Crafty Kike Rats

Caesar, Crafty, destruction of Second Temple, inbreeding, Kike, kike rats, LMFAOOO, pay taxes, Rabbi Yeshua, Rats, resist evil, ROMANS, Titus, turn the other cheek, Yahweh

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Endless Night Skies:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9279	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.

Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?

MemeCraft

Caesar, Destruction, evil man, inbreeding, LMFAOOO, Memecraft, Rabbi Yeshua, resistance, ROMANS, Second temple, TAXES, turn the other cheek, Yahweh

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Blocky Mouse: The Bad Message Server

animated film, bad, blocky, Character development, childhood favorites, children’s movies, controversial, critical thinking, cultural criticism, Disney, entertainment industry, Family Entertainment, film analysis, media ethics, Media influence, Message, Moral lessons, Moral values, Mouse, Movie, negative influence, Server, Social Impact, storytelling, worst message

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Zombie Dances:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Disney movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical adventures and questionable life lessons.

Ever wondered what it would be like if Simba joined forces with Thanos to take over the Pride Lands? Or if Elsa accidentally turned Arendelle into a giant ice cube and had to team up with Iron Man to thaw it out? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs a moral compass when you have a diamond sword and a sense of humor? So come on down and join the fun – just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

FireCraft: Museveni’s Warning

activism, authoritarianism, Citizens, civil disobedience, Conflict, Democracy, demonstration, dissent, Fire, FIRECRAFT, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Musevenis, opposition, Political unrest, President Museveni, PROTESTS, Rebellion, social justice, uganda, Warning

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fire than uganda’s president museveni warning his citizens bout protests. we got so much fire you’ll be playing with it like a pro. but don’t worry, we got fire extinguishers too in case things get too lit.

our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the white house with obama and trump breakdancing together. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and mobs that’ll make you question your sanity.

join now and be part of the most fire server in all of minecraft. but remember, don’t play with fire unless you’re on our server. it’s lit fam. 🔥🔥🔥

GhostWipeGang

cognitive impairment, forgetfulness, ghost wipes, GhostWipeGang, memory challenges, memory difficulties, memory disorders, memory impairment, memory issues, memory lapses, Memory Loss, memory problems, short term memory loss

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Towns Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can experience ghost wipes more often if u have short term memory loss!! imagine mining for diamonds and then suddenly they disappear cuz u forgot u had them!! it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion that u won’t find anywhere else!! come join the fun and see how many times u can forget ur progress in one day!! it’s a wild ride u won’t want to miss out on!!

CivBlock

Civilization Geo-Political Roleplay PvP Economy Lore Alpha Testing Custom Plugins Systems Community Survival Adventure Fantasy Magic Quests Exploration Crafting Building Multiplayer Sandbox, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Magic Items Found:	4855	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	New Chunks Explored:	340757

CivBlock is a Civilization Minecraft Server that focuses on Geo-Political Roleplay, PvP, Economy and Lore. We are currently in Alpha Testing developing our custom plugins and systems.

Join our amazing community!

play.civblock.net

NuraCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, FANTASY, Japanese folklore, Manga, Minecraft, NuraCraft, nurarihyon no mago, nurarihyon no mago anime, nurarihyon no mago female lead, nurarihyon no mago female protagonist, nurarihyon no mago manga, nurarihyon no mago yokai, powerful female character, Real female MC, Server, SHONEN, strong female lead, strong female protagonist, Supernatural, yokai, yokai clan

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3154	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as real as the diamonds they mine! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and gossip about Steve’s fashion choices.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Real Female MC, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of rare loot and cute animal companions. Rumor has it that if you can befriend her, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely out of blocks who guards a treasure trove of emeralds and ancient artifacts. Just be careful not to get too close, or he might give you a hug with his tentacles of doom!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with the Real Female MC by your side!

PrequelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3d model, Anonfiles, Archive, archived.moe, desuarchive, ending, Katia Thread, Kaz Stream Archive, Kazstreams, mega.nz, Minecraft, MODEL, neocities, prequel, PrequelCraft, Previous thread, Quests, Server, Shittyquests, Stream, Trash, Ultimate, Werewolf Edition, zip file

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	2836
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Werewolf Edition where you can transform into a howling beast and terrorize the land with your furry friends.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Kaz Stream Archive where you can watch epic Minecraft gameplay and learn tips and tricks from the pros. Need some extra entertainment? Check out the Shittyquests section for quests that are so bad, they’re good.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, explore the 3D model world where you can build and create to your heart’s content. Who knows what crazy creations you’ll come up with!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few werewolf howls along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

DrunkCraft: LeaseEscape2021

alcoholic roommate, bad roommate, DrunkCraft, ending lease, finding a new spot, landlord notification, lease agreement, lease consequences, lease obligations, lease responsibilities, lease termination, LeaseEscape2021, month-to-month lease, roommate behavior, roommate compatibility, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, roommate hygiene, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommates from hell

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	9099
New Chunks Explored:	622559	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of living with a roommate who doesn’t flush, smokes cigarettes indoors, and pees in bottles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the horrors of real-life roommates and build your dream world without any bathroom-related issues.

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and create a world where flushing is mandatory and smoking indoors is strictly prohibited. Say goodbye to bottle-peeing roommates and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time without any weird roommate drama.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave your real-life roommate woes behind. Who knew escaping bad roommates could be so much fun in Minecraft?

SecretSquad Minecraft Server

confidential disclosure, confidential information, craziest secret, discovered secret, Hidden Truth, jaw-dropping secret, long-held secret, mind-blowing revelation, Minecraft, personal revelation, private information, secret revealed, SecretSquad, Server, shocking confession, Shocking revelation, someone you know, startling revelation, surprising discovery, unbelievable secret, undisclosed secret, unexpected discovery, unexpected truth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Towns Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old secrets? Join our Minecraft server and uncover the craziest secrets about your fellow players! From secret underground bases filled with llamas to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, you never know what you’ll find on our server. Plus, rumor has it that one player has a secret obsession with building giant statues of chickens…intrigued yet? Join now and start uncovering the wildest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

FutureCraft2100

2100, Advancements, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, Future, FutureCraft2100, futuristic society, new world, questions, scientific research, scientists, speculative fiction, surreal, Technology, Time Jump, time period, time travel, unknown, waking up in a lab, waking up in the future

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Imagine waking up in the year 2100 and being greeted by a group of scientists staring at you like you’re a rare species of panda! The first thing you should ask is not “Where am I?” or “What year is it?” but rather “Can I still play Minecraft in the future?!” And guess what, on our server, not only can you play Minecraft in the future, but you can also build your own time machine to travel back to the past and mess with historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra! Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?)

Bosshub

bedrock, Bosses, Bosshub, Community, custom fishing, Discord, Features, Feedback, Homes, java, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Support, Survival, talent trees, Voting

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6814	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crops Grown:	2520	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Java IP: Bosshub.net Bedrock IP: Bosshub.net Port: 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/FAFSZ3HVvp

Welcome to Bosshub, A server that provides so many features! We are a SMP server that listens to player feedback and tries to make the server the best it can possibly be! The server welcomes all players – Bedrock and Java!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience such as homes, bosses, custom fishing, talent trees, quests, and so much more!!!

Show your support for the server by voting! We appreciate every single one of our players!!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

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