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The LMFAO Minecraft SMP Party!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a giant flying pig to save the day. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!
Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or taming a herd of wild llamas to create a llama army. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco cow who can bust a move like no other.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant zombie apocalypse might break out or when a group of mischievous players will prank you by filling your house with hundreds of chickens. It’s all part of the fun on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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New Server IP
VapePuffinCraft
addiction, e-cigarettes, harmful effects, health risks, inhaled volume, long-term effects, nicotine addiction, nicotine concentration, nicotine levels, nicotine reduction, nicotine withdrawal, public health, puffing time, respiratory health, smoking cessation, toxic substances, VapePuffinCraft, Vapes, Vaping, vaping behavior, vaping trends
join dis minecraft server if u wanna take longer, bigger puffs of fun! we got crazy levels and insane builds that will make u puff ur way to victory!
we lowered the nicotine concentration in our virtual vapes so u can puff all day without worrying about those toxic substances! go from 5% nicotine to 3% or 2.4% and watch ur puffing time, duration, and inhaled volume get bigger and better!
come join us and puff ur way to the top of the leaderboard! who needs nicotine when u got minecraft?! let’s get puffin’!

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New Server IP
JavaSurvival
Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer Survival Legitimate Semi-vanilla Plugins Land protection Events Discord Community Handcrafted Active Mining Building Commands Player-run Staff Dedicated Server Experience
Hello and nice to meet you! We are a multiplayer, survival server known as Java Survival! As a semi-vanilla server, we are dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see on our server has been mined and/or placed by hand. Our staff members play the game just like everyone else! We also have our own plugins for basic commands and land protections that make us stand out from other servers. We hold staff-and player-run events and are very active on Discord too!
mc.javasurvival.com

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New Server IP
Jacks Re-Console Server
Cross-Play, Discord, Friendly, Game, hang out, Jacks Re-Console, legacy console edition, Minecraft, mod, Modpack, Re-Console 0.5.7, rules, Server, Survival, VANILLA 1.20.4
Jacks’ Re-Console Server is a server that runs off the Re-Console modpack, a very good recreation of Legacy Console Edition. We have some strict rules as we are mostly a friendly server. Also if you don’t want to mod your game, you can join the ip with VANILLA 1.20.4. Come join our discord to hang out as well: discord.gg/SPKd8N2Eaf Also the server runs on Re-Console 0.5.7
jss.lightning-mc.net:25580

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New Server IP
High AF Society: SMP Server with Fancy Stuff and New Update 1.21
1.16, Community, Custom Features, Dynmap, Expansions, Fancy, Friends, Griefprevention, HIGH, in house, Monthly Events, Mypet, new world, Older players, Player Shops, Relax, Server, smp, society, Stuff, Survival, Teleportation, TOWN, update, warp plugin
IP play.alttd.com
Website alttd.com
Rules alttd.com/rules
Discord discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/ News alttd.com/blog
Who are we?
Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re a server where you can come to call “home”. Our focus is on survival with some interesting features suggested by the community. We opened in 2015 and have started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then. Altitude is for older players, but all are welcome!
Features:
- 1.20.x Survival Map (With expansions in 1.21)
- Land claiming with GriefPrevention
- Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
- McMMO & MyPet
- Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
- Economy with player shops
- Custom warp plugin for towns
- Monthly server events
For a full list of our custom features, visit https://alttd.com/customfeatures
Come join our community today! play.alttd.com
(If you wish to contact us, please do so through the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)
FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join by entering the IP: play.alttd.com in your Minecraft Multiplayer menu.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?
A: Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome to join and play.
Q: Can I claim land on the server to prevent griefing?
A: Yes, you can claim land using the GriefPrevention plugin to protect your builds from griefing.
Q: Are there monthly events on the server?
A: Yes, Altitude hosts monthly server events for the community to participate in.
Q: How can I contact the server administration?
A: You can contact the server team through their Discord or website. Please refrain from contacting through other means.
Q: What are some of the custom features on Altitude?
A: Altitude has a variety of custom features suggested by the community, such as custom warp plugin for towns and more. Visit their website for a full list of custom features.
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New Server IP
CraftyGurAme Minecraft Server
#youtube, AmeSame, Community, CraftyGurAme, discussion, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, general, GurAme, internet culture, japanese, Livestream, Minecraft, Nostalgia, oldfags, ONLINE, reaction video, Server, social media, Time, Video, virtual youtuber
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us and become part of the legendary oldfags gang, where we roam the virtual lands causing mayhem and chaos wherever we go. Our server is filled with insane custom plugins that will have you questioning reality, like the ability to ride pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes or turning sheep into explosive TNT sheep that rain down destruction on unsuspecting players.
But that’s not all! We have epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. And let’s not forget about our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. It’s time to embrace the chaos and become a true oldfag legend!

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New Server IP
SMPixelated2024 – Minecraft SMP Madness
2024.., dreams, Forgotten, forgotten dreams, forgotten hope, forgotten memories., forgotten past, Forgotten Time, forgotten year, Future, Hope, looking ahead, Lost, madness, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Reflection, Reminiscing, smp, SMPixelated2024, Time, year
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server where the only rule is to never talk about what happened in 2024…trust us, you don’t want to know.
Looking for a server where you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have built entire rollercoasters made of TNT and have pet creepers that do the Macarena on command.
But beware, the land is also home to mythical creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, who will challenge you to a game of chess before deciding your fate.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a village of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently in the middle of a heated election for mayor? Or a secret underground bunker filled with llamas who have mastered the art of interpretive dance?
Don’t miss out on the adventure, the laughs, and the sheer insanity that awaits you on this Minecraft SMP! Join us now and become a part of the madness.

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New Server IP
GFMakeup101
adhd, Apology, autism, Communication, Dinner, Disrespect, Explanation, eyeliner, family, family time, GFMakeup101, Grandparents, Lipstick, makeup, misunderstanding, neurodivergent, sexism, Siblings, stardew valley, VALORANT, video game
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of explaining things in “makeup terms”? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where you can build your own eyeliner straight and clean, or doodle with lipstick all over your face – the choice is yours!
Our server is perfect for neurodivergent players like you and your gf, where we embrace unique perspectives and communication styles. Plus, if you ever need a break from family drama, just hop on our server and escape to a world of blocks and adventures.
Join now and experience the magic of Minecraft in a whole new light – or should we say, in a whole new shade of lipstick? Don’t miss out on the fun – apologize to your gf’s mom later, but join our server now for a makeup-themed gaming experience like no other!

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New Server IP
RidiculousIdeaMC SMP
absurd concepts, bizarre musings, crazy thoughts, far-fetched concepts, foolish notions, harebrained schemes, impractical ideas, insane ideas, irrational beliefs, ludicrous notions, nonsensical ideas, off-the-wall ideas, outlandish proposals, preposterous ideas, ridiculous ideas, RidiculousIdeaMC, silly notions, smp, unconventional thinking, wacky suggestions, whimsical thoughts, wild imaginations
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!
Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the wheat in exchange for peace. Or how about participating in our annual llama race where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before!

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New Server IP
BlockyHabitZ
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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you eccentric gamers out there!
Join us and indulge in the strange and wacky world we have created, where building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks is considered normal. Need a break from mining? How about participating in our weekly llama racing competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Jousting Tournament,” where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, then join us today and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

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New Server IP
MissileMayhemCraft
Conflict, Crimea, Crisis, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, hammer, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Probable ATACMS Missile Strikes, Russian Air Bases, Strategic, Targets, Tensions, WARFARE
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PROBABLE ATACMS MISSILE STRIKES HAPPENING ALL OVER THE PLACE! LIKE, U CAN BLOW UP RUSSIAN AIR BASES IN CRIMEA WITH UR TNT AND STUFF! IT’S LIT AF, U WON’T FIND THIS KINDA ACTION ANYWHERE ELSE! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE INTO RAINBOWS! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #EXPLOSIONSFOREVER 🚀💥🌈

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New Server IP

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/ News	alttd.com/blog

Who are we?

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FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Q: Can I claim land on the server to prevent griefing?

Q: Are there monthly events on the server?

Q: How can I contact the server administration?

Q: What are some of the custom features on Altitude?