LMFAO jokes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The LMFAO Minecraft SMP Party!

comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmfao, LMFAO entertainment, LMFAO humor, LMFAO jokes, LMFAO laughter, LMFAO memes, LMFAO moments, LMFAO quotes, LMFAO videos, LMFAOOOOOOOO, Minecraft, Party, smp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a giant flying pig to save the day. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or taming a herd of wild llamas to create a llama army. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco cow who can bust a move like no other.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant zombie apocalypse might break out or when a group of mischievous players will prank you by filling your house with hundreds of chickens. It’s all part of the fun on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Trans Minecraft | LGBT Friendly | 1.20

Creative, Custom, Friendly, Furniture, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Padawanamy, Resourcepack, smp, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!

We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too.Our server is heavily modified using a custom Resource Pack so only Vanilla Minecraft is required to join!Some of our features include:

🪑Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want!🪲Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins!🧑‍🌾Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes!🎣Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame!❄️Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns!🧌Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot!And so much more!

Come join us today and make some new friends, have a fun time and enjoy some Minecraft!

play.transminecraft.gay

TooTallGaming

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Mines Excavated:	2857	Farms Harvested:	633

Welcome! So glad you decided to check us out! We’ve existed since the early days of Bukkit and have had a long and prosperous server. We’re a friendly community made up of our regular players and top-Notch staff, and we always like seeing new faces! You can play in peace while the staff patrols for rule breakers and griefers. Whether you play with friends or play alone, we can promise you that you’ll never have a bad experience with us. (Unless you’re a rule breaker!) So stop by to say “hi” or check out our website, facebook group, forums, or youtube channel!

tootallgaming.com

RexRaids | RexPvP

KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	819
Dragon Eggs Found:	4470	Void Gems Collected:	16

Welcome to RexRaids | RexPvP, our goal here is to make a fun and enjoyable experience for all. This is a newly created server, with that being said not only are we looking for players to enjoy our server, we’re looking for a management team. (ex. Helpers)

Hope to see you on the server shortly!

161.129.154.185

Jujutsu Kaisen Server Minecraft JJK Challenging!

120server, Factions, Jjk, Jujutsu, Jujutsukaisen, Kaisen, Kaizen, Modded, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

If youre interested add me on Discord nicotinetoucan for further information. We want to create factions and battle each other. No Griefin on the building sites but stirring the wildernesd up with cursedtechniques is allowed

45.138.50.46:25570

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir | Elder Scrolls RP Server

Adventure, Akavir, Altmer, Arena, Argonian, Bosmer, Daggerfall, Dunmer, Elder, Elderscrolls, Eso, Guilds, Imperial, Khajiit, mmo, morrowind, Mundus, Nirn, Nord, oblivion, Redguard, Roleplay, Rpserver, Scrolls, Skyrim, Survival, Tamriel, TES, Teso, Theelderscrolls, Worldpainter

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Void Armor Forged:	15

You awaken to the ship coming alive with the hurried footsteps of the crew and passengers above you. Your heart begins to race. After three weeks at sea, you’ve arrived at last: Akavir… You gather your things and rush to the deck. Before you lies a vast blue ocean, and beyond it Esroniet.

As the ship pulls into port, you’re filled with excitement. You think about what brought you here, three weeks from Tamriel and half a world away from home. Did you make the right decision? Will your new life bring you troubles or fortune?

What adventures await you in Mysterious Akavir?

THE ELDERCRAFT SCROLLS: AKAVIR

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir is an original roleplaying community based in the world of The Elder Scrolls. Set on the exotic islands of Esroniet, our roleplay combines the intricate worldbuilding of The Elder Scrolls with our own unique lore. Our immersive, character-driven stories are supported by a custom D&D-style rolling system based on TES stats and skills.

Founded over ten years ago and with members from across the globe, our server is dedicated to providing a friendly community where everyone is welcome. Whether you’re a loremaster or a first-time roleplayer, we welcome folks of all play-styles and experience!

Your journey begins when you arrive in Akavir, ready to begin a new life. Will you be a brave Nord warrior with a love of adventure? A powerful Dunmer wizard seeking treasure? A stealthy Khajiit thief with a bounty on her head? Join our Discord and submit your application to get started: https://discord.gg/PdScK6v.

s3.hosthorde.com:26831

Crazy Economy Craft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

1.9.4 This Server includes the following in Game material

– PRISON – HUGE ECONOMY – TOWNS – MCMMO – LOTTERY – VOTIFIER pays 1 Voter Key (Random Items)

We have a large Spawn area that includes many cool feature to explore.

mc.crazyeconomycraft.com

TrappedMC – Classic Prison

Prison, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

discord.gg/trappedmc

A classic grinding experience

The premise is simple: It’s just as addicting as OP Prison with practically the same grind format, but it offers a lot more diversity and different ways to effectively make money.

Focus on PvP

Grinding is cool, and everyone should be able to enjoy it in their own time – but PvP used to also be a vital part of most prison servers. We’re looking to bring this back by offering high incentive to PvP other players, getting shanked in prison is just daily business after all. For Season 1 we’ll be supporting a full 1.8 PvP system – with a grind implemented to get some of those famous “god apples”. Changes to PvP come with every season, with these changes we listen to our community and change things according to their preference. (Future ideas would be bed pvp, crystal pvp, totems, 1.9+ pvp)

PvP needs to be enjoyable, not frustrating, and players need incentive to do it.Participating – but most importantly winning – in PvP nets unique rewards that can not be obtained elsewhere.We boast 3 PvP zones, each with their own incentive – KOTH, Envoys & Black Market – and a Gangs feature to allow players to team up and take those rewards in a group.

trappedmc.com

Swiss Society Neoforge | Modded 1.20.1

Adventure, Forge, Magic, Modded, Neoforge, Survival, Tech

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Potions Brewed:	197	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
New Chunks Explored:	886586	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Swiss Society – Modded Minecraft at its cheesiest!

We offer Modded Minecraft through Neoforge 1.20.1, a great selection of mods ranging from tech or magic to exploration and adventure. This server has a custom datapack built around our custom modpack that changes certain recipes and features to make the flow of progression better, as well as stop certain issues with recipes, mob spawns, bugs, etc.

The modpack works best with at least 6gb of Ram allocated, and our server is optimized as much as possible. I try to keep an eye on performance whenever I’m online. I’m usually quick to fix any issues as they arise as well.

To join our whitelist, join our discord and tell us why you should be whitelisted in the correct channel and a bit about yourself, also include your username! The modpack can be found on our discord too, its a .zip file you import straight into any launcher, we use Prism Launcher the most! Have doubts about installing a .zip file? Our existing player-base can likely vouch, hope this helps!

https://discord.gg/BezbdQ4arW

wish4swiss.mcserv.co

Rede Notz

Economy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Towns Built:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	641150	Divine Spears Created:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Brazilian Minecraft server: FullPvP/RankUp, explore challenges, conquer ranks, and dominate PvP in this immersive environment!

jogar.redenotz.net

The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore |

Alien, Bionicle, Cosmos, Cosmosminecraft, Creative, Dalek, Doctor, Doctor Who, Doctorwho, Economy, FANTASY, Freebuild, Galaxy, Gallifrey, Guns, Mandalorian, Marvel, Mcu, Planets, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Sci, Sci Fi, Scifi, Space, Spaceships, Spacestation, star, Star Wars, Starwars, Survival, Tardis, The Cosmos, Towny, Universe, Wars, Who

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Animals Bred:	81
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore | Minecraft Server

Planet Minecraft requires that I enter words into the description of the server. Apparently these banners filled with beautiful images and luscious paragraphs were just not enough. Personally I think that’s a bit ridiculous considering actions speak louder than words, y’know? Like, my gigantic screenshots with shaders of our Gallifrey citadel are more impressive than me typing “We’ve got Gallifrey, and we’ve got… uhhh… we’ve got Daleks..”

cosmosminecraft.net