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TimburrSMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3341
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to timburrsmp, a plain vanilla server with a small, growing community. We seek to go big and increase our community so we can make it even better, for your enjoyment. Join the discord for support (found on the left)

147.135.20.148

Anarchy Experiment

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	253	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Animals Bred:	76	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

This server will never have any plugins, mods, or admins. You’re free to do whatever you want.

There won’t be any land claim, tpa or rtp.

There won’t be anyone to ban or kick players, or anyone to censor chat, please keep this in mind.

Good luck!

**This server is seperate to play.mysticworldmc.com.

anarchy.mysticworldmc.com

CrumbleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	855760
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

CrumbleCraft is a brand new minecraft server dedicated to giving players a safe place to be their creative selves and make new friends. The server will be extremely community based and will not only be fun, but also informative and educational. Weekly events will be held, as well as Classes at the “Unit University” located in spawn. There will be many different types of classes going on that all players will be able to sign up for to learn all sorts of topics that pertain to their interests! The server will also include a Vanilla/SMP feel where players can go off and create their own homes in the wild or even start their own towns with friends!

play.CrumbleCraft.net

F3F5

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

F3F5 is the oldest anarchic Minecraft server, founded on 06/29.23 | 23:55 GE. The server is in complete chaos, disorder and ruin. There are no administrators, no rules, no anti-cheat. This is the oldest griefer server in the history of Minecraft. At the same time, imagine, for many years of existence there has never world reset.

f3f5.org

RAPID SMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	145	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

RAPID SMP U CAN DO ANYTHING BTW SURVIVAL SMP IS ALWAYS BEST BUT SKYBLOCK IS HERE NOW LIFESTEAL WILL BE ADDED SOON

SHOP IS HERE NOW

U CAN DO ANYTHING LIKE MAKE TEAMS AND START WAR MADE LAG MACHINES OR ANY ANOTHER *20DAYS BAN LMAOO

rapidsmp.elixir.host:10111

GLaDOS SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Farms Harvested:	323	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Emeralds Found:	3335	Dragon Eggs Found:	3028
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to GLaDOS SMP, the ultimate Minecraft survival experience! Prepare to embark on an extraordinary adventure in a meticulously crafted world where collaboration, competition, and ingenuity collide.

But GLaDOS SMP offers much more than your typical survival server. Immerse yourself in our thriving community and take advantage of our feature-rich ecosystem. Unleash your creativity and build magnificent creations that will leave others in awe. Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, or pixel art enthusiast, our server provides the ideal platform to showcase your talent.

But the excitement doesn’t stop there! With our webstore, you can enhance your gameplay by acquiring exclusive items, enchantments, and cosmetic enhancements. Gain an edge over your competitors, or simply express your personal style. Our webstore offers a variety of options to help you customize and elevate your Minecraft experience.

For those who seek a little friendly rivalry, GLaDOS SMP also boasts leaderboards that display the most accomplished players. Show off your prowess in various categories, such as mining, building, PvP, and more. Climb to the top of the rankings and earn the admiration of your peers.

Feeling lucky? Participate in our thrilling crate system, where you have the chance to unlock valuable rewards and surprises. Collect keys, open crates, and discover rare treasures that will bolster your gameplay and set you apart from the rest.

At GLaDOS SMP, we prioritize a welcoming and inclusive community. Our dedicated staff ensures a fair and respectful environment where players can enjoy their adventures to the fullest. Collaborate with others, form alliances, and forge lasting friendships as you navigate the challenges that await.

Join GLaDOS SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Prepare to be captivated by our immersive world, enchanted by our engaging features, and challenged by our cleverly designed gameplay. Embark on an unforgettable journey where exploration, competition, and camaraderie converge. Are you ready to test your limits?

gladossmp.net

MythicGames

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Immerse yourself in our captivating Minecraft server, filled with endless fun and boundless possibilities. Embark on breathtaking adventures, conquer treacherous dungeons, and take on thrilling quests.

Our dynamic economy system drives player interaction, allowing you to trade valuable resources, establish bustling marketplaces, and amass riches on your path to greatness.

Collaborate with fellow players on ambitious cooperative projects, create stunning builds, and engage in exhilarating PvP battles that test your combat prowess.

Our dedicated staff ensures a safe and welcoming environment for players of all ages. Express your creativity, connect with like-minded individuals, and explore the vast landscapes of our vibrant community.

Experience a variety of thrilling events, from epic tournaments to captivating storylines, keeping you entertained and engaged.

Join the adventure now and witness the magic of Mythic Games firsthand!

play.mythicgames.us

MangoCube

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ores Mined:	8135	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Join the MangoCube community!

We are currently running an SMP with the latest Minecraft version 1.20. Many features such as economy, jobs, and players’ market!

mcsv.mangocube.net

DeluxeLifeSteal

LifeSteal

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Animals Bred:	123
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Void Armor Forged:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Welcome to Deluxe LifeSteal!

LifeSteal: Immerse yourself in the thrilling mechanics of stealing your foes’ life force to enhance your own survival. HeartShop: Use stolen hearts at our HeartShop, trading them for premium gear, rare items, or powerful enhancements. Levels and Playtime Ranks: Our dynamic leveling system and playtime ranks keep the competition exciting, rewarding you with new abilities, prestige, and perks. Custom Enchantments: Enhance your equipment with unique enchantments, offering you an edge in combat and survival. Daily Rewards: Log in daily and reap rewards that scale with your commitment. The more you play, the more you gain. Quests: Embark on thrilling quests that test your survival skills. Complete them for valuable rewards and gameplay advantages. SellWands: Liquidate your loot quickly with our SellWands, converting your loot into necessary resources when you need them most.

play.deluxelifesteal.com:25596

Based Bros Survival

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	70	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Come be a part of our small Vanilla+ Survival community! Grow from a poor Normie to a multi-millionare Hyperborian in our economy system! PVP is enabled outside of claims, so make sure to claim your land! Gradually gain claim blocks by playing, or you can buy claim blocks outright.

51.81.167.34:25594