base, Community, Cores, CPU, Crafting, Dedicated, Discord, Events, Fabric, Farms, Gaming, germany, intel, Kronicle, Machine, maximum, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, procrastinating, productivity, RAM, Server, Shop, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Towns Built:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to Kronicle SMP!
A semi-vanilla Minecraft server running on 1.21 Fabric. Create your own story and play with others. Build, farm, grind, make your shop, organise events, plan an insane base, visit other’s creations…
Kronicle SMP is a +18 community. We are searching for mature and long-term players.
Play on a full dedicated machine, located in Germany, with an Intel i9-13900 (32 cores) CPU and 64 DDR5 GB RAM.
You have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make, or how big your base will be.
Discord: https://discord.gg/C6y6cycxDy
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FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on Minecraft 1.21 with the Fabric mod.

2. How do I join the server? To join the server, please join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to get whitelisted.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.

4. Can I build any type of farms on the server? Yes, you have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make on the server.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in a ban.

6. What are the server specs? The server is located in Germany and runs on an Intel i9-13900 CPU with 64 DDR5 GB RAM.

RareGingerEyes Minecraft Server

beauty standards, cultural perceptions, divine plan, evolutionary biology, eye color, genetic diversity, genetic mutations, God’s creation, hair color, human variation, Minecraft, natural selection, non-brown eyes, physical traits, rare characteristics, RareGingerEyes, Rarity, red hair, religious beliefs, Server, spiritual significance, Unique Features

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Star Shards Collected:	231
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2632	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crops Grown:	4934	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of blending in with all the basic brown-haired, brown-eyed Minecraft players out there? Do you crave the spotlight and want to stand out like a majestic unicorn in a sea of horses? Then look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join our server and show off your rare red hair and non-brown eyes like the beautiful, unique snowflake that you are. God must have been feeling extra creative when He made you, so why not flaunt it in the virtual world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, players with red hair and non-brown eyes have special powers and abilities. Some say they can shoot fireballs from their fingertips or summon mythical creatures to do their bidding. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and let your rare features shine bright like a diamond. Who needs brown hair and brown eyes when you can be a one-of-a-kind masterpiece in the world of Minecraft?