Crafty Kike Rats

Caesar, Crafty, destruction of Second Temple, inbreeding, Kike, kike rats, LMFAOOO, pay taxes, Rabbi Yeshua, Rats, resist evil, ROMANS, Titus, turn the other cheek, Yahweh

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.

Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?

MemeCraft

Caesar, Destruction, evil man, inbreeding, LMFAOOO, Memecraft, Rabbi Yeshua, resistance, ROMANS, Second temple, TAXES, turn the other cheek, Yahweh

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Broomstix: Where Flying on Sundays and teleporting pets is the norm in a Vanilla world!

1.20.6, Bedrock Java, Broomstix, Claims, classic, Creative, Customenchants, Dynmap, flying, FlyOnSundays, norm, Pets, PetTeleport, Semi Vanilla, smp, SUNDAYS, Teleporting, Vanilla, world

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	N/A
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).
Hard difficulty.
Custom enchantments.
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them.
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday.
ProtectionStones for land claiming.
Bartering economy system.
No grief.
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere).
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.
Responsive staff.
Voting ranks and rewards.
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: Is there a specific day for free fly in the overworld?

A: Free fly in the overworld is available every Sunday.

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Are there any griefing rules on the server?

A: No griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: How can I interact with the community when I’m away from the game?

A: You can use Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community through Discord.

Q: How do I get voting ranks and rewards?

A: You can earn voting ranks and rewards by participating in server voting activities.

Uncle Bucks Minecraft

begging, Bucks, Desperation, emotional, family, financial aid, financial assistance, financial burden, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial hardship, financial help, financial strain, financial struggle, financial support, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, pleading, RELATIVES, sobs, uncle

Are you tired of begging your uncle for money in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and you can earn virtual money by slaying dragons and selling their scales! No more tears, just cold hard cash (well, virtual cash, but still)! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs like to bust a move when they think no one is watching. Join now for a chance to party with zombies and skeletons!

Crafty AF: Where Creepers Explode and Players Get Trolled! 😂🎮

Attention, Awareness, busy, Crafty, CREEPERS, distractions, efficiency, explode, Focus, juggling responsibilities, mindfulness, multitasking, Observation, overwhelmed, Perception, Players, Priorities, productivity, recognition, stress, Tasks, Time management, Trolled, Understanding, work

If only people were paying more attention, they’d know how busy she is…busy building the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join now and witness the chaos as sheep ride pigs into battle, creepers breakdance, and diamond armor is so last season. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe a few accidental lava baths. Join now and see why everyone is talking about this server…if they can tear themselves away from the dance party at the village square, that is.